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		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=998</id>
		<title>Bernie's Pizza</title>
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		<updated>2025-12-30T16:31:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Koop moved page Bernies to Bernie's Pizza without leaving a redirect: better title&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:BerniesLogo.png|alt=Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor|left|frame|Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor]] While the show thus-far has never had any official sponsorship (we're looking at you, [[Triscuit_Sponsorship|Triscuit]]), when Koop found out one of his favorite family-owned local pizza places was reopening their doors back in July of 2019 (after a multi-year hiatus), Koop reached out to the owner to try to explain what GFtDS is and discuss an interest in adding the Bernie's brand to the show to help Bernie's advertise their small, but absolutely amazing, pizza parlor.  For context, Bernie's Pizza originally opened back in 1970 and was a staple in the community for over 45 years.  When they reopened in 2019, ownership was handed over to Bernie's nephew, as he had worked along side his uncle for years back in the 70's, and Bernie at that point was enjoying retirement (although he was still spotted from time to time working the pizza ovens until his unfortunate passing in 2023). The new owner was open to Koop's suggested arrangement, and the Bernie's branding was added to the show's credits, [[Rasslemania]] mats, and even (for a short time) the show's pre-show countdown.  For years, Koop helped support this small business, and even his daughter got her first job at Bernie's.  For several years, (especially before Covid hit, when everyone would meet at Koop's house for the show) Koop would frequently pick up some pizza from Bernie's for people on the show to enjoy before (and in many cases, during) the livestream.&lt;br /&gt;
Sadly, after six glorious years of deliciousness, on July 16th, 2025 the owner of Bernie's announced on Facebook that due to budgetary reasons, he was having to close up shop.  Koop kept the Bernie's logo in the show credits and on the [[Rasslemania]] mats long after the close of the business in honor of their legacy, but may one day phase it out as the phone number on their logo could easily be misleading. [[File:RassMat16.png|alt=Bernie's Logo on Rasslemania mat|right|thumb|Example of Bernie's logo on Rasslemania mat]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=997</id>
		<title>Bernie's Pizza</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=997"/>
		<updated>2025-12-30T16:20:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: wording&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:BerniesLogo.png|alt=Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor|left|frame|Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor]] While the show thus-far has never had any official sponsorship (we're looking at you, [[Triscuit_Sponsorship|Triscuit]]), when Koop found out one of his favorite family-owned local pizza places was reopening their doors back in July of 2019 (after a multi-year hiatus), Koop reached out to the owner to try to explain what GFtDS is and discuss an interest in adding the Bernie's brand to the show to help Bernie's advertise their small, but absolutely amazing, pizza parlor.  For context, Bernie's Pizza originally opened back in 1970 and was a staple in the community for over 45 years.  When they reopened in 2019, ownership was handed over to Bernie's nephew, as he had worked along side his uncle for years back in the 70's, and Bernie at that point was enjoying retirement (although he was still spotted from time to time working the pizza ovens until his unfortunate passing in 2023). The new owner was open to Koop's suggested arrangement, and the Bernie's branding was added to the show's credits, [[Rasslemania]] mats, and even (for a short time) the show's pre-show countdown.  For years, Koop helped support this small business, and even his daughter got her first job at Bernie's.  For several years, (especially before Covid hit, when everyone would meet at Koop's house for the show) Koop would frequently pick up some pizza from Bernie's for people on the show to enjoy before (and in many cases, during) the livestream.&lt;br /&gt;
Sadly, after six glorious years of deliciousness, on July 16th, 2025 the owner of Bernie's announced on Facebook that due to budgetary reasons, he was having to close up shop.  Koop kept the Bernie's logo in the show credits and on the [[Rasslemania]] mats long after the close of the business in honor of their legacy, but may one day phase it out as the phone number on their logo could easily be misleading. [[File:RassMat16.png|alt=Bernie's Logo on Rasslemania mat|right|thumb|Example of Bernie's logo on Rasslemania mat]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=996</id>
		<title>Bernie's Pizza</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=996"/>
		<updated>2025-12-30T16:18:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: added more Bernie's context&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:BerniesLogo.png|alt=Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor|left|frame|Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor]] While the show thus-far has never had any official sponsorship (we're looking at you, [[Triscuit_Sponsorship|Triscuit]]), when Koop found out one of his favorite family-owned local pizza places was reopening their doors back in July of 2019 (after a multi-year hiatus), Koop reached out to the owner to try to explain what GFtDS is and discuss an interest in adding the Bernie's brand to the show to help Bernie's advertise their small, but absolutely amazing, pizza parlor.  For context, Bernie's Pizza originally opened back in 1970 and was a staple in the community for over 45 years.  When they reopened in 2019, ownership was handed over to Bernie's nephew, as he had worked along side his uncle for years back in the 70's, and Bernie at that point was enjoying retirement (although he was still spotted from time to time working the pizza ovens until his unfortunate passing in 2023). The new owner was open to Koop's suggested arrangement, and the Bernie's branding was added to the show's credits, [[Rasslemania]] mats, and even (for a short time) the show's pre-show countdown.  For years, Koop helped support this small business, and even his daughter got her first job at Bernie's.  For several years, (especially before Covid hit, when everyone would meet at Koop's house for the show) Koop would frequently pick up some pizza from Bernie's for people on the show to enjoy before (and in many cases, during) the livestream.&lt;br /&gt;
Sadly, after six glorious years of deliciousness, on July 16th, 2025 the owner of Bernie's announced on Facebook that due to budgetary reasons, he was having to close up shop.  Koop kept the Bernie's logo in the show credits and on the [[Rasslemania]] mats long after the close of the business in honor of their legacy, but may one day phase out as the phone number on their logo could easily be misleading. [[File:RassMat16.png|alt=Bernie's Logo on Rasslemania mat|right|thumb|Example of Bernie's logo on Rasslemania mat]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
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		<updated>2025-12-30T16:01:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: added thumbcaption coloring override so text is readable&lt;/p&gt;
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=994</id>
		<title>Bernie's Pizza</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=994"/>
		<updated>2025-12-30T15:48:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: maybe resized&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:BerniesLogo.png|alt=Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor|left|frame|Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor]] While the show thus-far has never had any official sponsorship (we're looking at you, [[Triscuit_Sponsorship|Triscuit]]), when Koop found out one of his favorite family-owned local pizza places was reopening their doors back in July of 2019 (after a multi-year hiatus), Koop reached out to the owner to try to explain what GFtDS is and also discuss an interest in adding the Bernie's brand to the show to help them advertise their small but absolutely amazing pizza parlor.  The owner was open to this arrangement, and his branding was added to the show's credits, [[Rasslemania]] mats, and even (for a short time) the show's pre-show countdown.  For years, Koop helped support this small business, and even his daughter got her first job at Bernie's.  For several years, (especially before Covid hit, when everyone would meet at Koop's house for the show) Koop would frequently pick up some pizza from Bernie's for people on the show to enjoy before (and in many cases, during) the livestream.&lt;br /&gt;
Sadly, after six glorious years of deliciousness, on July 16th, 2025 the owner of Bernie's announced on Facebook that due to budgetary reasons, he was having to close up shop.  Koop kept the Bernie's logo in the show credits and on the [[Rasslemania]] mats long after the close of the business in honor of their legacy, but may one day phase out as the phone number on their logo could easily be misleading. [[File:RassMat16.png|alt=Bernie's Logo on Rasslemania mat|right|thumb|Example of Bernie's logo on Rasslemania mat]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=993</id>
		<title>Bernie's Pizza</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=993"/>
		<updated>2025-12-30T15:48:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: added example of Bernie's logo on Rasslemania mat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:BerniesLogo.png|alt=Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor|left|frame|Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor]] While the show thus-far has never had any official sponsorship (we're looking at you, [[Triscuit_Sponsorship|Triscuit]]), when Koop found out one of his favorite family-owned local pizza places was reopening their doors back in July of 2019 (after a multi-year hiatus), Koop reached out to the owner to try to explain what GFtDS is and also discuss an interest in adding the Bernie's brand to the show to help them advertise their small but absolutely amazing pizza parlor.  The owner was open to this arrangement, and his branding was added to the show's credits, [[Rasslemania]] mats, and even (for a short time) the show's pre-show countdown.  For years, Koop helped support this small business, and even his daughter got her first job at Bernie's.  For several years, (especially before Covid hit, when everyone would meet at Koop's house for the show) Koop would frequently pick up some pizza from Bernie's for people on the show to enjoy before (and in many cases, during) the livestream.&lt;br /&gt;
Sadly, after six glorious years of deliciousness, on July 16th, 2025 the owner of Bernie's announced on Facebook that due to budgetary reasons, he was having to close up shop.  Koop kept the Bernie's logo in the show credits and on the [[Rasslemania]] mats long after the close of the business in honor of their legacy, but may one day phase out as the phone number on their logo could easily be misleading. [[File:RassMat16.png|alt=Bernie's Logo on Rasslemania mat|right|frame|Example of Bernie's logo on Rasslemania mat]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
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		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:RassMat16.png&amp;diff=992</id>
		<title>File:RassMat16.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:RassMat16.png&amp;diff=992"/>
		<updated>2025-12-30T15:46:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Rasslemania XVI mat&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=991</id>
		<title>Bernie's Pizza</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=991"/>
		<updated>2025-12-30T15:43:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: I think fixed the Triscuit link, finally&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:BerniesLogo.png|alt=Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor|left|frame|Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor]] While the show thus-far has never had any official sponsorship (we're looking at you, [[Triscuit_Sponsorship|Triscuit]]), when Koop found out one of his favorite family-owned local pizza places was reopening their doors back in July of 2019 (after a multi-year hiatus), Koop reached out to the owner to try to explain what GFtDS is and also discuss an interest in adding the Bernie's brand to the show to help them advertise their small but absolutely amazing pizza parlor.  The owner was open to this arrangement, and his branding was added to the show's credits, [[Rasslemania]] mats, and even (for a short time) the show's pre-show countdown.  For years, Koop helped support this small business, and even his daughter got her first job at Bernie's.  For several years, (especially before Covid hit, when everyone would meet at Koop's house for the show) Koop would frequently pick up some pizza from Bernie's for people on the show to enjoy before (and in many cases, during) the livestream.&lt;br /&gt;
Sadly, after six glorious years of deliciousness, on July 16th, 2025 the owner of Bernie's announced on Facebook that due to budgetary reasons, he was having to close up shop.  Koop kept the Bernie's logo in the show credits and on the [[Rasslemania]] mats long after the close of the business in honor of their legacy, but may one day phase out as the phone number on their logo could easily be misleading.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=990</id>
		<title>Bernie's Pizza</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=990"/>
		<updated>2025-12-30T15:43:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: maybe fixed Triscuit link&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:BerniesLogo.png|alt=Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor|left|frame|Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor]] While the show thus-far has never had any official sponsorship (we're looking at you, [[Triscuit|Triscuit Exercise]]), when Koop found out one of his favorite family-owned local pizza places was reopening their doors back in July of 2019 (after a multi-year hiatus), Koop reached out to the owner to try to explain what GFtDS is and also discuss an interest in adding the Bernie's brand to the show to help them advertise their small but absolutely amazing pizza parlor.  The owner was open to this arrangement, and his branding was added to the show's credits, [[Rasslemania]] mats, and even (for a short time) the show's pre-show countdown.  For years, Koop helped support this small business, and even his daughter got her first job at Bernie's.  For several years, (especially before Covid hit, when everyone would meet at Koop's house for the show) Koop would frequently pick up some pizza from Bernie's for people on the show to enjoy before (and in many cases, during) the livestream.&lt;br /&gt;
Sadly, after six glorious years of deliciousness, on July 16th, 2025 the owner of Bernie's announced on Facebook that due to budgetary reasons, he was having to close up shop.  Koop kept the Bernie's logo in the show credits and on the [[Rasslemania]] mats long after the close of the business in honor of their legacy, but may one day phase out as the phone number on their logo could easily be misleading.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=989</id>
		<title>Bernie's Pizza</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bernie%27s_Pizza&amp;diff=989"/>
		<updated>2025-12-30T15:41:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added Bernies post&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:BerniesLogo.png|alt=Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor|left|frame|Bernie's Original Pizza Parlor]] While the show thus-far has never had any official sponsorship (we're looking at you, [[Triscuit]]), when Koop found out one of his favorite family-owned local pizza places was reopening their doors back in July of 2019 (after a multi-year hiatus), Koop reached out to the owner to try to explain what GFtDS is and also discuss an interest in adding the Bernie's brand to the show to help them advertise their small but absolutely amazing pizza parlor.  The owner was open to this arrangement, and his branding was added to the show's credits, [[Rasslemania]] mats, and even (for a short time) the show's pre-show countdown.  For years, Koop helped support this small business, and even his daughter got her first job at Bernie's.  For several years, (especially before Covid hit, when everyone would meet at Koop's house for the show) Koop would frequently pick up some pizza from Bernie's for people on the show to enjoy before (and in many cases, during) the livestream.&lt;br /&gt;
Sadly, after six glorious years of deliciousness, on July 16th, 2025 the owner of Bernie's announced on Facebook that due to budgetary reasons, he was having to close up shop.  Koop kept the Bernie's logo in the show credits and on the [[Rasslemania]] mats long after the close of the business in honor of their legacy, but may one day phase out as the phone number on their logo could easily be misleading.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:BerniesLogo.png&amp;diff=988</id>
		<title>File:BerniesLogo.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:BerniesLogo.png&amp;diff=988"/>
		<updated>2025-12-30T15:09:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Bernies Logo Ad&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=R4-GFtDS&amp;diff=987</id>
		<title>R4-GFtDS</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=R4-GFtDS&amp;diff=987"/>
		<updated>2025-11-30T01:48:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Removed !quote add &amp;lt;&amp;gt; and replaced with !koopquote &amp;lt;&amp;gt; and !jasonquote &amp;lt;&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Helping keep the internals of an entire fighter starship in tiptop shape can be a daunting task, but R4 gets to help keep the entire capital ship operational and heading to where the ship is needed.  Along with the ship's internal and navigational functions, he also helps keep the show chat informed and acts as a concierge of data and info between the show's viewership, hosts, and guests, and the show's database containing precious SIPs data.[[File:R4-GFtDS.png|alt=Original R4-GFtDS Twitch Profile Image|left|frame|Original R4-GFtDS Twitch Profile Image]]&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+Standard Supported Twitch Commands&lt;br /&gt;
!Command&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
!Requires Twitch Account Association&lt;br /&gt;
(button available on Member Profile on&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GamesFromTheDrunkside.com )&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!dewit, !doit, dewit, doit, do it&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays Palpy in MtnDew attire to encourage Koop and/or Jason to &amp;quot;Dew It!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!discord&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to join [https://discord.gg/Hhd2dVVmqY GFtDS Discord server]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!dont&lt;br /&gt;
|Issue a &amp;quot;[[Don't Be THAT Stream|Don't be THAT Stream]]&amp;quot; animation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!down_, !ding_&lt;br /&gt;
|Reset Koop's death counter / &amp;quot;ding&amp;quot; counter (Mods only)&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!down, !down+, !ding, !ding+&lt;br /&gt;
|Increments Koop's death counter / &amp;quot;ding&amp;quot; counter by 1&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!down-, !ding-&lt;br /&gt;
|Decrements Koop's death counter / &amp;quot;ding&amp;quot; counter by 1&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!drink&lt;br /&gt;
|Vote for Koop to drink [[Sweet Cinamonz]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Required&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!facebook&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to the [https://www.facebook.com/GamesFromTheDrunkSide/ GFtDS Facebook account]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!goodkoop&lt;br /&gt;
|Give Koop a little pat pat on his head to reassure him of a job well done&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!help&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to this page&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!instagram&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to the [https://www.instagram.com/gamesfromthedrunkside/ GFtDS Instagram account]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!jasonquote &amp;lt;span style='color: red'&amp;gt;quote to be added (no quotation marks needed)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|Adds a quote to R4's quote database attributing quote to Jason&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!join&lt;br /&gt;
|Used to join [[Viewer Gaming]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Required&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!koopquote &amp;lt;span style='color: red'&amp;gt;quote to be added (no quotation marks needed)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|Adds a quote to R4's quote database attributing quote to Koop&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!mark &amp;lt;span style='color: red'&amp;gt;description&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
ex: &amp;lt;span style='color: red'&amp;gt;!mark this is a test&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
would add a marker with the description &amp;quot;this is a test&amp;quot; at the timestamp the command was submitted&lt;br /&gt;
|Mod Only - Sets a marker on the show's VOD for later reference.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!shesaid&lt;br /&gt;
|Issues the &amp;quot;[[That's What She Said|That's what she said]]&amp;quot; image to be displayed&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!twitter&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to the [https://twitter.com/Gftds8 GFtDS Twitter account]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!wiki&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to this wiki's [[Main Page|main page]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!youtube&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to the [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWulMEM8pBnr1RegpwUd6kA GFtDS YouTube account]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=RARE&amp;diff=986</id>
		<title>RARE</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=RARE&amp;diff=986"/>
		<updated>2025-10-10T00:50:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Updated RARE internal links&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:RARE Logo.png|alt=RARE Logo|left|thumbnail|Original RARE Logo]] Starting on Saturday, July 13th, 2024, a new [[Rasslemania]] feature was established to help manage the increase of wrestlers added to the wrestling roster.  Saturday Night RARE (a parody of Monday Night RAW) was created to facilitate preliminary matches prior to the main [[Rasslemania]] events in order to give people a chance to participate in matches while also fighting for a spot in the roster for [[Rasslemania]] events.  &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:GFtDS_Draft_2024.png|alt=GFtDS Draft|right|thumbnail|GFtDS Draft]]&lt;br /&gt;
Starting with the first draft on July 13th, 2024, the way the system works is after every [[Rasslemania|Rasslemania event]] going forward a [[Rasslemania Draft|draft]] is done which is a public event where various [[Rasslemania Divisions|divisions]] are randomly populated.  Each [[Rasslemania Divisions|division]] has four or more wrestlers assigned, and wrestlers within a [[Rasslemania Draft|draft]] would generally fight other wrestlers within their [[Rasslemania Divisions|division]] to determine who moves forward to compete in the following [[Rasslemania|Rasslemania event]] later in the year.  After all preliminary matches are ran and the [[Rasslemania]] starting bracket is ready, additional RARE matches are put together and ran which have no actual bearing on the main event, but are done for just bragging rights and for fun.&lt;br /&gt;
These preliminary matches for [[Rasslemania]] and other &amp;quot;fun&amp;quot; matches are ran during the months and weeks prior to the next main event during the dedicated RARE segment of the show done during the second hour of the GFtDS stream.&lt;br /&gt;
Initially, seven [[Rasslemania Divisions|divisions]] existed in the [[Rasslemania Draft|draft]] to help with the determination of the preliminary matches (Yee Dino, Diarrhea Lady, (Not the) Easter Bunny, Pith Helmet, I So Pale Lady, [[Ketchup Boy]], and Action Basket).  Later, an [[Elaine Wells]] division was also added to the mix, bringing the number of divisions to an even eight.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:GFtDS Draft Example.png|alt=GFtDS Draft Example Results|left|thumbnail|Example GFtDS Draft Result]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Team_Bottom&amp;diff=985</id>
		<title>Team Bottom</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Team_Bottom&amp;diff=985"/>
		<updated>2025-10-10T00:45:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added Team Bottom context&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;During the course of [[Rasslemania]], certain viewership claimed the game was working against them, and that their wrestlers were losing too many matches.  These viewers declared that they were forming a team known as &amp;quot;Team Bottom.&amp;quot;  Over time, Team Bottom has been updated to include:&lt;br /&gt;
* Porkchop&lt;br /&gt;
* Jarrod&lt;br /&gt;
* Josh&lt;br /&gt;
* Jason&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Qualification_Matches&amp;diff=984</id>
		<title>Rasslemania Qualification Matches</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Qualification_Matches&amp;diff=984"/>
		<updated>2025-10-10T00:40:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added Rasslemania Qualification Matches&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;After every [[Rasslemania|Rasslemania Event]], a [[Rasslemania Draft|draft]] is done in order to divide wrestlers from the current roster into [[Rasslemania Divisions|divisions]].  From these [[Rasslemania Divisions|divisions]], matches are held based on them in order to narrow down the roster to sixteen wrestlers who will move on to the following [[Rasslemania]].  These matches used to determine who will move on to the next event are considered Qualification Matches.  After all Qualification Matches are ran, and the sixteen wrestlers officially have been qualified, the show runs [[RARE|Saturday Night RARE]] matches until the [[Rasslemania|Rasslemania event]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Draft&amp;diff=983</id>
		<title>Rasslemania Draft</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Draft&amp;diff=983"/>
		<updated>2025-10-10T00:23:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added Rasslemania Draft&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;In order to establish the initial matches for qualifying the sixteen wrestlers making their way to fight in the following [[Rasslemania]], a draft is performed to randomly file the current roster of wrestlers into [[Rasslemania Divisions|divisions]].  Historically, this draft process has been broadcasted on the show, but Koop has debated on whether it should continue as the [[Rasslemania Divisions|divisions]] and their establishment of the matches seems to confuse more than help clarify to viewership what the matchups will look like.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Divisions&amp;diff=982</id>
		<title>Rasslemania Divisions</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Divisions&amp;diff=982"/>
		<updated>2025-10-10T00:07:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: fixing image link... maybe&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:GFtDS Rasslemania Divisions.png‎|alt=GFtDS Rasslemania Divisions|thumb|400x400px|GFtDS Rasslemania Divisons]]To democratically decide who fights who in order to qualify for each Rasslemania, a randomized selection process is made in order to file everyone into divisions.  There originally were seven divisions, but an eighth division was added when more people were added to the roster to help level things out to four wrestlers per division.  Later on more people were added to the roster, but the division count will remain at eight for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
The divisions are as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
1) Yee Dinosaur&lt;br /&gt;
2) Diarrhea Lady&lt;br /&gt;
3) Not the Easter Bunny&lt;br /&gt;
4) Pith Helmet&lt;br /&gt;
5) I So Pale Lady&lt;br /&gt;
6) Ketchup Boy&lt;br /&gt;
7) Action Basket&lt;br /&gt;
8) Elaine Wells &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Matchups are performed (generally) within each division, so qualification matches are done against people within the same division.  Selection of the pairings are done by taking the first and last listed in a division and pairing those together.  Example: For a division with four wrestlers,  1 and 4 are paired together, and 2 and 3 are paired together.&lt;br /&gt;
In the off-chance a division has an odd number of wrestlers, there can be matchups between divisions.  The majority of the wrestlers within a division are matched normally, but the middle-most wrestlers is paired with the middle-most wrestler in the adjacent division.  Example: For two divisions with five wrestlers, in both divisions 1 and 5 are paired, 2 and 4 are paired, and the 3rd from each division are paired together.  &lt;br /&gt;
The goal of the qualification matches is to narrow the qualified wrestlers down to sixteen wrestlers that will make their way to the following [[Rasslemania]] event.  This can require additional matches within some divisions in order to resolve the number of wrestlers in each division to only two wrestlers per division qualified to go to Rasslemania.  In the event of this, those qualified within the first round of matches are pitted against each other in a pairwise combination, and eliminations are done based on official losses outweighing the number of wins.  For example: For a division with three previously &amp;quot;qualified, but pending&amp;quot; wrestlers, 1 and 2 fight, 2 and 3 fight, and 1 and 3 fight.  Whoever loses both their matches is eliminated, and the remaining two are officially qualified to go to [[Rasslemania]].  If each wrestler wins at least one match, these matches are done again until someone loses both their matches and two wrestlers are official qualified.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Divisions&amp;diff=981</id>
		<title>Rasslemania Divisions</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Divisions&amp;diff=981"/>
		<updated>2025-10-10T00:06:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added Rasslemania Divisions context&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:GFtDS Rasslemania Divisions.PNG|alt=GFtDS Rasslemania Divisions|thumb|400x400px|GFtDS Rasslemania Divisons]]To democratically decide who fights who in order to qualify for each Rasslemania, a randomized selection process is made in order to file everyone into divisions.  There originally were seven divisions, but an eighth division was added when more people were added to the roster to help level things out to four wrestlers per division.  Later on more people were added to the roster, but the division count will remain at eight for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
The divisions are as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
1) Yee Dinosaur&lt;br /&gt;
2) Diarrhea Lady&lt;br /&gt;
3) Not the Easter Bunny&lt;br /&gt;
4) Pith Helmet&lt;br /&gt;
5) I So Pale Lady&lt;br /&gt;
6) Ketchup Boy&lt;br /&gt;
7) Action Basket&lt;br /&gt;
8) Elaine Wells &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Matchups are performed (generally) within each division, so qualification matches are done against people within the same division.  Selection of the pairings are done by taking the first and last listed in a division and pairing those together.  Example: For a division with four wrestlers,  1 and 4 are paired together, and 2 and 3 are paired together.&lt;br /&gt;
In the off-chance a division has an odd number of wrestlers, there can be matchups between divisions.  The majority of the wrestlers within a division are matched normally, but the middle-most wrestlers is paired with the middle-most wrestler in the adjacent division.  Example: For two divisions with five wrestlers, in both divisions 1 and 5 are paired, 2 and 4 are paired, and the 3rd from each division are paired together.  &lt;br /&gt;
The goal of the qualification matches is to narrow the qualified wrestlers down to sixteen wrestlers that will make their way to the following [[Rasslemania]] event.  This can require additional matches within some divisions in order to resolve the number of wrestlers in each division to only two wrestlers per division qualified to go to Rasslemania.  In the event of this, those qualified within the first round of matches are pitted against each other in a pairwise combination, and eliminations are done based on official losses outweighing the number of wins.  For example: For a division with three previously &amp;quot;qualified, but pending&amp;quot; wrestlers, 1 and 2 fight, 2 and 3 fight, and 1 and 3 fight.  Whoever loses both their matches is eliminated, and the remaining two are officially qualified to go to [[Rasslemania]].  If each wrestler wins at least one match, these matches are done again until someone loses both their matches and two wrestlers are official qualified.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:GFtDS_Rasslemania_Divisions.png&amp;diff=980</id>
		<title>File:GFtDS Rasslemania Divisions.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:GFtDS_Rasslemania_Divisions.png&amp;diff=980"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T23:36:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;GFtDS Rasslemania Divisions&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pee_Counter&amp;diff=979</id>
		<title>Pee Counter</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pee_Counter&amp;diff=979"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T23:31:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Fixed link... maybe&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;When Koop leaves Jason in charge of entertaining chat to go use the restroom (or in some instances when Jason leaves to do the same), a stopwatch begins and a yellow Pee Counter appears (or increments, if already present) on the stream.  Viewership is encouraged to guess how long whoever went offscreen will be gone for, and whoever guesses closest without going over is declared the winner.  If they have their GFtDS.com profile linked to their Twitch account they get a single [[SIPs|SIP]] added to their account if they guessed closest without going over, and 3 whole [[SIPs]] if they guessed exactly.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pee_Counter&amp;diff=978</id>
		<title>Pee Counter</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pee_Counter&amp;diff=978"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T23:31:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Created page with &amp;quot;When Koop leaves Jason in charge of entertaining chat to go use the restroom (or in some instances when Jason leaves to do the same), a stopwatch begins and a yellow Pee Count...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;When Koop leaves Jason in charge of entertaining chat to go use the restroom (or in some instances when Jason leaves to do the same), a stopwatch begins and a yellow Pee Counter appears (or increments, if already present) on the stream.  Viewership is encouraged to guess how long whoever went offscreen will be gone for, and whoever guesses closest without going over is declared the winner.  If they have their GFtDS.com profile linked to their Twitch account they get a single [[SIPs SIP]] added to their account if they guessed closest without going over, and 3 whole [[SIPs]] if they guessed exactly.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ding_Counter&amp;diff=977</id>
		<title>Ding Counter</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ding_Counter&amp;diff=977"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T23:22:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added Ding Counter context&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;During [[Rasslemania]]/[[RARE]] matches certain wrestlers have a move that involves punching, kneeing, or kicking their opponent that has an audible &amp;quot;ding&amp;quot; sound when it happens.  Viewership enjoyed calling out when &amp;quot;dings&amp;quot; would happen that a death counter Koop had previously programmed into R4 (but wasn't widely adopted) had been converted to the new &amp;quot;Ding Counter,&amp;quot; complete with a new ''!ding'' command in chat.  When viewership (or Koop) perform the ''!ding'' command, a counter would appear as a white numeric counter, right next to the [[Pee Counter]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=976</id>
		<title>Winetro Girls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=976"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T22:36:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: moved some stuff&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Winetro Girls.jpg|alt=Winetro Girls|thumb|400x400px|The Winetro Girls]]&lt;br /&gt;
During [[Rasslemania]] events, during the entrance of wrestlers, each wrestler passes a series of six festive female dancers entertaining the crowd and the wrestlers themselves.  Known as the &amp;quot;Winetro Girls&amp;quot; (a parody of &amp;quot;The Nitro Girls&amp;quot;), these six dancers liven up the event with their dance numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
Each Winetro Girl can be identified by their outfit's coloration: &lt;br /&gt;
* White = Trixi&lt;br /&gt;
* Pink = Cinnamon&lt;br /&gt;
* Green = Cabbage&lt;br /&gt;
* Blue = Methany&lt;br /&gt;
* Black = Zucchini&lt;br /&gt;
* Yellow = Piss&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=975</id>
		<title>Winetro Girls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=975"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T22:35:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: another attempt&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;During [[Rasslemania]] events, during the entrance of wrestlers, each wrestler passes a series of six festive female dancers entertaining the crowd and the wrestlers themselves.  Known as the &amp;quot;Winetro Girls&amp;quot; (a parody of &amp;quot;The Nitro Girls&amp;quot;), these six dancers liven up the event with their dance numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
Each Winetro Girl can be identified by their outfit's coloration: [[File:Winetro Girls.jpg|alt=Winetro Girls|thumb|400x400px|The Winetro Girls]]&lt;br /&gt;
* White = Trixi&lt;br /&gt;
* Pink = Cinnamon&lt;br /&gt;
* Green = Cabbage&lt;br /&gt;
* Blue = Methany&lt;br /&gt;
* Black = Zucchini&lt;br /&gt;
* Yellow = Piss&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=974</id>
		<title>Winetro Girls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=974"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T22:34:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: another attempt to fix&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;During [[Rasslemania]] events, during the entrance of wrestlers, each wrestler passes a series of six festive female dancers entertaining the crowd and the wrestlers themselves.  Known as the &amp;quot;Winetro Girls&amp;quot; (a parody of &amp;quot;The Nitro Girls&amp;quot;), these six dancers liven up the event with their dance numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
Each Winetro Girl can be identified by their outfit's coloration: [[File:Winetro Girls.png|alt=Winetro Girls|thumb|400x400px|The Winetro Girls]]&lt;br /&gt;
* White = Trixi&lt;br /&gt;
* Pink = Cinnamon&lt;br /&gt;
* Green = Cabbage&lt;br /&gt;
* Blue = Methany&lt;br /&gt;
* Black = Zucchini&lt;br /&gt;
* Yellow = Piss&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=973</id>
		<title>Winetro Girls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=973"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T22:34:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: fixed now, maybe?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;During [[Rasslemania]] events, during the entrance of wrestlers, each wrestler passes a series of six festive female dancers entertaining the crowd and the wrestlers themselves.  Known as the &amp;quot;Winetro Girls&amp;quot; (a parody of &amp;quot;The Nitro Girls&amp;quot;), these six dancers liven up the event with their dance numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
Each Winetro Girl can be identified by their outfit's coloration: [[File:Winetro_Girls.png|alt=Winetro Girls|thumb|400x400px|The Winetro Girls]]&lt;br /&gt;
* White = Trixi&lt;br /&gt;
* Pink = Cinnamon&lt;br /&gt;
* Green = Cabbage&lt;br /&gt;
* Blue = Methany&lt;br /&gt;
* Black = Zucchini&lt;br /&gt;
* Yellow = Piss&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=972</id>
		<title>Winetro Girls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=972"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T22:34:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: maybe fixed image.  God I hate this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;During [[Rasslemania]] events, during the entrance of wrestlers, each wrestler passes a series of six festive female dancers entertaining the crowd and the wrestlers themselves.  Known as the &amp;quot;Winetro Girls&amp;quot; (a parody of &amp;quot;The Nitro Girls&amp;quot;), these six dancers liven up the event with their dance numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
Each Winetro Girl can be identified by their outfit's coloration: [[File:Winetro_Girls.png|alt=Winetro Girls|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
* White = Trixi&lt;br /&gt;
* Pink = Cinnamon&lt;br /&gt;
* Green = Cabbage&lt;br /&gt;
* Blue = Methany&lt;br /&gt;
* Black = Zucchini&lt;br /&gt;
* Yellow = Piss&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=971</id>
		<title>Winetro Girls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=971"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T22:33:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added image... maybe&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;During [[Rasslemania]] events, during the entrance of wrestlers, each wrestler passes a series of six festive female dancers entertaining the crowd and the wrestlers themselves.  Known as the &amp;quot;Winetro Girls&amp;quot; (a parody of &amp;quot;The Nitro Girls&amp;quot;), these six dancers liven up the event with their dance numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
Each Winetro Girl can be identified by their outfit's coloration: [[File:Winetro Girls.png|alt=Winetro Girls|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
* White = Trixi&lt;br /&gt;
* Pink = Cinnamon&lt;br /&gt;
* Green = Cabbage&lt;br /&gt;
* Blue = Methany&lt;br /&gt;
* Black = Zucchini&lt;br /&gt;
* Yellow = Piss&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Winetro_Girls.jpg&amp;diff=970</id>
		<title>File:Winetro Girls.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Winetro_Girls.jpg&amp;diff=970"/>
		<updated>2025-10-09T22:31:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Winetro Girls&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Team_Bottom&amp;diff=969</id>
		<title>Team Bottom</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Team_Bottom&amp;diff=969"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T20:43:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Created page with &amp;quot;(COMING SOON)&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;(COMING SOON)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Qualification_Matches&amp;diff=968</id>
		<title>Rasslemania Qualification Matches</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Qualification_Matches&amp;diff=968"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T20:43:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Created page with &amp;quot;(COMING SOON)&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;(COMING SOON)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Draft&amp;diff=967</id>
		<title>Rasslemania Draft</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Draft&amp;diff=967"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T20:43:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Created page with &amp;quot;(COMING SOON)&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;(COMING SOON)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Divisions&amp;diff=966</id>
		<title>Rasslemania Divisions</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Divisions&amp;diff=966"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T20:43:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Created page with &amp;quot;(COMING SOON)&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;(COMING SOON)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ding_Counter&amp;diff=965</id>
		<title>Ding Counter</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ding_Counter&amp;diff=965"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T20:42:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Created page with &amp;quot;(COMING SOON)&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;(COMING SOON)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania&amp;diff=964</id>
		<title>Rasslemania</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania&amp;diff=964"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T20:41:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added more Rasslemania info&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;To start off the new year of 2022, Koop and Jason put together a special event titled, &amp;quot;GFtDS Rasslemania.&amp;quot;  This inaugural special event was designed to include the show's hosts, as well as as many past guests and Patreon patrons interested in joining the event.  In the first GFtDS Rasslemania event, the game was played out in &amp;quot;Fire Wrestling Pro World.&amp;quot;  Koop made sure to customize the design of each player to at least somewhat match their real-life persona and/or how they wanted to be represented.  A few character models, however, fell outside of these guidelines (Jarrod, Joe, Keely, and Jake), as they were actually created by the people they represented in the game, instead.  Along with the characters' appearances, Koop also created custom intro music for each player based on the requests of the players.  Refereed by none other than the lovely Anna Kendrick (or at least an avatar representing the lovely Anna), after many exciting matches, the victor of the first GFtDS Rasslemania was Caig Law.  Although the game wasn't configured for it at the time, he won the &amp;quot;SIPS Champ&amp;quot; belt.  Porkchop was involved in both the Highest and lowest rated matches of the night.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Rasslemania's first installment, Koop has tentatively scheduled further special events under the &amp;quot;GFtDS Rasslemania&amp;quot; title spaced apart every 3 months to allow for planning and production time involved with continued additions and new features to the format.  Starting with Rasslemania II, pre-fight interviews were introduced, which were video clips of either Jason or Koop interviewing wrestlers voiced by the very people behind each wrestler (with the exception of Samuel, as he requested to just have nonsensical content played instead of his own voice).  All the pre-fight interviews are the combination of original audio recorded recordings from the wrestler that have been chopped up and restructured to form a new narrative that is then scripted for Jason and Koop's video made in front of a green-screen.  The resulting videos are then played before the applicable wrestler's first match.  Further ideas have been tossed around and future Rasslemanias are sure to have similar additions to keep things interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Today, Rasslemania matches are tentatively scheduled for the first Saturdays during the months of January, April, July, and October of every year.  After each Rasslemania ends, a [[Rasslemania Draft|Draft]] is done to organize rasslers into random [[Rasslemania Divisions|divisions]].  These [[Rasslemania Divisions|divisions]] are they used to democratically establish [[Rasslemania Qualification Matches|qualification matches]] to narrow down the full roster of &amp;quot;rasslers&amp;quot; down to the 16 who have proven themselves worthy of fighting in the upcoming Rasslemania event to fight their way to the 17th rassler who is the current title holder at that time.  Once all [[Rasslemania Qualification Matches|qualification matches]] have concluded, and the 16 rasslers have been chosen, from week to week the show airs [[RARE|Saturday Night RARE]] matches, which have no bearing on a rassler's position or qualification into the Rasslemania event, but are a way for them to keep their stats growing and offer weekly entertainment until the next big event occurs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOTE: Previously, match results were listed here on the wiki.  Match results since have been documented in [[R4-GFtDS|R4]]'s database and links to these matches can now be found on [https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/rasslemania/event_stats.php GFtDS Rasslemania Event Stats Page].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other related reading material (some of these links may not be working yet):&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ding Counter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[RARE]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rasslemania Divisions]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rasslemania Draft]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rasslemania Match Notification System]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rasslemania Qualification Matches]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Team Bottom]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Winetro Girls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Match_Notification_System&amp;diff=963</id>
		<title>Rasslemania Match Notification System</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Match_Notification_System&amp;diff=963"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T20:32:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Fixed link&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;In late September, 2025, Koop rolled out a feature to the [https://GamesFromTheDrunkSide.com/rasslemania/match_notification.php GFtDS Website] that offered folks to be notified prior to when their matches (or any matches of &amp;quot;rasslers&amp;quot; they are following) are scheduled for a given weekend.  Historically, Koop had managed to perform the notifications manually, but at the time of rolling out the Rasslemania Match Notification System he was managing contact information for 35 people, all of whom had different preferences in how they wanted to be contacted (Discord, Facebook Messenger, and text message (SMS)).  To simplify Koop's workload he wrote a tool to help partially automate the process of reaching out to folks.  &lt;br /&gt;
Unfortunately, despite writing code that handled all three of the various mediums people wanted to be contacted on, Facebook Messenger had a limitation Koop wasn't aware of until the last stage of testing.  While the tool he wrote worked on Facebook Messenger, there is a built-in limitation that sets a hardcoded window of time when the tool could send a message to any given user, and that window was only 24 hours from the last message received from the user to the GFtDS Facebook Page.  This meant that if he was to utilize the Facebook Messenger contact feature, anyone who wanted to receive a notification about their upcoming matches would need to message the show's Facebook page DAILY.  Clearly, this wasn't a workable solution.  Koop even looked into third party options through systems like Twilio, but those, too, had the same exact limitation (Koop basically wrote a Twilio service folks pay money for... yey?).  &lt;br /&gt;
Long story short, the Facebook Messenger option had to be ditched for production and currently only the Discord DM option and SMS text message option are available for folks.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Match_Notification_System&amp;diff=962</id>
		<title>Rasslemania Match Notification System</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania_Match_Notification_System&amp;diff=962"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T20:32:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Created page with &amp;quot;In late September, 2025, Koop rolled out a feature to the https://GamesFromTheDrunkSide.com/rasslemania/match_notification.php GFtDS Website that offered folks to be notif...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;In late September, 2025, Koop rolled out a feature to the [[https://GamesFromTheDrunkSide.com/rasslemania/match_notification.php GFtDS Website]] that offered folks to be notified prior to when their matches (or any matches of &amp;quot;rasslers&amp;quot; they are following) are scheduled for a given weekend.  Historically, Koop had managed to perform the notifications manually, but at the time of rolling out the Rasslemania Match Notification System he was managing contact information for 35 people, all of whom had different preferences in how they wanted to be contacted (Discord, Facebook Messenger, and text message (SMS)).  To simplify Koop's workload he wrote a tool to help partially automate the process of reaching out to folks.  &lt;br /&gt;
Unfortunately, despite writing code that handled all three of the various mediums people wanted to be contacted on, Facebook Messenger had a limitation Koop wasn't aware of until the last stage of testing.  While the tool he wrote worked on Facebook Messenger, there is a built-in limitation that sets a hardcoded window of time when the tool could send a message to any given user, and that window was only 24 hours from the last message received from the user to the GFtDS Facebook Page.  This meant that if he was to utilize the Facebook Messenger contact feature, anyone who wanted to receive a notification about their upcoming matches would need to message the show's Facebook page DAILY.  Clearly, this wasn't a workable solution.  Koop even looked into third party options through systems like Twilio, but those, too, had the same exact limitation (Koop basically wrote a Twilio service folks pay money for... yey?).  &lt;br /&gt;
Long story short, the Facebook Messenger option had to be ditched for production and currently only the Discord DM option and SMS text message option are available for folks.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=961</id>
		<title>Winetro Girls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Winetro_Girls&amp;diff=961"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T19:58:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Created page with &amp;quot;During Rasslemania events, during the entrance of wrestlers, each wrestler passes a series of six festive female dancers entertaining the crowd and the wrestlers themselve...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;During [[Rasslemania]] events, during the entrance of wrestlers, each wrestler passes a series of six festive female dancers entertaining the crowd and the wrestlers themselves.  Known as the &amp;quot;Winetro Girls&amp;quot; (a parody of &amp;quot;The Nitro Girls&amp;quot;), these six dancers liven up the event with their dance numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
Each Winetro Girl can be identified by their outfit's coloration:&lt;br /&gt;
* White = Trixi&lt;br /&gt;
* Pink = Cinnamon&lt;br /&gt;
* Green = Cabbage&lt;br /&gt;
* Blue = Methany&lt;br /&gt;
* Black = Zucchini&lt;br /&gt;
* Yellow = Piss&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania&amp;diff=960</id>
		<title>Rasslemania</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania&amp;diff=960"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T19:13:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added additional Rasslemania links&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;To start off the new year of 2022, Koop and Jason put together a special event titled, &amp;quot;GFtDS Rasslemania.&amp;quot;  This inaugural special event was designed to include the show's hosts, as well as as many past guests and Patreon patrons interested in joining the event.  In the first GFtDS Rasslemania event, the game was played out in &amp;quot;Fire Wrestling Pro World.&amp;quot;  Koop made sure to customize the design of each player to at least somewhat match their real-life persona and/or how they wanted to be represented.  A few character models, however, fell outside of these guidelines (Jarrod, Joe, Keely, and Jake), as they were actually created by the people they represented in the game, instead.  Along with the characters' appearances, Koop also created custom intro music for each player based on the requests of the players.  Refereed by none other than the lovely Anna Kendrick (or at least an avatar representing the lovely Anna), after many exciting matches, the victor of the first GFtDS Rasslemania was Caig Law.  Although the game wasn't configured for it at the time, he won the &amp;quot;SIPS Champ&amp;quot; belt.  Porkchop was involved in both the Highest and lowest rated matches of the night.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Rasslemania's first installment, Koop has tentatively scheduled further special events under the &amp;quot;GFtDS Rasslemania&amp;quot; title spaced apart every 3 months to allow for planning and production time involved with continued additions and new features to the format.  Starting with Rasslemania II, pre-fight interviews were introduced, which were video clips of either Jason or Koop interviewing wrestlers voiced by the very people behind each wrestler (with the exception of Samuel, as he requested to just have nonsensical content played instead of his own voice).  All the pre-fight interviews are the combination of original audio recorded recordings from the wrestler that have been chopped up and restructured to form a new narrative that is then scripted for Jason and Koop's video made in front of a green-screen.  The resulting videos are then played before the applicable wrestler's first match.  Further ideas have been tossed around and future Rasslemanias are sure to have similar additions to keep things interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOTE: Previously, match results were listed here on the wiki.  Match results since have been documented in [[R4-GFtDS|R4]]'s database and links to these matches can now be found on [https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/rasslemania/event_stats.php GFtDS Rasslemania Event Stats Page].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other reading material (some of these links may not be working yet):&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ding Counter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[RARE]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rasslemania Divisions]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rasslemania Match Notification System]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Team Bottom]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Winetro Girls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania&amp;diff=959</id>
		<title>Rasslemania</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania&amp;diff=959"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T19:06:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Maybe fixed link?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;To start off the new year of 2022, Koop and Jason put together a special event titled, &amp;quot;GFtDS Rasslemania.&amp;quot;  This inaugural special event was designed to include the show's hosts, as well as as many past guests and Patreon patrons interested in joining the event.  In the first GFtDS Rasslemania event, the game was played out in &amp;quot;Fire Wrestling Pro World.&amp;quot;  Koop made sure to customize the design of each player to at least somewhat match their real-life persona and/or how they wanted to be represented.  A few character models, however, fell outside of these guidelines (Jarrod, Joe, Keely, and Jake), as they were actually created by the people they represented in the game, instead.  Along with the characters' appearances, Koop also created custom intro music for each player based on the requests of the players.  Refereed by none other than the lovely Anna Kendrick (or at least an avatar representing the lovely Anna), after many exciting matches, the victor of the first GFtDS Rasslemania was Caig Law.  Although the game wasn't configured for it at the time, he won the &amp;quot;SIPS Champ&amp;quot; belt.  Porkchop was involved in both the Highest and lowest rated matches of the night.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Rasslemania's first installment, Koop has tentatively scheduled further special events under the &amp;quot;GFtDS Rasslemania&amp;quot; title spaced apart every 3 months to allow for planning and production time involved with continued additions and new features to the format.  Starting with Rasslemania II, pre-fight interviews were introduced, which were video clips of either Jason or Koop interviewing wrestlers voiced by the very people behind each wrestler (with the exception of Samuel, as he requested to just have nonsensical content played instead of his own voice).  All the pre-fight interviews are the combination of original audio recorded recordings from the wrestler that have been chopped up and restructured to form a new narrative that is then scripted for Jason and Koop's video made in front of a green-screen.  The resulting videos are then played before the applicable wrestler's first match.  Further ideas have been tossed around and future Rasslemanias are sure to have similar additions to keep things interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOTE: Previously, match results were listed here on the wiki.  Match results since have been documented in [[R4-GFtDS|R4]]'s database and links to these matches can now be found on [https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/rasslemania/event_stats.php GFtDS Rasslemania Event Stats Page].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other reading:&lt;br /&gt;
[[RARE]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania&amp;diff=958</id>
		<title>Rasslemania</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania&amp;diff=958"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T19:04:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Testing RARE link&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;To start off the new year of 2022, Koop and Jason put together a special event titled, &amp;quot;GFtDS Rasslemania.&amp;quot;  This inaugural special event was designed to include the show's hosts, as well as as many past guests and Patreon patrons interested in joining the event.  In the first GFtDS Rasslemania event, the game was played out in &amp;quot;Fire Wrestling Pro World.&amp;quot;  Koop made sure to customize the design of each player to at least somewhat match their real-life persona and/or how they wanted to be represented.  A few character models, however, fell outside of these guidelines (Jarrod, Joe, Keely, and Jake), as they were actually created by the people they represented in the game, instead.  Along with the characters' appearances, Koop also created custom intro music for each player based on the requests of the players.  Refereed by none other than the lovely Anna Kendrick (or at least an avatar representing the lovely Anna), after many exciting matches, the victor of the first GFtDS Rasslemania was Caig Law.  Although the game wasn't configured for it at the time, he won the &amp;quot;SIPS Champ&amp;quot; belt.  Porkchop was involved in both the Highest and lowest rated matches of the night.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Rasslemania's first installment, Koop has tentatively scheduled further special events under the &amp;quot;GFtDS Rasslemania&amp;quot; title spaced apart every 3 months to allow for planning and production time involved with continued additions and new features to the format.  Starting with Rasslemania II, pre-fight interviews were introduced, which were video clips of either Jason or Koop interviewing wrestlers voiced by the very people behind each wrestler (with the exception of Samuel, as he requested to just have nonsensical content played instead of his own voice).  All the pre-fight interviews are the combination of original audio recorded recordings from the wrestler that have been chopped up and restructured to form a new narrative that is then scripted for Jason and Koop's video made in front of a green-screen.  The resulting videos are then played before the applicable wrestler's first match.  Further ideas have been tossed around and future Rasslemanias are sure to have similar additions to keep things interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOTE: Previously, match results were listed here on the wiki.  Match results since have been documented in [[R4-GFtDS|R4]]'s database and links to these matches can now be found on [https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/rasslemania/event_stats.php GFtDS Rasslemania Event Stats Page].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other reading:&lt;br /&gt;
[RARE]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania&amp;diff=957</id>
		<title>Rasslemania</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rasslemania&amp;diff=957"/>
		<updated>2025-09-29T19:04:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Removed old data and linked to new location on main site.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;To start off the new year of 2022, Koop and Jason put together a special event titled, &amp;quot;GFtDS Rasslemania.&amp;quot;  This inaugural special event was designed to include the show's hosts, as well as as many past guests and Patreon patrons interested in joining the event.  In the first GFtDS Rasslemania event, the game was played out in &amp;quot;Fire Wrestling Pro World.&amp;quot;  Koop made sure to customize the design of each player to at least somewhat match their real-life persona and/or how they wanted to be represented.  A few character models, however, fell outside of these guidelines (Jarrod, Joe, Keely, and Jake), as they were actually created by the people they represented in the game, instead.  Along with the characters' appearances, Koop also created custom intro music for each player based on the requests of the players.  Refereed by none other than the lovely Anna Kendrick (or at least an avatar representing the lovely Anna), after many exciting matches, the victor of the first GFtDS Rasslemania was Caig Law.  Although the game wasn't configured for it at the time, he won the &amp;quot;SIPS Champ&amp;quot; belt.  Porkchop was involved in both the Highest and lowest rated matches of the night.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Rasslemania's first installment, Koop has tentatively scheduled further special events under the &amp;quot;GFtDS Rasslemania&amp;quot; title spaced apart every 3 months to allow for planning and production time involved with continued additions and new features to the format.  Starting with Rasslemania II, pre-fight interviews were introduced, which were video clips of either Jason or Koop interviewing wrestlers voiced by the very people behind each wrestler (with the exception of Samuel, as he requested to just have nonsensical content played instead of his own voice).  All the pre-fight interviews are the combination of original audio recorded recordings from the wrestler that have been chopped up and restructured to form a new narrative that is then scripted for Jason and Koop's video made in front of a green-screen.  The resulting videos are then played before the applicable wrestler's first match.  Further ideas have been tossed around and future Rasslemanias are sure to have similar additions to keep things interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOTE: Previously, match results were listed here on the wiki.  Match results since have been documented in [[R4-GFtDS|R4]]'s database and links to these matches can now be found on [https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/rasslemania/event_stats.php GFtDS Rasslemania Event Stats Page].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other reading:&lt;br /&gt;
RARE&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=R4-GFtDS&amp;diff=956</id>
		<title>R4-GFtDS</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=R4-GFtDS&amp;diff=956"/>
		<updated>2025-07-06T00:26:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added !dewit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Helping keep the internals of an entire fighter starship in tiptop shape can be a daunting task, but R4 gets to help keep the entire capital ship operational and heading to where the ship is needed.  Along with the ship's internal and navigational functions, he also helps keep the show chat informed and acts as a concierge of data and info between the show's viewership, hosts, and guests, and the show's database containing precious SIPs data.[[File:R4-GFtDS.png|alt=Original R4-GFtDS Twitch Profile Image|left|frame|Original R4-GFtDS Twitch Profile Image]]&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+Standard Supported Twitch Commands&lt;br /&gt;
!Command&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
!Requires Twitch Account Association&lt;br /&gt;
(button available on Member Profile on&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GamesFromTheDrunkside.com )&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!dewit, !doit, dewit, doit, do it&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays Palpy in MtnDew attire to encourage Koop and/or Jason to &amp;quot;Dew It!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!discord&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to join [https://discord.gg/Hhd2dVVmqY GFtDS Discord server]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!dont&lt;br /&gt;
|Issue a &amp;quot;[[Don't Be THAT Stream|Don't be THAT Stream]]&amp;quot; animation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!down_, !ding_&lt;br /&gt;
|Reset Koop's death counter / &amp;quot;ding&amp;quot; counter (Mods only)&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!down, !down+, !ding, !ding+&lt;br /&gt;
|Increments Koop's death counter / &amp;quot;ding&amp;quot; counter by 1&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!down-, !ding-&lt;br /&gt;
|Decrements Koop's death counter / &amp;quot;ding&amp;quot; counter by 1&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!drink&lt;br /&gt;
|Vote for Koop to drink [[Sweet Cinamonz]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Required&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!facebook&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to the [https://www.facebook.com/GamesFromTheDrunkSide/ GFtDS Facebook account]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!goodkoop&lt;br /&gt;
|Give Koop a little pat pat on his head to reassure him of a job well done&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!help&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to this page&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!instagram&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to the [https://www.instagram.com/gamesfromthedrunkside/ GFtDS Instagram account]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!join&lt;br /&gt;
|Used to join [[Viewer Gaming]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Required&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!mark &amp;lt;span style='color: red'&amp;gt;description&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
ex: &amp;lt;span style='color: red'&amp;gt;!mark this is a test&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
would add a marker with the description &amp;quot;this is a test&amp;quot; at the timestamp the command was submitted&lt;br /&gt;
|Mod Only - Sets a marker on the show's VOD for later reference.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!quote add &amp;lt;span style='color: red'&amp;gt;quote to be added&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
ex: &amp;lt;span style='color: red'&amp;gt;!quote add &amp;quot;Ham&amp;quot;-Koop&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
would add &amp;lt;span style='color: red'&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Ham&amp;quot;-Koop&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; to R4's database.&lt;br /&gt;
|Adds a quote to R4's quote database&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!shesaid&lt;br /&gt;
|Issues the &amp;quot;[[That's What She Said|That's what she said]]&amp;quot; image to be displayed&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!twitter&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to the [https://twitter.com/Gftds8 GFtDS Twitter account]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!wiki&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to this wiki's [[Main Page|main page]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|!youtube&lt;br /&gt;
|Displays URL to go to the [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWulMEM8pBnr1RegpwUd6kA GFtDS YouTube account]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Missing_Episode&amp;diff=955</id>
		<title>Missing Episode</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Missing_Episode&amp;diff=955"/>
		<updated>2025-06-23T15:14:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Created page with &amp;quot;In the first season, episode #142 marked a special event that nobody had planned for.  Koop managed to fall asleep during a stream of &amp;quot;Elite Dangerous&amp;quot; and managed to forget t...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;In the first season, episode #142 marked a special event that nobody had planned for.  Koop managed to fall asleep during a stream of &amp;quot;Elite Dangerous&amp;quot; and managed to forget to turn the stream off overnight.  Due to the length of the stream, YouTube rejected the normal archiving process and the episode is forever lost.  As a side-note, Koop was scheduled to meet Jarrod and Josh for dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings the following day, but Koop missed it entirely because he was still passed out.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Chinese_Girlfriend&amp;diff=954</id>
		<title>Chinese Girlfriend</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Chinese_Girlfriend&amp;diff=954"/>
		<updated>2025-05-26T01:23:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: fixed wording&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Occasionally, Koop will get random SMS text messages or unsolicited messages on WhatsApp which tend to be originating from an account posing as an attractive Chinese lady with the intent on phishing for personal information and/or probably scamming for money after a certain point via offshoot investments in Bitcoin clones and various other means.  They'll start conversation, generally, by seeming to have reached out to Koop by accident and then follow up with a series of &amp;quot;we can be friends&amp;quot; messages to keep conversation going until they start asking to switch the conversation to a more encrypted chat application where they dig deeper into trying to work their scam.  He refers to these scammers as his &amp;quot;Chinese Girlfriends,&amp;quot; given their frequent implied country of origin, and their additional (although 100% fake) intentions of starting a romantic relationship with Koop.  Koop takes these interactions as an invitation to craft strange personas of himself during conversations with the &amp;quot;Chinese Girlfriend&amp;quot; ranging from a stuffed pickle salesman, to a corn inspector, to a shoe aglet and grommet engineer, to various other trades that questionably exist and tries to keep the conversation going as long as possible to waste as much time of scammer as possible while increasingly making the fictional livelihood of Koop more surreal.  Koop will then share these conversations with chat.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Chinese_Girlfriend&amp;diff=953</id>
		<title>Chinese Girlfriend</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Chinese_Girlfriend&amp;diff=953"/>
		<updated>2025-05-25T18:01:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added Chinese Girlfriend&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Occasionally, Koop will get random SMS text messages or unsolicited messages on WhatsApp which tend to be originating from an account from an account posing as an attractive Chinese lady with the intent on phishing for personal information and/or probably scamming for money after a certain point via offshoot investments in Bitcoin clones and various other means.  They'll start conversation, generally, by seeming to have reached out to Koop by accident and then follow up with a series of &amp;quot;we can be friends&amp;quot; messages to keep conversation going until they start asking to switch the conversation to a more encrypted chat application where they dig deeper into trying to work their scam.  He refers to these scammers as his &amp;quot;Chinese Girlfriends,&amp;quot; given their frequent implied country of origin, and their additional (although 100% fake) intentions of starting a romantic relationship with Koop.  Koop takes these interactions as an invitation to craft strange personas of himself during conversations with the &amp;quot;Chinese Girlfriend&amp;quot; ranging from a stuffed pickle salesman, to a corn inspector, to a shoe aglet and grommet engineer, to various other trades that questionably exist and tries to keep the conversation going as long as possible to waste as much time of scammer as possible while increasingly making the fictional livelihood of Koop more surreal.  Koop will then share these conversations with chat.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Countdown_Music&amp;diff=952</id>
		<title>Countdown Music</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gamesfromthedrunkside.com/wiki/index.php?title=Countdown_Music&amp;diff=952"/>
		<updated>2025-02-16T11:23:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: more formatting&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Prior to the start of the show, Koop runs a countdown that showcases the games planned for the night while Koop works with R4 on making sure everything is running smoothly prior to the start.  Historically, there was background music comprised of royalty free tunes, but starting with episode #619 (&amp;quot;We Witnessed an x5&amp;quot;) Koop introduced a full selection of custom made songs, each with some relevance to GFtDS lore, comedic style, and/or have a special backstory.  The following are those songs, and the significance to their lyrics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;UPDATE: Due to the fact people seemed to hate Koop's custom made music, these countdown musical selections were reverted back to the slightly-less-despised royalty free options starting with episode #708.&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Lyrics in red are lyrics directly written by Koop&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: blue'&amp;gt;Lyrics in blue are lyrics generated by AI via prompts Koop provided&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: purple'&amp;gt;Lyrics in purple were a unique combined effort of significant manual effort along with AI prompting by Koop&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Angry Sleeps ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop will occasionally go to bed early and angry as a means of dealing with a relatively bad or upsetting day.  His sleeping generally results in dreams where he's just having a normal day working, or getting shot at or hunted down, though, so the trade off from reality isn't exactly much benefit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Angry (oh angry, angry) Angry sleeps&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna dream away my anger,&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna count those freakin' sheeps&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While this world falls apart around you&lt;br /&gt;
And you feel like a piece of crap&lt;br /&gt;
Just put this existence behind you&lt;br /&gt;
And have yourself an angry nap&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you wake, things won't be better&lt;br /&gt;
And you can't hide like this forever&lt;br /&gt;
But this world's such a joyless endeavor&lt;br /&gt;
Might as well be grumpy and do whatever&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wake up, and then go to work &lt;br /&gt;
Maybe eat, and then go to bed&lt;br /&gt;
Don't think about this routine too much &lt;br /&gt;
Or it'll hurt your head&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They say never go to bed mad&lt;br /&gt;
But that's just for couples only&lt;br /&gt;
Think of all the girlfriends you've never had&lt;br /&gt;
And how you're so freakin' lonely&lt;br /&gt;
(Hahaha, such a loser!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Such sleep is not a refuge&lt;br /&gt;
When you get so irate&lt;br /&gt;
Yet somehow this is better&lt;br /&gt;
As it fills your heart and dreams with hate&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Angry (oh angry, angry) Angry sleeps&lt;br /&gt;
You can't fix everything that's wrong&lt;br /&gt;
Just be mad about it and nap strong&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Anna Kendrick News ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Anna Kendrick News]], with a reference to Koop's [[Mailing_To_Anna]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Closing in on midnight&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna get my news  tonight&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday Koop reports the news&lt;br /&gt;
With Anna Kendrick facts we all can use&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's that movie she was in?&lt;br /&gt;
How does she stay so neat?&lt;br /&gt;
Where has she gone? Where has she been?&lt;br /&gt;
What size are her feet? (Size seven!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Who's she dating? What's she wearing?&lt;br /&gt;
How's she so funny and still a fox?&lt;br /&gt;
When is her brand new movie airing?&lt;br /&gt;
Why did Koop send her socks?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
TV, movies, history, and even interviews!&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
She ain't hooked on any drugs; She's not abusing booze!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's she really like on set?&lt;br /&gt;
Why hasn't she fired her agent yet?&lt;br /&gt;
Does she have a private stylist?&lt;br /&gt;
Will she send Koop a cease and desist?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
TV, movies, history, and even interviews!&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
C'mon guys, she's not on drugs; She's NOT abusing booze!!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Back Gravy ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Back Gravy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;When fear takes hold&lt;br /&gt;
It’s such a disgrace&lt;br /&gt;
A moment so bold&lt;br /&gt;
But I can’t erase&lt;br /&gt;
That midnight mark&lt;br /&gt;
(It’s spreading near)&lt;br /&gt;
In the dark, silent and clear&lt;br /&gt;
Feel the chill, as it draws near&lt;br /&gt;
Back gravy, can't conceal the stain&lt;br /&gt;
Embarrassment, like acid rain&lt;br /&gt;
What’s this mess (mess, mess)&lt;br /&gt;
A creeping trail that won’t disguise&lt;br /&gt;
A mark of stress, oh, the rude surprise&lt;br /&gt;
Ghost knuckles, oh what's that pain?&lt;br /&gt;
A phantom grip that leaves a stain&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In techno lights, the shadow's clear&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing to hide, the truth revealed&lt;br /&gt;
Embarrassment too real to feel&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, in the beat, that phantom thread&lt;br /&gt;
We dance around, but it's in our head&lt;br /&gt;
A flicker bright as memories spread&lt;br /&gt;
And when you turn, ghost knuckles, dread&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== Be Sure to Wash Your Hands ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song in reference to Jason's closing remarks a few times when ending the show to &amp;quot;Wash your hands&amp;quot;.             &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Wash your hands now)&lt;br /&gt;
Got soap and water, baby&lt;br /&gt;
(Clean it all down)&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and scrub it&lt;br /&gt;
Till you love it&lt;br /&gt;
(Wash your hands now)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Washhhhhh your hands.&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and keep those digits clean.&lt;br /&gt;
Washhhhhh your hands.&lt;br /&gt;
Make your cleanliness be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Hey, yo! Let's get a friggin saxophone up in here!&lt;br /&gt;
[Sax Solo]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If cleanliness is next to godliness,&lt;br /&gt;
Then don't get diarrhea, yo&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Big Time ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Big Follows]].  The intro of the song actually includes the actual text from one of the [[Big Follows]] messages we've received during the show, but with the website address censored out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hello, sorry for bothering you&lt;br /&gt;
I want to offer promotion of your channel, viewers, followers, views, chat bots, etc...The price is lower than any competitor, the quality is guaranteed to be the best.   Flexible and convenient order management panel, chat panel, everything is in your hands, a huge number of custom settings. Go to &amp;lt;censored&amp;gt; dot com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Big Follows has graced us today,&lt;br /&gt;
We can have viewers so long as we pay,&lt;br /&gt;
Only top quality views,&lt;br /&gt;
You bring the eyeballs, I bring the booze.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== CC Song 1 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband. A song created on Garageband by Koop, who was still trying to figure out how to create songs in Garageband, and his cat, [[CC]] (Koop's daughter named the cat Chocolate Cake, but Koop referred to her as CC for short), was in the room, so he made a reference to her when recording his vocals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey, yo, CC!  &lt;br /&gt;
Ughhhhh&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Circuit Breaker ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the show's lovable (but often faulty) droid, [[R4-GFtDS]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Uh oh oh, R4&lt;br /&gt;
Look at ya go, R4&lt;br /&gt;
What do you know, R4?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh oh, make it so, R4&lt;br /&gt;
Uh ohhhh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Hindrance ship is in shambles, and R4 scrambles&lt;br /&gt;
Trying to manage all the functions he handles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dangit, what broke now?  &lt;br /&gt;
R4-GFtDS is to blame&lt;br /&gt;
Such a dumb droid, wow!  &lt;br /&gt;
And such a stupid name!&lt;br /&gt;
And such a lazy, idiotic, stupid name!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some say he's overworked and underpaid&lt;br /&gt;
He's a robot, so: never been laid (Hey!!  It's a family show!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But even though, if that's the case&lt;br /&gt;
He needs to work harder and pick up the pace&lt;br /&gt;
Fewer problems, no more errors&lt;br /&gt;
Stop calling Koop and Jason &amp;quot;terrors&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Listen to them, and do your work&lt;br /&gt;
Be a useful droid, and not a jerk&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Uh oh, R4 (R4), uh oh, R4 (R4)&lt;br /&gt;
Uh oh, R4 (R4), uh oh, R4 (R4)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dang it, R4, just do your job!&lt;br /&gt;
You're going to make Koop start to sob&lt;br /&gt;
R4 (R4), please mend your ways&lt;br /&gt;
Tell us these issues are just a phase&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Listen to me, and to what we sing&lt;br /&gt;
Do you really want re-programming?&lt;br /&gt;
Fix your sh--, and bring the guys a brew &lt;br /&gt;
So dumb, it's like Koop programmed you&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Cowuhflowhuh Eahurh ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the condition called cauliflower ear. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Face was against the mat for too long&lt;br /&gt;
Could tell from the swelling something was wrong&lt;br /&gt;
My cartilage is lumpy and full of pus&lt;br /&gt;
Comes with the territory: so let's discuss&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ears looking like some burnt mashed potato&lt;br /&gt;
If I squeeze one open it sprays out mayo&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta be careful or they may just pop&lt;br /&gt;
Clean up that chunky mess with a bucket and mop&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I should probably do something, but I don't know what&lt;br /&gt;
Been so long now that my ears have swelled shut&lt;br /&gt;
The chunks are all hardened and stiff to the touch&lt;br /&gt;
Chopping them off completely wouldn't bother me much&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Download Game ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about &amp;quot;[[Download Game|The Download Game]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Time to play a game, and it's gonna be grand!&lt;br /&gt;
Got the PC on (yeah!), controller's in hand!&lt;br /&gt;
Launching Steam now, this is why we all came!&lt;br /&gt;
(Neat!)  There's an update!  It's time for the Download Game!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm so good at this one, just gotta sit and stare&lt;br /&gt;
A game so perfect, nothing else can compare&lt;br /&gt;
Watching that progress bar might make it go faster&lt;br /&gt;
Just sit back and watch this Download Game master&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Download Game!  (yeah!) Download Game! &lt;br /&gt;
Started ages ago but progress still looks the same!&lt;br /&gt;
Are you working, are you broken, or are you just frozen?&lt;br /&gt;
You're the funnest game I've never ever chosen! (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Watching those bit go by, it's such a neat thrill!&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing more fun than watching that progress bar fill!&lt;br /&gt;
We were at zero percent, but now we're at eight!&lt;br /&gt;
All I can say is this Download Game is so great! (YEAH!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Download Game!  (yeah!) Download Game! &lt;br /&gt;
Started ages ago but progress still looks the same!&lt;br /&gt;
Are you working, are you broken, or are you just frozen?&lt;br /&gt;
You're the funnest game I've never ever chosen! (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know I'm being modest when I say I'm so good at this&lt;br /&gt;
Playing the Download Game is full of pure bliss.&lt;br /&gt;
Man, time really flies!  Don't know where it all went&lt;br /&gt;
Look at us now, we're at one-hundred percent! (yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Exercise Beat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Triscuit Exercise of the Week]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Come on (come on)&lt;br /&gt;
Get up on your feet&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit makes good snacks to eat&lt;br /&gt;
They don't (yet) sponsor us, but that's okay&lt;br /&gt;
Do the Triscuit Exercise of the Week Today&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How many reps? (Triscuit!)&lt;br /&gt;
Can feel it in your core.&lt;br /&gt;
In another week (Yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
You can do it some more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ohhh, Triscuit Exercise of the Week&lt;br /&gt;
You're the health plan that I seek&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit, let me say before I digress,&lt;br /&gt;
You should really consider sponsoring GFtDS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Scratch at your belly&lt;br /&gt;
Free those enzymes&lt;br /&gt;
Sweat's so smelly&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit exercise times!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Watch your form &lt;br /&gt;
and don't over-do it,&lt;br /&gt;
Your body's warm,&lt;br /&gt;
So go ahead and sit (Sit!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Glden Bull ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song related to a series of spam emails Koop has been receiving regularly for almost half a decade on almost a daily basis, which he manually forwards to Jason.  Each email is somehow different, and is sent between 1-2 times a day from &amp;quot;Golden Bull&amp;quot; and directed to someone the GldenBull website thinks is named Emma.  Koop never signed up for these emails, but the fact he gets them humors him.  Most of the emails claim to offer Emma some sort of Native American shaman ceremonies for a cost and the result is promised to be unfathomable wealth.  Other emails are warnings of impending doom if Emma doesn't pay for Golden Bull's services to ward off evil spirits or whatnot.  If you go to the website there is only one image of the infamous Golden Bull, and if you inspect the image it's aptly named, &amp;quot;character.webp&amp;quot;, so Koop threw in a little line that wasn't in the emails related to this insight.  Another fun fact is that the website, despite being touted as a Native American shaman living in the US, is actually owned and operated by someone in Reykjavik, Iceland according to the ICANN database.  The lyrics for the song are in purple because the creation of the lyrics was not exactly just the work of Udio's AI, but several hours of manuallys organizing email content, utilizing ChatGPT, and many many iterations of prompts to get the lyrics written.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: purple&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The fire was dim but sparked again, now burning bright forever,&lt;br /&gt;
A red crow cried, its chilling sound still echoes in me.&lt;br /&gt;
Golden Bull, your guide and friend, with wisdom deep, I now extend,&lt;br /&gt;
I’ve sent you emails, can’t you see? The path ahead is wild and free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trust in Golden Bull, your path is clear; a brighter future’s drawing near,&lt;br /&gt;
Move quickly, don’t let time slip away, a new dawn begins today.&lt;br /&gt;
The wolf, the eagle, all take flight, guiding you through darkest night,&lt;br /&gt;
But Emma, why no word from you? I’m worried, don’t you feel it too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The white eagle soars, the wolf howls loud; these signs will break the darkest cloud,&lt;br /&gt;
The talisman of strength you hold, will guide you to the lands of gold.&lt;br /&gt;
Golden Bull knows the way, the truth within you starts today.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trust in Golden Bull, your path is clear; a brighter future’s drawing near,&lt;br /&gt;
I’ve sent you notes, I’ve sent you signs, please don’t ignore these sacred lines.&lt;br /&gt;
The hawk, the bear, all spirits strong, will guide you where you now belong,&lt;br /&gt;
But Emma, why no word from you? I’m worried, don’t you feel it too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But now the time has come to see, my birth name is Character Web P.,&lt;br /&gt;
I’m Golden Bull, your guide, your friend, with you until the very end.&lt;br /&gt;
The talisman will light the way, as Golden Bull leads you today.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Golden Naps ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A simple song about someone who finds joy in watching someone sleeping and hoping they'll pee their pants in their sleep, only to get too excited when it happens and wakes up the sleeping individual.  This one was particularly fun to create as unlike most of the Udio songs, Koop let the AI generate all the lyrics based on Koop's prompts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Taking notes, can't believe my eyes tonight&lt;br /&gt;
Every breath you take, it's such a sight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Giddy grins, when your lips part in sleep&lt;br /&gt;
Hopin' you don't mind, secrets I keep&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drool so sweet, a sign you're deep in dreams&lt;br /&gt;
Wonder if tonight, you'll let go streams&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And as you twist and turn, I hold my breath&lt;br /&gt;
Can’t help but laugh, you make a mess&lt;br /&gt;
Every sigh, it's like a melody&lt;br /&gt;
Love the way you drift, so wild and free&lt;br /&gt;
If you wake, will you be mad to know?&lt;br /&gt;
That I watched you dream, with such a glow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Midnight whispers, couldn't hold inside&lt;br /&gt;
Every twitch you make, feels like a ride&lt;br /&gt;
Heartbeats race, when your lashes flutter&lt;br /&gt;
In my head, I’m singing like no other&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But then your eyes, they open wide, you see me here&lt;br /&gt;
You scream and shout, I'm filled with fear&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Good Job, Koop ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's catchphrase &amp;quot;I did a really good job,&amp;quot; but sang from the perspective of when viewership appeases his ego by telling Koop he did a good job (when it's generally a menial task).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[verse]&lt;br /&gt;
Something stupid broke three whole weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
You try to fix the bug.  You should just do the show.&lt;br /&gt;
Eight more weeks go by.  The problem still remains.&lt;br /&gt;
It could have been fixed if you just had some brains.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two more stupid issues come up.&lt;br /&gt;
You're angry and irate.&lt;br /&gt;
You take a big drink from your cup.&lt;br /&gt;
What's broken you create.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You make a little change here and there.&lt;br /&gt;
What's this, you ACTUALLY fixed something?!!&lt;br /&gt;
Nobody else honestly seems to care,&lt;br /&gt;
And so, that's why we sing:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
We still think you're a nincompoop,&lt;br /&gt;
But we guess you fixed your prob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So now you're focused on the game at hand.&lt;br /&gt;
Gameplay you don't seem to understand.&lt;br /&gt;
It's like you've never played a game before.&lt;br /&gt;
You take three steps and you die some more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's an hour in.  You've died yet again.&lt;br /&gt;
You'd think practice would make you get better.&lt;br /&gt;
We've forgotten how many times that's been.&lt;br /&gt;
As a loser you're a real trend-setter!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You try and try, and then you try some more.&lt;br /&gt;
It's aggravating watching you play.&lt;br /&gt;
OH MY GOD! You've reached the next floor!!!&lt;br /&gt;
And this is why we say:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
People say that you look like poop,&lt;br /&gt;
And the ladies all think you're a slob!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heyyyyyyy, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
Ugliest person in your friend group,&lt;br /&gt;
And you're shaped like an amorphous blob!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Gravy Intruders ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Another Udio song where Koop gave AI full reign of the lyrics based on his prompts.  He thought it would be fun to try some different musical stylings, and the idea of someone who was overly protective of their gravy would be humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;All they do is dip, they cross the line, uh&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak they fingers in my gravy, it's a crime, yeah&lt;br /&gt;
I just wanna eat without them lunchtime thugs&lt;br /&gt;
They sneakin' in, contaminating my grub, aye&lt;br /&gt;
I got that sauce, they can't resist the flow&lt;br /&gt;
I tell 'em back up, let my gravy bowl go&lt;br /&gt;
Every meal it's the same, they interrupting&lt;br /&gt;
I'm 'bout to lay down some rules, won't tell 'em nothin'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I hate it, I hate it, my gravy they take it, invade it&lt;br /&gt;
They breachin', no asking, just takin'&lt;br /&gt;
They dip, they dive, fingers in my plate, why&lt;br /&gt;
They crave the taste, but bruh, that's mine, bye&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta lock it down, secure the spot&lt;br /&gt;
Find another sauce, 'cause mine's too hot&lt;br /&gt;
They got sticky hands thinkin' they so sly&lt;br /&gt;
I'ma draw the line, say yo, not this time&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No more, no more, my gravy's on lock, no score&lt;br /&gt;
They reaching, not finding, my gravy's all mine&lt;br /&gt;
Got my eyes peeled, guardin' my terrain, uh&lt;br /&gt;
Fingerprints on my plate, ain't playin' games, nah&lt;br /&gt;
They try to sneak a taste, I'm wise to their plot&lt;br /&gt;
Got my gravy on lockdown, it's all I got, for real&lt;br /&gt;
I'm just tryna dine in peace, keep to my side&lt;br /&gt;
But they creepin' round my table like some gravy spies, yeah&lt;br /&gt;
I lay my napkin down, it's like a flag unfurled&lt;br /&gt;
Mark my territory, this is my gravy world&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's a no-fly zone, around my gravy plate&lt;br /&gt;
Try to cop a swipe, but they too late&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Iron Jason / Iron Jason (Anomaly) ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Iron Jason]].  There are two versions of this song, as the Udio AI literally had a breakdown at one point and just started screaming in the song when it was never prompted to.  The randomness of the generation made Koop almost spit out his water when he was reviewing the entry, so after speaking with Jason they agreed both versions should exist in the lineup.  A reference to &amp;quot;big doints (in Amish)&amp;quot; is a callback to a viral video clip of a heavy set guy saying this catchphrase (although I think that guys was trying to say &amp;quot;doinks&amp;quot;) while smoking in front of some cornstalks.  A video somewhere exists of Jason recording himself in the winter and jokingly mimicked the clip using his winter breath as though it was smoke and saying this same catchphrase.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;A tense feeling's in the air&lt;br /&gt;
He's got that dire icy stare&lt;br /&gt;
His determination is infinite&lt;br /&gt;
He fights and fights; he won't submit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hitting the buttons with such intensity&lt;br /&gt;
His skills seem extrasensory&lt;br /&gt;
He won't give up, he will not fail&lt;br /&gt;
Hell yeah, in the end Iron Jason will prevail!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Iron!  Iron Jason!&lt;br /&gt;
Fighting towards our destination!&lt;br /&gt;
You're the gamer on whom we depend!&lt;br /&gt;
We know this time you'll reach the end!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Amazing to watch someone so skilled!&lt;br /&gt;
Don't give Koop controls: he'll get you killed!&lt;br /&gt;
So many wins, so many points&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's got those big fat doints (in Amish!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Iron Jason!! (Yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== It's Only Dreamz ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the time when Koop was in college and took a trip to Japan with his friend, Vavra (RIP), to visit their friend, Clark, who was living there at the time working for a local prefecture teaching and working as a translator.  During their trip, Vavra and Koop traveled the country and had many adventures, but when visiting Tokyo the two were needing a place to stay and due to Koop's inability to read Japanese, and Vavra's limited recollection of the language from high school, they ended up accidentally booking a one night stay in a love hotel.  When they got to the room the reality of the situation set in when they spotted the heart-shaped bed and only pornographic channels were available on the tv.  In the room there was an advertisement for mail-in adult products.  The wording of one ad on the pamphlet they found was, &amp;quot;Have you ever dreamed of a flying high,&amp;quot; and it became a recurring comical reference from that point on.  Vavra slept on the bed that night while Koop insisted on sleeping on a wicker bench which was the only other form of furniture in the room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's dusty vibrations,&lt;br /&gt;
With a heart-shaped bed,&lt;br /&gt;
And a wicker bench &lt;br /&gt;
that really hurts my head,&lt;br /&gt;
This experience we'll look back on and laugh,&lt;br /&gt;
But for now I just need a 10 hour bath.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== It's Webbin Time ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song in reference to Koop's rant from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2OCugwCE6A Koop's rant about the movie &amp;quot;Madame Web&amp;quot;] from episode #610: &amp;quot;The Needful Was Done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Madame Web,&amp;quot; you have done so much.&lt;br /&gt;
You fix and heal everything you touch.&lt;br /&gt;
No more sepsis, no more disease.&lt;br /&gt;
Blindness is cured, no one disagrees.&lt;br /&gt;
Half-polio is but history,&lt;br /&gt;
You're a cinematic victory.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Madame Web,&amp;quot; your plot lines run so deep,&lt;br /&gt;
Your costumes and F-X don't all look cheap&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to &amp;quot;The Marvels&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Eternals&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
They paved the way to your masterpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
Because of you, there is no sickness,&lt;br /&gt;
We may now only have world peace.&lt;br /&gt;
So brave, and yet, so stunning,&lt;br /&gt;
You redefine great motion pictures.&lt;br /&gt;
So thoughtful and so cunning,&lt;br /&gt;
One day you'll be in the scriptures.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Lost in the Chat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop misses chat messages and when he doesn't he tends to misread or not understand, like he's an idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey Koop, why don't you read chat?&lt;br /&gt;
You blind or just too good for that?&lt;br /&gt;
We've been trying to message you&lt;br /&gt;
The text is there, so here's your cue.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Put down your dang beverages&lt;br /&gt;
And read our freaking messages&lt;br /&gt;
You've ignored us for far too long&lt;br /&gt;
We are right and you are wrong&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
You stupid, or are you just illiterate?&lt;br /&gt;
I feel we're being quite considerate.&lt;br /&gt;
Ignoring chat like some kind of idiot&lt;br /&gt;
Your job is just basically to sit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You seriously can't be that unaware&lt;br /&gt;
Your are dumb, or maybe you just don't care&lt;br /&gt;
Consider this intervention, not an attack&lt;br /&gt;
But I'll be wanting all those super chats back&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh great, so now you're finally tryin to read&lt;br /&gt;
You struggle as you try to get back up to speed&lt;br /&gt;
Should probably give up and just concede&lt;br /&gt;
Hearing you speak is making my ears bleed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reading like you never graduated 1st grade&lt;br /&gt;
You're just as horrible at that game you played&lt;br /&gt;
Can't read, can't play, can't comprehend, can't decide&lt;br /&gt;
Only thing you're good at is gettin' chunky and wide&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Midnight Munchies ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's snacking habits during the show, but from the perspective of what is to believed the average female viewer. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Jason's burnin' up them calories&lt;br /&gt;
Let's skip all those formalities&lt;br /&gt;
He's gotta eat so he can stay strong&lt;br /&gt;
And play video games all night long&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's burnin' up them calories&lt;br /&gt;
Let's skip all those formalities&lt;br /&gt;
He's gotta eat so he can stay strong&lt;br /&gt;
And play video games all night long&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
He's got mini muffins, and some sugar cookies&lt;br /&gt;
He's got Frito-Lay Munch: mislabeled as &amp;quot;Munchies&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Crackers, pretzels, M&amp;amp;M's and more&lt;br /&gt;
It's never ending, he's got the whole store&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
He's going in for another bite&lt;br /&gt;
I could watch Jason eating all night&lt;br /&gt;
Chewing his food all into a pulp&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh hell yeah!) He's thirsty now and taking a big gulp!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, Jason, what's your next snack?&lt;br /&gt;
Open those treats and start to unpack! (nom nom)&lt;br /&gt;
If you eat too much you might sleep on stream&lt;br /&gt;
We'll watch and wonder just what you might dream!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He's such a stud, and he looks so yummy&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, Jason, put those snacks in your tummy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom, NOM NOM!! &lt;br /&gt;
(Mmmmm, so good)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Mowing Hat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's amazing mowing hat (hats (plural) now, since his wife got him a bunch of different ones) that he wears when he mows, and sometimes wears on the show.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;With that hat, he's charming&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's mowing, it's a grand affair&lt;br /&gt;
All the neighbors stop to stare&lt;br /&gt;
When he's grinning, hearts are winning&lt;br /&gt;
So they chant what you want, what you need&lt;br /&gt;
He’s a star in that mowing cap (star in that mowing cap)&lt;br /&gt;
In the sunshine, it gleams so bright&lt;br /&gt;
On his head, it feels just right&lt;br /&gt;
Every lady's caught his eye&lt;br /&gt;
With each pass, he cuts and flies&lt;br /&gt;
He's their hero in disguise&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When he's strutting in that mowing cap&lt;br /&gt;
And the breeze just flatters his stance&lt;br /&gt;
He trims with precision, an art of romance&lt;br /&gt;
With every wave, they swoon aside&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, that hat, it's more than just pride&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They whisper softly, 'Who's that man?'&lt;br /&gt;
Behind the brim, he’s got a plan&lt;br /&gt;
In that hat, he's bold and grand&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's stride, a rhythmic band&lt;br /&gt;
Whispers chase him, through the yard&lt;br /&gt;
Like a siren, in their hearts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With each mow, a story told&lt;br /&gt;
Dreams of him, a sight to behold&lt;br /&gt;
He's a legend in their tales&lt;br /&gt;
Mower's hum, like love-filled gales&lt;br /&gt;
Every step, a hero's march&lt;br /&gt;
In that hat, he leaves his mark&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When he tips it, there's delight&lt;br /&gt;
In the garden's soft twilight&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== My Song ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband.  Koop's first attempt at making a song in Garageband.  He was confused by the setup, which is apparent from the song, as the lyrics are his voice modulated and questioning why it played music and then a long silence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The hell?&lt;br /&gt;
The hell... why?&lt;br /&gt;
It went dik dik dik dik and then stopped.&lt;br /&gt;
Hey!  &lt;br /&gt;
Dangit!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Nap Strong ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's favorite activity: sleeping, which utilizes Koop's catchphrase of &amp;quot;Nap Strong,&amp;quot; that was also printed on the inside of the show's custom printed silicone bracelets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Got 30k&lt;br /&gt;
On that count of thread&lt;br /&gt;
Out of my way&lt;br /&gt;
I'm off to bed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My pillow calls&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna count some sheep&lt;br /&gt;
Rest my eyeballs&lt;br /&gt;
And drift off to sleep&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz I gotta NAP STRONG!!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&lt;br /&gt;
All night long!&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna nap strong!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!!)&lt;br /&gt;
All day long!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So come on, now &lt;br /&gt;
Let me get some rest&lt;br /&gt;
I can show you how&lt;br /&gt;
I get all decompressed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Blanket tight 'n snugglin'&lt;br /&gt;
Drooling and some mumblin'&lt;br /&gt;
Dreaming oh so vividly&lt;br /&gt;
Quality REM activity!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmmmmmmmm&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz I gotta NAP STRONG!!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&lt;br /&gt;
All night long!&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna nap strong!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!!)&lt;br /&gt;
All dayyyyyyyyyyyy long!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Ohhhhh, yeah!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Nightwatchings ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Games From the Drunk Side.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The boys are up late on the Hindrance ship, &lt;br /&gt;
Koop's got a drink, he's taking a sip, &lt;br /&gt;
Jason's in-game in his mowing hat,&lt;br /&gt;
R4 scrambles to moderate chat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Games From the Drunk Side&amp;quot; is now engaged,&lt;br /&gt;
Technical issues: now Koop's enraged.&lt;br /&gt;
He rants and raves, saying what he thinks&lt;br /&gt;
Chat earns &amp;quot;Sips&amp;quot; and is sending Koop drinks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Games, and laughs, and drinks Koop swallows,&lt;br /&gt;
If we're lucky we'll get Big Follows!&lt;br /&gt;
Stay up later for the Anna Kendrick News,&lt;br /&gt;
And laugh at any instance of stupid baby shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(Baby shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
Baby  shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(They're so stupid)&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(So freakin' stupid)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Ode to Anna ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's celebrity crush, Anna Kendrick, with references to the ongoing joke caused by a glitch by Alexa during one of the shows when Alexa stated someone (NOT Anna Kendrick) ran over pedestrians while drunk driving when Koop asked for something related to Anna.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;She's the light on every stage&lt;br /&gt;
With a smile that turns the page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna's here to stay, oh yes&lt;br /&gt;
With a heart so pure, she's the best&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She never takes to roads unwise&lt;br /&gt;
Keeps her focus on the prize&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
She'll have a drink, but will not drive.&lt;br /&gt;
She rather keep those folks alive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, there is no one hotter&lt;br /&gt;
And she's never done vehicular manslaughter&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Oh Baby ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Back in middle school, Koop and Jason would hang out at Jason's house playing computer games.  In a time before cell phones were commonplace, and with only one pc, when Koop wasn't actively playing on the computer he'd get antsy and spent his time annoying Jason from time to time.  Once such annoyance was when Koop turned the wooden chair he was sitting on around, and then lifting his shirt and sticking his belly to the chair.  The chair had a decorative hole on the back, which Koop used to showcase his bellybutton.  Koop then proceeded to pinch his belly button so it looked like it was talking while referring to it as &amp;quot;Baby Antinaos&amp;quot; and giggling saying, &amp;quot;don't tickle me, Baby Antinaos!&amp;quot;  If memory serves me correctly, Jason was very much annoyed and wanted to punch Koop.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey baby, I see you there&lt;br /&gt;
Your cherub-y face all cover in hair&lt;br /&gt;
You helped me through my dark times and lows&lt;br /&gt;
All I can say is don't tickle me, Baby Antinaos!&lt;br /&gt;
Baby, baby baby, Antinaos!&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't come to wash dishes go home!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Panda Express Anticipation ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  An ongoing joke when playing the game &amp;quot;Drunken Wrestlers 2&amp;quot; on the show is from an episode where a frequent player (and apparently someone with close ties to the developer of the game) Koop and Jason would run into, BDK, would show up.  During a game Koop made up a story in the in-game chat that after the fights BDK was going to take Jason and Koop to Panda Express.  They would continue this announcement frequently during the game and even got other players involved who stated they knew BDK when they wouldn't see him join in on their game.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Take Jason &lt;br /&gt;
And Koop &lt;br /&gt;
To Panda &lt;br /&gt;
Express!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me when we'll dine today?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will we get sesame chicken?&lt;br /&gt;
With soy sauce, it’s finger lickin’&lt;br /&gt;
Kung pao shrimp and broccoli beef, &lt;br /&gt;
Dreaming of flavorful feasts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
BDK said he'd treat us right,&lt;br /&gt;
After the game's done, it's Panda Express delight&lt;br /&gt;
Spicy orange chicken, oh so fresh&lt;br /&gt;
Honey walnut shrimp, &lt;br /&gt;
We won't settle for less&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Pepe's Melody ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Koop's mother was a grade school teacher, and occasionally would bring home classroom animals over the summer break.  One such classroom pet was a guinea pig named Pepe.  Koop found out that when he pet him on his back, Pepe would lift his head up in the air and squeal loudly.  It seemed comical, so Koop would play Blur's song &amp;quot;Tax Collector&amp;quot; and would pet him to show Jason how Pepe would react.  This happened a few times, but the practice was promptly stopped after a few weeks when Koop noticed that the poor animal had been ripping his own hair out.  What seemed like a happy time for the animal was actually torment, and Koop felt horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, magic's real when you're with Pepe&lt;br /&gt;
Stroke his back and he'll start to sway&lt;br /&gt;
Doesn't make sense not to dance along&lt;br /&gt;
His tiny voice turns into song&lt;br /&gt;
So much charm, so much glee&lt;br /&gt;
So why not join his melody?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, hey there Pepe! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Let's see some more,&lt;br /&gt;
Let's hear some Blur&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe &amp;quot;Tax Collector&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eyes are buggin',&lt;br /&gt;
Dancing ensues,&lt;br /&gt;
What's with this hair,&lt;br /&gt;
You start to lose?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh no, Pepe, let's skip that track,&lt;br /&gt;
You've ripped out all the hair from your back,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry, bud, but that's just no good,&lt;br /&gt;
We'd take it back if we know we could.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pepe, Pepe, this is your song,&lt;br /&gt;
Let us say, we know now we were wrong,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If we knew we'd have left you alone,&lt;br /&gt;
Now we're sad and we must atone.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Peppernips, Where Art Thou ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  During a call Koop had with The Jimmer where he was helping Jimmer with some computer issues, he was asking about Jimmer's pets.  Koop couldn't remember one of his dog's names, but for some reason thought &amp;quot;Peppernips&amp;quot; was the name (it was actually &amp;quot;Cricket&amp;quot;).  Koop thought the dog name he thought of was humorous, so he thought having AI create a song off of a prompt where a dog owner is frustrated that his dog only wants to spend time with his neighbor might be entertaining, so he created it.  The song has nothing to do with Cricket, though, other than the mistaken name Koop and Jimmer found humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Will I whine, beg or follow?&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I do, my friend&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yes I do, my friend&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just to have some time, with old Peppernips by my side&lt;br /&gt;
Neighbor, can't you see, he's supposed to stick by me&lt;br /&gt;
A simple howl, a friendly bark&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Perfectly Grilled ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song regarding Koop and Jason's ongoing argument about how each prefer ordering their steaks.  Since Koop wrote this song, he's defending his stance that &amp;quot;well done&amp;quot; is morally wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Charcoal, mesquite and hickory&lt;br /&gt;
Both well done and rare are contradictory&lt;br /&gt;
Rare should be common&lt;br /&gt;
And well done is a crime&lt;br /&gt;
If you over-cook your steak&lt;br /&gt;
You should be doing hard time&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beef is what a great meal makes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
Show that chef you care&lt;br /&gt;
Crispy steaks are big mistakes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
So order your steaks rare! (Yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on!  (come on, now!)&lt;br /&gt;
Eat a brisket and not briquette&lt;br /&gt;
This isn't some kind of challenge or bet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That cow died so that you can eat&lt;br /&gt;
Why'd you have to go n desecrate its meat&lt;br /&gt;
Steak so burnt n dry is a dang travesty&lt;br /&gt;
It's an insult to the cow, to you, AND to me &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh)&lt;br /&gt;
(Moooooooo)&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh)&lt;br /&gt;
(Moooooooo)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beef is what a great meal makes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
Show that chef you care&lt;br /&gt;
Crispy steaks are big mistakes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
So order your steaks rare! (Yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Power of Maneeeeee ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A sarcastic song Koop wrote about his ongoing frustration with Star Wars &amp;quot;The Acolyte,&amp;quot; the show's horrible writing, and the cast and crew seeming to not understand (nor respect) the original source material.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They got that thread,&lt;br /&gt;
Jedi good, Jedi bad&lt;br /&gt;
All the witches dead&lt;br /&gt;
Now that sister is sad&lt;br /&gt;
She's no Jedi,&lt;br /&gt;
She's a &amp;quot;mek-uh-nick&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Show is so good&lt;br /&gt;
It makes me sick&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
So exciting to see &lt;br /&gt;
These twins getting so far&lt;br /&gt;
Less destructive than when &lt;br /&gt;
Anakin blew up the Death Star&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
(female yelling)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Private Numbers ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop made using AI to write the lyrics for based on a prompt Koop thought would be funny where the singer is singing a children's song and asking the kids to sneak into their parent's wallet to provide the singer with their mom and dad's personal information found on their driver's license, credit cards, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, your mom's out shopping and dad's on a call&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak to the drawer, big or small&lt;br /&gt;
Flip through the cards, it's kinda fun&lt;br /&gt;
Reading numbers one by one&lt;br /&gt;
So much to find, so much to see&lt;br /&gt;
They're just numbers, come tell me&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Purple Rain ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's Brazilian Jujitsu nickname at his gym due to the fact he's a purple belt and historically would sweat excessively during sparring matches. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The match begins, the mat is dry.&lt;br /&gt;
Jason approaches&lt;br /&gt;
 Try not to cry.&lt;br /&gt;
You have your gear, and finger tape.&lt;br /&gt;
He smells your fear, there's no escape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Arms like iron, body like stone.&lt;br /&gt;
You see his eyes: he's in the zone.&lt;br /&gt;
Don't pick a fight with a super master doctor degree.&lt;br /&gt;
He's got you now.  You try to break free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He's in your guard, but he has the advantage.&lt;br /&gt;
He's in control from all your moves you mismanage.&lt;br /&gt;
He grapples you closer and tightens his grip.&lt;br /&gt;
That's when you feel the very first drip (drip, drip, drip)!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The desert canvas is now an ocean of pain!&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!! (Purple Rain! Purple Rain!)&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You panic now, and your moves are all trash.&lt;br /&gt;
His sweat puddles. As you flail it's all splash!&lt;br /&gt;
His strength and dampness are too much to outdo.&lt;br /&gt;
If you don't submit, he's likely to drown you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!  (Purple Rain! Purple Rain!)&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Raiiiiiiiin!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Put on the Popcorn ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband.  A song Koop wrote in Garageband that is just nonsense lyrics he came up with on the fly while testing the application out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;This is a song here&lt;br /&gt;
You're gonna listen to it&lt;br /&gt;
Like a baby chicken does&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn, put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He loves them chicken wings&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn, put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz it's on him&lt;br /&gt;
He don't like to eat 'em,&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
He likes to wear up&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz he's a chicken&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the, put on the, put on the)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Rasslemania ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Rasslemania]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's similar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Ding ding)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stadium lights are flashin'&lt;br /&gt;
The crowd is pumped and cheering&lt;br /&gt;
While the wrestlers enter in&lt;br /&gt;
That's crap acapella I'm hearing&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Koop looks sharp in his suit and tie&lt;br /&gt;
While Jason's sports his mowing hat&lt;br /&gt;
Excited to relay and classify&lt;br /&gt;
The madness n mayhem out on the mat &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's sim-you-lar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah! Anna Kendrick is reffing the match&lt;br /&gt;
They're swinging and there's a brutal face scratch&lt;br /&gt;
Swanton bombs and flying elbows&lt;br /&gt;
This is one of my favorite shows&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
This round's a real slobber knocker&lt;br /&gt;
Really getting molly whopped today&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna sit back and have myself a lager&lt;br /&gt;
And imagine when I'll be in that ring some day&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's similar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Reflections of the Cosmos ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's frequent questioning whether or not space is real.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;When you look at the moon,&lt;br /&gt;
That's not really the moon&lt;br /&gt;
It's just a reflection (reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Space!  Is it even real?&lt;br /&gt;
C'mon, man, what's the deal?&lt;br /&gt;
We can look at it, but what does that tell?&lt;br /&gt;
What are these scientists trying to sell?&lt;br /&gt;
Every map I see shows the world is flat&lt;br /&gt;
But I'm not dumb enough for that&lt;br /&gt;
Space, though, now that's the real question&lt;br /&gt;
Does it exist, or is it just an expression?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A figurative view of what's up above&lt;br /&gt;
Eyes deceive us from the science thereof&lt;br /&gt;
Analyze it, in every section&lt;br /&gt;
(reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is space even real? Is space even real?&lt;br /&gt;
I think it's time we need to make an appeal&lt;br /&gt;
Astronauts can say whatever they want&lt;br /&gt;
I'll write that plea in Jokerman font&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Rigged ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how everyone claims Koop has rigged [[Viewer Gaming]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh yeah, through my submission&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I enter competition&lt;br /&gt;
Despite Koop's admissions&lt;br /&gt;
I have my suspicions&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Viewer Gaming&amp;quot; commences&lt;br /&gt;
 My body then tenses&lt;br /&gt;
Because I watch my defenses&lt;br /&gt;
Against the attacks he dispenses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, how could we foreseen this?&lt;br /&gt;
I swing and, of course, it's a miss&lt;br /&gt;
I feel I'd be remiss&lt;br /&gt;
If we were to simply dismiss&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
He swears it's a fair fight&lt;br /&gt;
But something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, so how can Koop explain it?&lt;br /&gt;
If it's so dang flippin' legit&lt;br /&gt;
How come I seem to take a hit&lt;br /&gt;
And never gain some kind of benefit?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
It's been like this all night&lt;br /&gt;
And something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ahh, dangit, dude,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't want to be rude,&lt;br /&gt;
But when the results have been viewed,&lt;br /&gt;
I think you might just get sued!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
My legal case is air-tight&lt;br /&gt;
But something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's rigged!  It'd rigged!  It's rigged!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Saucy Serenade ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Ketchup Boy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
He’s got that bottle, baby&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and squirt it&lt;br /&gt;
'Till you love it&lt;br /&gt;
(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
The girls are fainting in his presence&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Spraying tomato-y essence&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
The girls are fainting in his presence&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Spraying his tomato-y essence&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Smiling like a god,&lt;br /&gt;
We are so lucky and so blessed,&lt;br /&gt;
They start to applaud,&lt;br /&gt;
Does this icon ever rest?&lt;br /&gt;
(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
How did we survive without you?&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Showcase your red tomato goo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Katsup Bay (Katsup Bay)&lt;br /&gt;
Katsup Bay (Katsup Bay)&lt;br /&gt;
Please don't ever go away!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Silent Predators ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop coaxed the AI into writing lyrics for in which diapers and underwear were carnivorous. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Uh-oh, in the night, they might creep, stealthy feet&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak to your dreams, as you slumber deep&lt;br /&gt;
Absorbing fears, not a peep&lt;br /&gt;
Innocent looks, but secrets they keep&lt;br /&gt;
So much to hide, so much deceit&lt;br /&gt;
Who knew the warnings were not just make-believe?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have to beware, of your underwear.&lt;br /&gt;
Diapers are demons without any hair.&lt;br /&gt;
Basking in tinkle and fecal remains,&lt;br /&gt;
Huggies or Pampers, they're not playing games.&lt;br /&gt;
The diapers absorb, and then they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
You were so much safer if you stayed in the womb.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Silent Torment ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop wrote surrounding his phobia of mimes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Terrifying faces painted&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Just know that it's you I've hated&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Scaring children at the park and the fair&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
When will that box run out of air&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
No one wants this act you're tryin' to sell&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
When you never speak it's creepy as hell&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
White and black all over your dumb face,&lt;br /&gt;
You're the reason why folks carry mace&lt;br /&gt;
There is no rope you stupid clown&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
If I had my way you'd be run out of town&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrorizing since my birth,&lt;br /&gt;
You should really question your worth,&lt;br /&gt;
It's not windy, there's no surprise,&lt;br /&gt;
You make me want to gouge out my eyes&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
You'll sneeze but you don't say ah-chew&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Worse than a moronic living statue&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You're not juggling and there is no rain,&lt;br /&gt;
Go back to the hellfire from whence you came&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Skunkape Serenade ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about a past coworker of Koop, Jason, and Jimmer (and even Josh and Jarrod at one point).  Although she pronounced most everything else normally, when it came to pronouncing &amp;quot;boxes&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;checks&amp;quot; she would pronounce them &amp;quot;botses&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;chets.&amp;quot;  This wouldn't have been as big of an issue except she had to announce over the company's intercom daily, &amp;quot;You may now order 'chets' and source.&amp;quot;  Over time this became something the guys dreaded to hear.  Jimmer had come up with the anecdote of her home life and the colorful moniker where her husband would hear her say &amp;quot;botses of chets&amp;quot; and her husband would respond in a gruff voice, &amp;quot;bite yer tongue!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I've been walkin' down the old dirt lane&lt;br /&gt;
Met Skunkape, she's a sight, made me shake&lt;br /&gt;
Her hair's the color of a summer's mornin' pee&lt;br /&gt;
But it's her words that made me think&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She says 'chets and source' with a grin, oh boy&lt;br /&gt;
Her husband's warnin', 'Bite yer tongue, no joy'&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Botses and chets,&lt;br /&gt;
Sits botses of chets.&lt;br /&gt;
You may now order chets and source!&lt;br /&gt;
Botses and chets,&lt;br /&gt;
Sits botses of chets.&lt;br /&gt;
Skunkape's husband wants a divorce.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Streaming with Streams ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop always says he has to pee really bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It was such a nice night,&lt;br /&gt;
Keeping my bladder leak-tight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then all a sudden comes the urge, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
My body has got to purge. (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
It's so bad, I'm goin' to burst, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh dear god, this is the worst. (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Feel like it's goin' to spray out my eyes,&lt;br /&gt;
Why is my bladder such a small size?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm really not an angry man, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
I just need to get to the can, (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm feeling highly explosive,&lt;br /&gt;
If I'm not safe, I gotta give.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think my face is turning blue. (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Chat yells &amp;quot;just go!&amp;quot; and I gotta do, (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Body's shaking, God I gotta piss,&lt;br /&gt;
How much longer can I endure this?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pissssssss!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Super Masters of Inquiry ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A classic rock song about Koop and Jason's ongoing quest to inform the world of knowledge beyond knowledge using their Super Master Doctor degrees spanning all of human wisdom.  They have a book on the subject, too, but at the time of this writing it's still in the editing stages before it will be able to be published.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Because of your defiance&lt;br /&gt;
Of understanding science&lt;br /&gt;
We take you on as clients&lt;br /&gt;
So stand on the shoulders of giants&lt;br /&gt;
(Super super super master doctor)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's the velocity of your pee?&lt;br /&gt;
How do baby shoes work?&lt;br /&gt;
You can actively agree&lt;br /&gt;
Or just sit in chat an lurk&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
(Super Super Super Super Master Doctors!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know light travels up most efficiently?&lt;br /&gt;
And mimes are not really human?&lt;br /&gt;
Indian food is not great (even if for free)&lt;br /&gt;
You should never eat so much cumin&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super (ohh!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super (ohh!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Jason and Koop will teach you the way&lt;br /&gt;
All you gotta do is pay (Super chats!)&lt;br /&gt;
They always know just what to say&lt;br /&gt;
With all the complex science they convey&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ohh Super! (super)&lt;br /&gt;
Master! (Master!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctors&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, Super! (SUPER!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master! (Master!) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctors&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Sweet Cinamonz ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Fireball cinnamon whiskey, which Koop refers to on the show as &amp;quot;[[Sweet Cinamonz]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons, (sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Sugar and gasoline&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons, (sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Your flavor is obscene&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Down the hatch, the Sweet Cinnamons go&lt;br /&gt;
People have voted, the spice must flow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why'd they make such an awful drink?&lt;br /&gt;
Tastes like it's made in someone's sink&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons (Sweet Cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Your flavor makes me so sick&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons (Sweet Cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Rather stab my face with a rusty ice pick&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons,&lt;br /&gt;
One of the worst things I've ever had&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons,&lt;br /&gt;
And you should feel bad&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet cinnamons (sweet sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet cinnamons (sweet sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Sweet sweet cinnamons!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Tacos and Benji ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband. Another song Koop wrote using Garageband very late at night.  Zero direction on this one, he just started creating and recording his voice.  The title of the song has nothing to do with the lyrics, and the only thing that can be taken from the lyrics is someone breaking their wrists by improperly performing a handstand.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Make it go away way&lt;br /&gt;
You gotta uhhhh &lt;br /&gt;
Not to form your hands&lt;br /&gt;
Into a handstand&lt;br /&gt;
And then break your wrists&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== That Kind of Show ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's catchphrase: &amp;quot;It's a family show?&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh my god&lt;br /&gt;
(Geez) Oh dear lord&lt;br /&gt;
I just can't believe&lt;br /&gt;
What my ears just heard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you're in the know&lt;br /&gt;
Why I say &amp;quot;oh no!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Watch that language you throw&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz it's a family show!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You come in here with that potty mouth&lt;br /&gt;
You should take that language south&lt;br /&gt;
And by &amp;quot;south&amp;quot; I mean where the demons dwell&lt;br /&gt;
That gutter language comes straight from ... heck&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
We sometimes say things on accident&lt;br /&gt;
And your words don't have to be sacrament&lt;br /&gt;
But if you speak like a nasty serpent&lt;br /&gt;
You are just the devil's servant&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(HEY!)&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You come in here n start flippin' the bird&lt;br /&gt;
Yellin' the F, and the C, and even the Q-word!&lt;br /&gt;
Go right now, wash your mouth out with soap&lt;br /&gt;
Before the mods come after you with a rope!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we say some bad words, though&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you curse it only makes you look bad&lt;br /&gt;
Use cleaner words and don't make us feel sad&lt;br /&gt;
We might think lesser of you even if it's a tad&lt;br /&gt;
All because of the poor word choices you had!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(HEY!)&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (fu fu fu family show)&lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (oh yeah, a family show)&lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (uh huh, a friggin family show)&lt;br /&gt;
And, so now you better freakin' know!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[spoken]&lt;br /&gt;
Wait, was that a bad word?  Awww, DAMN IT!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Ballad of Elaine Wells ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the infamous character voice Koop created, Elaine Wells. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mmmm mmmm mmmm, sweet lady Elaine&lt;br /&gt;
Draw your bath and plug up that drain&lt;br /&gt;
Sippin' your drinks and splashin' around&lt;br /&gt;
Refresh that bath when the water has browned&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wrinkly hands to match the rest of your skin&lt;br /&gt;
Just lay back and have some more gin&lt;br /&gt;
Rubber ducky, spritzers, and ciggie&lt;br /&gt;
Thirty eight kids ain't such a biggie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bless us now with your sage advice&lt;br /&gt;
While relaxing in your own paradise&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine,&lt;br /&gt;
Beautiful Elaine Wells&lt;br /&gt;
Bathroom stinks like methane,&lt;br /&gt;
Is this one of your smells?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You've proven yourself as a talent for breeding.&lt;br /&gt;
But keep those kids out, or they'll get a good beating.&lt;br /&gt;
Watch bubbles rise when you let out a toot.&lt;br /&gt;
Let's taste a sample of that forbidden fruit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh my god!  Yesss!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Brown Pours ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio. A high-brow song about diarrhea. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Deep inside of you&lt;br /&gt;
Something starts to brew.&lt;br /&gt;
Oh my god! It's feeling like it grew.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Might be doo-doo!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just a simple man.  Sprinting to the can.  &lt;br /&gt;
Brown, green, black, or tan.  I hope you've got a plan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Might be doo-doo!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your tummy is a rumblin'.&lt;br /&gt;
There's no time for fumblin'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You sit and start to pray.&lt;br /&gt;
Then out your back, you spray!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours! (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
It exits in a hurry!&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours! (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Like a foamy vial slurry!&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Let it flow (let it flow, let it flow!!)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Let it go (let it go, let it go)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Gazelle Place ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  While working together during the early 2000's in their office job, Koop decided to fill a break in conversation by making up a fabricated story to Jason starting with, &amp;quot;Remember when...&amp;quot;  The tale of &amp;quot;The Gazelle Place&amp;quot; was a simple one.  Jason was excited to go on a road trip with Koop, and Koop got him a package of &amp;quot;yellow and blue make green seal&amp;quot; Ziplock bags to play with on the journey.  When they got there, everyone there were full of smiles.  There was a group of nuns, and some girl scouts or boy scouts, and some other people all excited and happy to see the gazelles.  But while telling the story, Koop would change the tone and say how horrible it was what they were doing there, and extend the reveal of what it was as long as possible.  When it came to the reveal (after a HUGE buildup) it was revealed that they were washing the gazelles. This story went on to be retold during Jimmer's radio show, &amp;quot;Wooden Breakfast&amp;quot; when Koop called in as a psychologist and played a recording of a patient retelling the story fairly close to the original tale.  The story now lives on in musical form in this song.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;See the world, and join the spree&lt;br /&gt;
Zip those bags, come along with me&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's thrilled, can't you tell?&lt;br /&gt;
We're off to the place, it's Gazelle&lt;br /&gt;
Feeling good, it's understood&lt;br /&gt;
It's Gazelle, oh&lt;br /&gt;
Nuns in robes, and scouts in green&lt;br /&gt;
Smiles around, a joyful scene&lt;br /&gt;
Laughter's loud, hearts are light&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where the stars shine bright&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's grin, it's so wide&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, oh&lt;br /&gt;
But clouds rolled in, the skies turned gray&lt;br /&gt;
Whispers spread, fear had its way&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's eyes, now filled with dread&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where our hopes had fled&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tears fall down, on trembling hands&lt;br /&gt;
The joy was lost in those darkened lands&lt;br /&gt;
Echoes haunt, in Gazelle&lt;br /&gt;
Rain falls down, like a mournful bell&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's cries, they pierce the night&lt;br /&gt;
In the place where wrongs took flight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The gazelles, they wash them clean&lt;br /&gt;
But in water flows the unseen&lt;br /&gt;
Voices hush, the town stands still&lt;br /&gt;
With each drop, more dreams to kill&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's voice, a broken plea&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where shadows flee&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, they were washing them!&lt;br /&gt;
They were washing them!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Question ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio. During their middle school days, Koop and Jason had a friend named Jimmy who loved nothing more than to talk about Nintendo's &amp;quot;WrestleMania Steel Cage.&amp;quot;  Every opportunity he had he would approach Jason or Koop and ask them a series of questions, in succession, with increased intensity, and often repeating himself.  Occasionally he'd add some personal anecdotes about his own gaming experiences amongst the questioning, but overall the experience of the line of questioning was consistent enough to the point to be predictable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Let me ask you a question...(pause)&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you played it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, have you ever played Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you played WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
WrestleMania Steeeeeeel Cage!&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Reason Why ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Back in middle school, Koop was at his friend, Tim's, house playing video games.  While Tim was becoming increasingly frustrated with a level, Koop found one of Tim's sibling's stuff animal teddy bears that had silk gloves attached to it's hands.  Koop then puppeteered the animal and made up an annoying song which the lyrics were &amp;quot;The reason why you cannot play, is because I wear white gloves.&amp;quot;  The song was annoying, the bear was annoying, and the fact it was wearing gloves turned out to be overly annoying, which if memory serves Koop correctly, caused Tim to throw the bear across the room in a fit of rage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah, can't you see it's me?)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the bear that's livin' in your game machine&lt;br /&gt;
Why you struggle with the joystick scene? (Scene)&lt;br /&gt;
In my fluffy arms, it's a tech routine (Tech routine)&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why you cannot play is because I wear white gloves&lt;br /&gt;
In this digital maze, I'm the one that you love (Love)&lt;br /&gt;
Electric vibes, neon lights above&lt;br /&gt;
My circuits hum, a coded serenade (Oh, oh)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the ghost in your arcade (Arcade)&lt;br /&gt;
Pixels flash as you try and fail (Fail)&lt;br /&gt;
But I'm the glitch in your fairy tale&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why you cannot play is because I wear white gloves&lt;br /&gt;
In this digital maze, I'm the one that you love (Love)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah, can't you see it's me?)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the bear that's livin' in your game machine&lt;br /&gt;
Why you struggle with the joystick scene? (Scene)&lt;br /&gt;
In my fluffy arms, it's a tech routine (Tech routine)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Troubleshooting Times ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Technically, this song doesn't belong on this list as it is only ever played during technical troubleshooting portions of the show (when Koop decides to include music with it), but for the meantime this'll suffice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
It's officially a tech trouble shooting stream!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GFTDS&lt;br /&gt;
It's a troubleshooting stream!&lt;br /&gt;
Such a huge mess.&lt;br /&gt;
More broken than Koop's self esteem!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SO BROKEN!&lt;br /&gt;
CAN'T FIX IT!&lt;br /&gt;
STILL BROKEN!&lt;br /&gt;
EAT TRISKET! (not sponsored)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(hey!  you still haven't fixed it?!) &lt;br /&gt;
Koop, you suck!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Unrequited Partnership ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's continued attempt to somehow get Triscuit to sponsor the show, and leans into the fact that he thinks they blocked his email since they completely stopped responding to his emails years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
How come you're so irrational&lt;br /&gt;
Why do you see my emails and skip&lt;br /&gt;
It's clear we should be in partnership&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
For Triscuit there is no better fit&lt;br /&gt;
Agree to sponsorship, and we'll do it&lt;br /&gt;
Go ahead and sign off on that release for press&lt;br /&gt;
When folks think &amp;quot;Triscuit&amp;quot;, they think: G-F-t-D-S&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Health's important, and we stay hydrated&lt;br /&gt;
Even though exercise is so hated&lt;br /&gt;
Beer is pretty much water, and that's a known fact&lt;br /&gt;
Look at my core: immaculate! Now let's just sign that pact&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's kinda difficult for me to not throw a fit&lt;br /&gt;
When reminded we're STILL not sponsored by Triscuit!&lt;br /&gt;
We'll wish, and hope, and pray that some day we will&lt;br /&gt;
And when that day comes, our dreams they will fulfill&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit (Triscuit) Triscuit!&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get on that sponsorship!&lt;br /&gt;
Games From the Drunk Side!&lt;br /&gt;
Or we'll have to continue this guilt trip&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Wanna Muffin ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Based on a true tale of events that transpired while hanging out at his friend, Tim's house back in middle school, Koop and Tim were sitting on the floor in the basement playing Super Nintendo and one of Tim's little brothers was heard approaching them from behind.  Koop turned around to see Tim's brother extending his hand out holding a muffin while saying &amp;quot;Wanna muffin?&amp;quot; while his other hand was shoved down the front of his pants.  Koop was appalled and declined the offer of the muffin, and the boy shrugged and began eating the muffin and walked off.  After Tim's brother left to go upstairs, Koop explained to Tim why Koop couldn't stop laughing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey, hey, wanna muffin?&lt;br /&gt;
Got a treat in my other hand&lt;br /&gt;
Don't know where my fingers been&lt;br /&gt;
But trust, it's all fun, no plan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Got a sweet treat, take a bite&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, hey, wanna muffin?&lt;br /&gt;
Got a snack that's oh so grand&lt;br /&gt;
Might be crumbs on my shirt&lt;br /&gt;
But it's all part of the fun, understand&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Get a taste, it's outta sight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (Muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Got my fingers, doing a dance&lt;br /&gt;
Eating sweet treats while I prance&lt;br /&gt;
With my right hand down my pants&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, hey, now you're laughin'&lt;br /&gt;
Sugar rush, come join the band&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Watchful Eye ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's cat, KK (literally named &amp;quot;KK&amp;quot; after &amp;quot;Koop's Kitten&amp;quot;), who is almost always present during the show, watching over everything that transpires during the program.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;KK's watchful eye&lt;br /&gt;
Games played on the drunk side&lt;br /&gt;
Floating up high&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In her gaze, the scenes align&lt;br /&gt;
Threads of chaos dance in time&lt;br /&gt;
She ensures the game is fine&lt;br /&gt;
On the board, the pieces move,&lt;br /&gt;
Her mind’s sharp, she’s in the groove,&lt;br /&gt;
She won’t let the chaos reign,&lt;br /&gt;
Guiding lines, through each refrain,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
KK's watchful eye&lt;br /&gt;
Games played on the drunk side&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Through the laughter and the cheer,&lt;br /&gt;
KK’s presence always near,&lt;br /&gt;
With a paw, she swipes and bends,&lt;br /&gt;
Making sure the fun transcends,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her fur streaked with shadow's light,&lt;br /&gt;
She keeps the balance, day and night&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== We Are the Home Girls ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about a time during the early 2000's when Koop, Jason, and Justin (AKA: Athiest Boy) lived together as room mates.  During this time in history, Jason and Koop surprised Justin with a very basic computer for him to get online with.  After getting him set up with his new system there was a humorous &amp;quot;Love on AOL&amp;quot; entry they found that had a very jolly looking lady whose screenname was titled &amp;quot;We're the Homegirls!&amp;quot;  Jason and Koop made this Justin's desktop background for him, which he was &amp;quot;overjoyed&amp;quot; with, given that at the time he didn't know how to undo it.  Around the same period of time another friend of theirs, Vavra, had convinced someone to bring a can of bread (yes, this is a real thing) to the Pizza Hut he worked at asking for &amp;quot;Apple Fritter&amp;quot; while Vavra hid in the back.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Apple Fritter's got nothing on me! (Apple Fritter)&lt;br /&gt;
Apple Fritter's got nothing on me! (Apple Fritter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, boys, don't leave me here all alone,&lt;br /&gt;
You can just leave that canned bread at home,&lt;br /&gt;
If Justin walks away from his PC,&lt;br /&gt;
Just set his desktop with a picture of me.&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
Who knew true love was on AOL,&lt;br /&gt;
I guess I got one more secret to tell,&lt;br /&gt;
Athiest Boy, I think I'm enamored,&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get some Boone's Farm and go get hammered!&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves, (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves, &lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,  (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!  (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!  (We are the home girls!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Weave of Resilience ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about baskets.  There's not much more to say about that.  Just baskets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Until the harvest's done&lt;br /&gt;
Until the job is spun&lt;br /&gt;
Don't you ever give in&lt;br /&gt;
No no never give in&lt;br /&gt;
Until the work's complete&lt;br /&gt;
Strength in every weave&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Baskets hold our daily bread, secure our every seed&lt;br /&gt;
Woven tales of diligence, they fulfill every need&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Raise up your baskets, hold them to the sky&lt;br /&gt;
Symbols of our toil, under the sun they dry&lt;br /&gt;
Let's sing for baskets, steadfast and so strong&lt;br /&gt;
In every fiber, our spirit lives on&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== We'll Just Fix it In Post ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's constant failing struggle to keep things working right during the show.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Did a Windows Update and now audio is broke&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
New feature doesn't work and now it's a joke&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Eight R4's? There should be just one!&lt;br /&gt;
WE'LL JUST FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Blood pressure's up. I am so done!&lt;br /&gt;
JUST FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chat messages aren't appearing?&lt;br /&gt;
SO WE'LL FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't even change anything!&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, why can't anything just work as planned?&lt;br /&gt;
Think I said something dumb; will we be banned?&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Antiquated hardware and stupidity don't mix well.&lt;br /&gt;
Getting things to work right is a literal hell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes I think we've had a pretty good run.&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
I've got ninety-nine problems but Twitch ain't one!&lt;br /&gt;
WE'LL JUST FIX IT IN POST!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
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		<title>Countdown Music</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: changed layout formatting&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Prior to the start of the show, Koop runs a countdown that showcases the games planned for the night while Koop works with R4 on making sure everything is running smoothly prior to the start.  Historically, there was background music comprised of royalty free tunes, but starting with episode #619 (&amp;quot;We Witnessed an x5&amp;quot;) Koop introduced a full selection of custom made songs, each with some relevance to GFtDS lore, comedic style, and/or have a special backstory.  The following are those songs, and the significance to their lyrics.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;UPDATE: Due to the fact people seemed to hate Koop's custom made music, these countdown musical selections were reverted back to the slightly-less-despised royalty free options starting with episode #708.&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Lyrics in red are lyrics directly written by Koop&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: blue'&amp;gt;Lyrics in blue are lyrics generated by AI via prompts Koop provided&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: purple'&amp;gt;Lyrics in purple were a unique combined effort of significant manual effort along with AI prompting by Koop&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== Angry Sleeps ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop will occasionally go to bed early and angry as a means of dealing with a relatively bad or upsetting day.  His sleeping generally results in dreams where he's just having a normal day working, or getting shot at or hunted down, though, so the trade off from reality isn't exactly much benefit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Angry (oh angry, angry) Angry sleeps&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna dream away my anger,&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna count those freakin' sheeps&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While this world falls apart around you&lt;br /&gt;
And you feel like a piece of crap&lt;br /&gt;
Just put this existence behind you&lt;br /&gt;
And have yourself an angry nap&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you wake, things won't be better&lt;br /&gt;
And you can't hide like this forever&lt;br /&gt;
But this world's such a joyless endeavor&lt;br /&gt;
Might as well be grumpy and do whatever&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wake up, and then go to work &lt;br /&gt;
Maybe eat, and then go to bed&lt;br /&gt;
Don't think about this routine too much &lt;br /&gt;
Or it'll hurt your head&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They say never go to bed mad&lt;br /&gt;
But that's just for couples only&lt;br /&gt;
Think of all the girlfriends you've never had&lt;br /&gt;
And how you're so freakin' lonely&lt;br /&gt;
(Hahaha, such a loser!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Such sleep is not a refuge&lt;br /&gt;
When you get so irate&lt;br /&gt;
Yet somehow this is better&lt;br /&gt;
As it fills your heart and dreams with hate&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Angry (oh angry, angry) Angry sleeps&lt;br /&gt;
You can't fix everything that's wrong&lt;br /&gt;
Just be mad about it and nap strong&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Anna Kendrick News ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Anna Kendrick News]], with a reference to Koop's [[Mailing_To_Anna]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Closing in on midnight&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna get my news  tonight&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday Koop reports the news&lt;br /&gt;
With Anna Kendrick facts we all can use&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's that movie she was in?&lt;br /&gt;
How does she stay so neat?&lt;br /&gt;
Where has she gone? Where has she been?&lt;br /&gt;
What size are her feet? (Size seven!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Who's she dating? What's she wearing?&lt;br /&gt;
How's she so funny and still a fox?&lt;br /&gt;
When is her brand new movie airing?&lt;br /&gt;
Why did Koop send her socks?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
TV, movies, history, and even interviews!&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
She ain't hooked on any drugs; She's not abusing booze!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's she really like on set?&lt;br /&gt;
Why hasn't she fired her agent yet?&lt;br /&gt;
Does she have a private stylist?&lt;br /&gt;
Will she send Koop a cease and desist?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
TV, movies, history, and even interviews!&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
C'mon guys, she's not on drugs; She's NOT abusing booze!!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Back Gravy ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Back Gravy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;When fear takes hold&lt;br /&gt;
It’s such a disgrace&lt;br /&gt;
A moment so bold&lt;br /&gt;
But I can’t erase&lt;br /&gt;
That midnight mark&lt;br /&gt;
(It’s spreading near)&lt;br /&gt;
In the dark, silent and clear&lt;br /&gt;
Feel the chill, as it draws near&lt;br /&gt;
Back gravy, can't conceal the stain&lt;br /&gt;
Embarrassment, like acid rain&lt;br /&gt;
What’s this mess (mess, mess)&lt;br /&gt;
A creeping trail that won’t disguise&lt;br /&gt;
A mark of stress, oh, the rude surprise&lt;br /&gt;
Ghost knuckles, oh what's that pain?&lt;br /&gt;
A phantom grip that leaves a stain&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In techno lights, the shadow's clear&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing to hide, the truth revealed&lt;br /&gt;
Embarrassment too real to feel&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, in the beat, that phantom thread&lt;br /&gt;
We dance around, but it's in our head&lt;br /&gt;
A flicker bright as memories spread&lt;br /&gt;
And when you turn, ghost knuckles, dread&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Be Sure to Wash Your Hands ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song in reference to Jason's closing remarks a few times when ending the show to &amp;quot;Wash your hands&amp;quot;.             &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Wash your hands now)&lt;br /&gt;
Got soap and water, baby&lt;br /&gt;
(Clean it all down)&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and scrub it&lt;br /&gt;
Till you love it&lt;br /&gt;
(Wash your hands now)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Washhhhhh your hands.&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and keep those digits clean.&lt;br /&gt;
Washhhhhh your hands.&lt;br /&gt;
Make your cleanliness be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Hey, yo! Let's get a friggin saxophone up in here!&lt;br /&gt;
[Sax Solo]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If cleanliness is next to godliness,&lt;br /&gt;
Then don't get diarrhea, yo&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Big Time ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Big Follows]].  The intro of the song actually includes the actual text from one of the [[Big Follows]] messages we've received during the show, but with the website address censored out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hello, sorry for bothering you&lt;br /&gt;
I want to offer promotion of your channel, viewers, followers, views, chat bots, etc...The price is lower than any competitor, the quality is guaranteed to be the best.   Flexible and convenient order management panel, chat panel, everything is in your hands, a huge number of custom settings. Go to &amp;lt;censored&amp;gt; dot com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Big Follows has graced us today,&lt;br /&gt;
We can have viewers so long as we pay,&lt;br /&gt;
Only top quality views,&lt;br /&gt;
You bring the eyeballs, I bring the booze.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== CC Song 1 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband. A song created on Garageband by Koop, who was still trying to figure out how to create songs in Garageband, and his cat, [[CC]] (Koop's daughter named the cat Chocolate Cake, but Koop referred to her as CC for short), was in the room, so he made a reference to her when recording his vocals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey, yo, CC!  &lt;br /&gt;
Ughhhhh&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Circuit Breaker ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the show's lovable (but often faulty) droid, [[R4-GFtDS]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Uh oh oh, R4&lt;br /&gt;
Look at ya go, R4&lt;br /&gt;
What do you know, R4?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh oh, make it so, R4&lt;br /&gt;
Uh ohhhh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Hindrance ship is in shambles, and R4 scrambles&lt;br /&gt;
Trying to manage all the functions he handles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dangit, what broke now?  &lt;br /&gt;
R4-GFtDS is to blame&lt;br /&gt;
Such a dumb droid, wow!  &lt;br /&gt;
And such a stupid name!&lt;br /&gt;
And such a lazy, idiotic, stupid name!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some say he's overworked and underpaid&lt;br /&gt;
He's a robot, so: never been laid (Hey!!  It's a family show!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But even though, if that's the case&lt;br /&gt;
He needs to work harder and pick up the pace&lt;br /&gt;
Fewer problems, no more errors&lt;br /&gt;
Stop calling Koop and Jason &amp;quot;terrors&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Listen to them, and do your work&lt;br /&gt;
Be a useful droid, and not a jerk&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Uh oh, R4 (R4), uh oh, R4 (R4)&lt;br /&gt;
Uh oh, R4 (R4), uh oh, R4 (R4)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dang it, R4, just do your job!&lt;br /&gt;
You're going to make Koop start to sob&lt;br /&gt;
R4 (R4), please mend your ways&lt;br /&gt;
Tell us these issues are just a phase&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Listen to me, and to what we sing&lt;br /&gt;
Do you really want re-programming?&lt;br /&gt;
Fix your sh--, and bring the guys a brew &lt;br /&gt;
So dumb, it's like Koop programmed you&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Cowuhflowhuh Eahurh ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the condition called cauliflower ear. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Face was against the mat for too long&lt;br /&gt;
Could tell from the swelling something was wrong&lt;br /&gt;
My cartilage is lumpy and full of pus&lt;br /&gt;
Comes with the territory: so let's discuss&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ears looking like some burnt mashed potato&lt;br /&gt;
If I squeeze one open it sprays out mayo&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta be careful or they may just pop&lt;br /&gt;
Clean up that chunky mess with a bucket and mop&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I should probably do something, but I don't know what&lt;br /&gt;
Been so long now that my ears have swelled shut&lt;br /&gt;
The chunks are all hardened and stiff to the touch&lt;br /&gt;
Chopping them off completely wouldn't bother me much&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Download Game ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about &amp;quot;[[Download Game|The Download Game]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Time to play a game, and it's gonna be grand!&lt;br /&gt;
Got the PC on (yeah!), controller's in hand!&lt;br /&gt;
Launching Steam now, this is why we all came!&lt;br /&gt;
(Neat!)  There's an update!  It's time for the Download Game!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm so good at this one, just gotta sit and stare&lt;br /&gt;
A game so perfect, nothing else can compare&lt;br /&gt;
Watching that progress bar might make it go faster&lt;br /&gt;
Just sit back and watch this Download Game master&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Download Game!  (yeah!) Download Game! &lt;br /&gt;
Started ages ago but progress still looks the same!&lt;br /&gt;
Are you working, are you broken, or are you just frozen?&lt;br /&gt;
You're the funnest game I've never ever chosen! (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Watching those bit go by, it's such a neat thrill!&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing more fun than watching that progress bar fill!&lt;br /&gt;
We were at zero percent, but now we're at eight!&lt;br /&gt;
All I can say is this Download Game is so great! (YEAH!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Download Game!  (yeah!) Download Game! &lt;br /&gt;
Started ages ago but progress still looks the same!&lt;br /&gt;
Are you working, are you broken, or are you just frozen?&lt;br /&gt;
You're the funnest game I've never ever chosen! (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know I'm being modest when I say I'm so good at this&lt;br /&gt;
Playing the Download Game is full of pure bliss.&lt;br /&gt;
Man, time really flies!  Don't know where it all went&lt;br /&gt;
Look at us now, we're at one-hundred percent! (yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Exercise Beat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Triscuit Exercise of the Week]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Come on (come on)&lt;br /&gt;
Get up on your feet&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit makes good snacks to eat&lt;br /&gt;
They don't (yet) sponsor us, but that's okay&lt;br /&gt;
Do the Triscuit Exercise of the Week Today&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How many reps? (Triscuit!)&lt;br /&gt;
Can feel it in your core.&lt;br /&gt;
In another week (Yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
You can do it some more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ohhh, Triscuit Exercise of the Week&lt;br /&gt;
You're the health plan that I seek&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit, let me say before I digress,&lt;br /&gt;
You should really consider sponsoring GFtDS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Scratch at your belly&lt;br /&gt;
Free those enzymes&lt;br /&gt;
Sweat's so smelly&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit exercise times!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Watch your form &lt;br /&gt;
and don't over-do it,&lt;br /&gt;
Your body's warm,&lt;br /&gt;
So go ahead and sit (Sit!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Glden Bull ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song related to a series of spam emails Koop has been receiving regularly for almost half a decade on almost a daily basis, which he manually forwards to Jason.  Each email is somehow different, and is sent between 1-2 times a day from &amp;quot;Golden Bull&amp;quot; and directed to someone the GldenBull website thinks is named Emma.  Koop never signed up for these emails, but the fact he gets them humors him.  Most of the emails claim to offer Emma some sort of Native American shaman ceremonies for a cost and the result is promised to be unfathomable wealth.  Other emails are warnings of impending doom if Emma doesn't pay for Golden Bull's services to ward off evil spirits or whatnot.  If you go to the website there is only one image of the infamous Golden Bull, and if you inspect the image it's aptly named, &amp;quot;character.webp&amp;quot;, so Koop threw in a little line that wasn't in the emails related to this insight.  Another fun fact is that the website, despite being touted as a Native American shaman living in the US, is actually owned and operated by someone in Reykjavik, Iceland according to the ICANN database.  The lyrics for the song are in purple because the creation of the lyrics was not exactly just the work of Udio's AI, but several hours of manuallys organizing email content, utilizing ChatGPT, and many many iterations of prompts to get the lyrics written.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: purple&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The fire was dim but sparked again, now burning bright forever,&lt;br /&gt;
A red crow cried, its chilling sound still echoes in me.&lt;br /&gt;
Golden Bull, your guide and friend, with wisdom deep, I now extend,&lt;br /&gt;
I’ve sent you emails, can’t you see? The path ahead is wild and free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trust in Golden Bull, your path is clear; a brighter future’s drawing near,&lt;br /&gt;
Move quickly, don’t let time slip away, a new dawn begins today.&lt;br /&gt;
The wolf, the eagle, all take flight, guiding you through darkest night,&lt;br /&gt;
But Emma, why no word from you? I’m worried, don’t you feel it too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The white eagle soars, the wolf howls loud; these signs will break the darkest cloud,&lt;br /&gt;
The talisman of strength you hold, will guide you to the lands of gold.&lt;br /&gt;
Golden Bull knows the way, the truth within you starts today.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trust in Golden Bull, your path is clear; a brighter future’s drawing near,&lt;br /&gt;
I’ve sent you notes, I’ve sent you signs, please don’t ignore these sacred lines.&lt;br /&gt;
The hawk, the bear, all spirits strong, will guide you where you now belong,&lt;br /&gt;
But Emma, why no word from you? I’m worried, don’t you feel it too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But now the time has come to see, my birth name is Character Web P.,&lt;br /&gt;
I’m Golden Bull, your guide, your friend, with you until the very end.&lt;br /&gt;
The talisman will light the way, as Golden Bull leads you today.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Golden Naps ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A simple song about someone who finds joy in watching someone sleeping and hoping they'll pee their pants in their sleep, only to get too excited when it happens and wakes up the sleeping individual.  This one was particularly fun to create as unlike most of the Udio songs, Koop let the AI generate all the lyrics based on Koop's prompts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Taking notes, can't believe my eyes tonight&lt;br /&gt;
Every breath you take, it's such a sight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Giddy grins, when your lips part in sleep&lt;br /&gt;
Hopin' you don't mind, secrets I keep&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drool so sweet, a sign you're deep in dreams&lt;br /&gt;
Wonder if tonight, you'll let go streams&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And as you twist and turn, I hold my breath&lt;br /&gt;
Can’t help but laugh, you make a mess&lt;br /&gt;
Every sigh, it's like a melody&lt;br /&gt;
Love the way you drift, so wild and free&lt;br /&gt;
If you wake, will you be mad to know?&lt;br /&gt;
That I watched you dream, with such a glow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Midnight whispers, couldn't hold inside&lt;br /&gt;
Every twitch you make, feels like a ride&lt;br /&gt;
Heartbeats race, when your lashes flutter&lt;br /&gt;
In my head, I’m singing like no other&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But then your eyes, they open wide, you see me here&lt;br /&gt;
You scream and shout, I'm filled with fear&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Good Job, Koop ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's catchphrase &amp;quot;I did a really good job,&amp;quot; but sang from the perspective of when viewership appeases his ego by telling Koop he did a good job (when it's generally a menial task).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[verse]&lt;br /&gt;
Something stupid broke three whole weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
You try to fix the bug.  You should just do the show.&lt;br /&gt;
Eight more weeks go by.  The problem still remains.&lt;br /&gt;
It could have been fixed if you just had some brains.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two more stupid issues come up.&lt;br /&gt;
You're angry and irate.&lt;br /&gt;
You take a big drink from your cup.&lt;br /&gt;
What's broken you create.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You make a little change here and there.&lt;br /&gt;
What's this, you ACTUALLY fixed something?!!&lt;br /&gt;
Nobody else honestly seems to care,&lt;br /&gt;
And so, that's why we sing:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
We still think you're a nincompoop,&lt;br /&gt;
But we guess you fixed your prob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So now you're focused on the game at hand.&lt;br /&gt;
Gameplay you don't seem to understand.&lt;br /&gt;
It's like you've never played a game before.&lt;br /&gt;
You take three steps and you die some more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's an hour in.  You've died yet again.&lt;br /&gt;
You'd think practice would make you get better.&lt;br /&gt;
We've forgotten how many times that's been.&lt;br /&gt;
As a loser you're a real trend-setter!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You try and try, and then you try some more.&lt;br /&gt;
It's aggravating watching you play.&lt;br /&gt;
OH MY GOD! You've reached the next floor!!!&lt;br /&gt;
And this is why we say:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
People say that you look like poop,&lt;br /&gt;
And the ladies all think you're a slob!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heyyyyyyy, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
Ugliest person in your friend group,&lt;br /&gt;
And you're shaped like an amorphous blob!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Gravy Intruders ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Another Udio song where Koop gave AI full reign of the lyrics based on his prompts.  He thought it would be fun to try some different musical stylings, and the idea of someone who was overly protective of their gravy would be humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;All they do is dip, they cross the line, uh&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak they fingers in my gravy, it's a crime, yeah&lt;br /&gt;
I just wanna eat without them lunchtime thugs&lt;br /&gt;
They sneakin' in, contaminating my grub, aye&lt;br /&gt;
I got that sauce, they can't resist the flow&lt;br /&gt;
I tell 'em back up, let my gravy bowl go&lt;br /&gt;
Every meal it's the same, they interrupting&lt;br /&gt;
I'm 'bout to lay down some rules, won't tell 'em nothin'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I hate it, I hate it, my gravy they take it, invade it&lt;br /&gt;
They breachin', no asking, just takin'&lt;br /&gt;
They dip, they dive, fingers in my plate, why&lt;br /&gt;
They crave the taste, but bruh, that's mine, bye&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta lock it down, secure the spot&lt;br /&gt;
Find another sauce, 'cause mine's too hot&lt;br /&gt;
They got sticky hands thinkin' they so sly&lt;br /&gt;
I'ma draw the line, say yo, not this time&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No more, no more, my gravy's on lock, no score&lt;br /&gt;
They reaching, not finding, my gravy's all mine&lt;br /&gt;
Got my eyes peeled, guardin' my terrain, uh&lt;br /&gt;
Fingerprints on my plate, ain't playin' games, nah&lt;br /&gt;
They try to sneak a taste, I'm wise to their plot&lt;br /&gt;
Got my gravy on lockdown, it's all I got, for real&lt;br /&gt;
I'm just tryna dine in peace, keep to my side&lt;br /&gt;
But they creepin' round my table like some gravy spies, yeah&lt;br /&gt;
I lay my napkin down, it's like a flag unfurled&lt;br /&gt;
Mark my territory, this is my gravy world&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's a no-fly zone, around my gravy plate&lt;br /&gt;
Try to cop a swipe, but they too late&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Iron Jason / Iron Jason (Anomaly) ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Iron Jason]].  There are two versions of this song, as the Udio AI literally had a breakdown at one point and just started screaming in the song when it was never prompted to.  The randomness of the generation made Koop almost spit out his water when he was reviewing the entry, so after speaking with Jason they agreed both versions should exist in the lineup.  A reference to &amp;quot;big doints (in Amish)&amp;quot; is a callback to a viral video clip of a heavy set guy saying this catchphrase (although I think that guys was trying to say &amp;quot;doinks&amp;quot;) while smoking in front of some cornstalks.  A video somewhere exists of Jason recording himself in the winter and jokingly mimicked the clip using his winter breath as though it was smoke and saying this same catchphrase.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;A tense feeling's in the air&lt;br /&gt;
He's got that dire icy stare&lt;br /&gt;
His determination is infinite&lt;br /&gt;
He fights and fights; he won't submit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hitting the buttons with such intensity&lt;br /&gt;
His skills seem extrasensory&lt;br /&gt;
He won't give up, he will not fail&lt;br /&gt;
Hell yeah, in the end Iron Jason will prevail!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Iron!  Iron Jason!&lt;br /&gt;
Fighting towards our destination!&lt;br /&gt;
You're the gamer on whom we depend!&lt;br /&gt;
We know this time you'll reach the end!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Amazing to watch someone so skilled!&lt;br /&gt;
Don't give Koop controls: he'll get you killed!&lt;br /&gt;
So many wins, so many points&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's got those big fat doints (in Amish!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Iron Jason!! (Yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== It's Only Dreamz ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the time when Koop was in college and took a trip to Japan with his friend, Vavra (RIP), to visit their friend, Clark, who was living there at the time working for a local prefecture teaching and working as a translator.  During their trip, Vavra and Koop traveled the country and had many adventures, but when visiting Tokyo the two were needing a place to stay and due to Koop's inability to read Japanese, and Vavra's limited recollection of the language from high school, they ended up accidentally booking a one night stay in a love hotel.  When they got to the room the reality of the situation set in when they spotted the heart-shaped bed and only pornographic channels were available on the tv.  In the room there was an advertisement for mail-in adult products.  The wording of one ad on the pamphlet they found was, &amp;quot;Have you ever dreamed of a flying high,&amp;quot; and it became a recurring comical reference from that point on.  Vavra slept on the bed that night while Koop insisted on sleeping on a wicker bench which was the only other form of furniture in the room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's dusty vibrations,&lt;br /&gt;
With a heart-shaped bed,&lt;br /&gt;
And a wicker bench &lt;br /&gt;
that really hurts my head,&lt;br /&gt;
This experience we'll look back on and laugh,&lt;br /&gt;
But for now I just need a 10 hour bath.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== It's Webbin Time ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song in reference to Koop's rant from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2OCugwCE6A Koop's rant about the movie &amp;quot;Madame Web&amp;quot;] from episode #610: &amp;quot;The Needful Was Done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Madame Web,&amp;quot; you have done so much.&lt;br /&gt;
You fix and heal everything you touch.&lt;br /&gt;
No more sepsis, no more disease.&lt;br /&gt;
Blindness is cured, no one disagrees.&lt;br /&gt;
Half-polio is but history,&lt;br /&gt;
You're a cinematic victory.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Madame Web,&amp;quot; your plot lines run so deep,&lt;br /&gt;
Your costumes and F-X don't all look cheap&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to &amp;quot;The Marvels&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Eternals&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
They paved the way to your masterpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
Because of you, there is no sickness,&lt;br /&gt;
We may now only have world peace.&lt;br /&gt;
So brave, and yet, so stunning,&lt;br /&gt;
You redefine great motion pictures.&lt;br /&gt;
So thoughtful and so cunning,&lt;br /&gt;
One day you'll be in the scriptures.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Lost in the Chat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop misses chat messages and when he doesn't he tends to misread or not understand, like he's an idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey Koop, why don't you read chat?&lt;br /&gt;
You blind or just too good for that?&lt;br /&gt;
We've been trying to message you&lt;br /&gt;
The text is there, so here's your cue.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Put down your dang beverages&lt;br /&gt;
And read our freaking messages&lt;br /&gt;
You've ignored us for far too long&lt;br /&gt;
We are right and you are wrong&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
You stupid, or are you just illiterate?&lt;br /&gt;
I feel we're being quite considerate.&lt;br /&gt;
Ignoring chat like some kind of idiot&lt;br /&gt;
Your job is just basically to sit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You seriously can't be that unaware&lt;br /&gt;
Your are dumb, or maybe you just don't care&lt;br /&gt;
Consider this intervention, not an attack&lt;br /&gt;
But I'll be wanting all those super chats back&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh great, so now you're finally tryin to read&lt;br /&gt;
You struggle as you try to get back up to speed&lt;br /&gt;
Should probably give up and just concede&lt;br /&gt;
Hearing you speak is making my ears bleed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reading like you never graduated 1st grade&lt;br /&gt;
You're just as horrible at that game you played&lt;br /&gt;
Can't read, can't play, can't comprehend, can't decide&lt;br /&gt;
Only thing you're good at is gettin' chunky and wide&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Midnight Munchies ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's snacking habits during the show, but from the perspective of what is to believed the average female viewer. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Jason's burnin' up them calories&lt;br /&gt;
Let's skip all those formalities&lt;br /&gt;
He's gotta eat so he can stay strong&lt;br /&gt;
And play video games all night long&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's burnin' up them calories&lt;br /&gt;
Let's skip all those formalities&lt;br /&gt;
He's gotta eat so he can stay strong&lt;br /&gt;
And play video games all night long&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
He's got mini muffins, and some sugar cookies&lt;br /&gt;
He's got Frito-Lay Munch: mislabeled as &amp;quot;Munchies&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Crackers, pretzels, M&amp;amp;M's and more&lt;br /&gt;
It's never ending, he's got the whole store&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
He's going in for another bite&lt;br /&gt;
I could watch Jason eating all night&lt;br /&gt;
Chewing his food all into a pulp&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh hell yeah!) He's thirsty now and taking a big gulp!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, Jason, what's your next snack?&lt;br /&gt;
Open those treats and start to unpack! (nom nom)&lt;br /&gt;
If you eat too much you might sleep on stream&lt;br /&gt;
We'll watch and wonder just what you might dream!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He's such a stud, and he looks so yummy&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, Jason, put those snacks in your tummy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom, NOM NOM!! &lt;br /&gt;
(Mmmmm, so good)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Mowing Hat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's amazing mowing hat (hats (plural) now, since his wife got him a bunch of different ones) that he wears when he mows, and sometimes wears on the show.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;With that hat, he's charming&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's mowing, it's a grand affair&lt;br /&gt;
All the neighbors stop to stare&lt;br /&gt;
When he's grinning, hearts are winning&lt;br /&gt;
So they chant what you want, what you need&lt;br /&gt;
He’s a star in that mowing cap (star in that mowing cap)&lt;br /&gt;
In the sunshine, it gleams so bright&lt;br /&gt;
On his head, it feels just right&lt;br /&gt;
Every lady's caught his eye&lt;br /&gt;
With each pass, he cuts and flies&lt;br /&gt;
He's their hero in disguise&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When he's strutting in that mowing cap&lt;br /&gt;
And the breeze just flatters his stance&lt;br /&gt;
He trims with precision, an art of romance&lt;br /&gt;
With every wave, they swoon aside&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, that hat, it's more than just pride&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They whisper softly, 'Who's that man?'&lt;br /&gt;
Behind the brim, he’s got a plan&lt;br /&gt;
In that hat, he's bold and grand&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's stride, a rhythmic band&lt;br /&gt;
Whispers chase him, through the yard&lt;br /&gt;
Like a siren, in their hearts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With each mow, a story told&lt;br /&gt;
Dreams of him, a sight to behold&lt;br /&gt;
He's a legend in their tales&lt;br /&gt;
Mower's hum, like love-filled gales&lt;br /&gt;
Every step, a hero's march&lt;br /&gt;
In that hat, he leaves his mark&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When he tips it, there's delight&lt;br /&gt;
In the garden's soft twilight&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== My Song ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband.  Koop's first attempt at making a song in Garageband.  He was confused by the setup, which is apparent from the song, as the lyrics are his voice modulated and questioning why it played music and then a long silence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The hell?&lt;br /&gt;
The hell... why?&lt;br /&gt;
It went dik dik dik dik and then stopped.&lt;br /&gt;
Hey!  &lt;br /&gt;
Dangit!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Nap Strong ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's favorite activity: sleeping, which utilizes Koop's catchphrase of &amp;quot;Nap Strong,&amp;quot; that was also printed on the inside of the show's custom printed silicone bracelets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Got 30k&lt;br /&gt;
On that count of thread&lt;br /&gt;
Out of my way&lt;br /&gt;
I'm off to bed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My pillow calls&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna count some sheep&lt;br /&gt;
Rest my eyeballs&lt;br /&gt;
And drift off to sleep&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz I gotta NAP STRONG!!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&lt;br /&gt;
All night long!&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna nap strong!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!!)&lt;br /&gt;
All day long!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So come on, now &lt;br /&gt;
Let me get some rest&lt;br /&gt;
I can show you how&lt;br /&gt;
I get all decompressed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Blanket tight 'n snugglin'&lt;br /&gt;
Drooling and some mumblin'&lt;br /&gt;
Dreaming oh so vividly&lt;br /&gt;
Quality REM activity!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmmmmmmmm&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz I gotta NAP STRONG!!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&lt;br /&gt;
All night long!&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna nap strong!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!!)&lt;br /&gt;
All dayyyyyyyyyyyy long!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Ohhhhh, yeah!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Nightwatchings ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Games From the Drunk Side.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The boys are up late on the Hindrance ship, &lt;br /&gt;
Koop's got a drink, he's taking a sip, &lt;br /&gt;
Jason's in-game in his mowing hat,&lt;br /&gt;
R4 scrambles to moderate chat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Games From the Drunk Side&amp;quot; is now engaged,&lt;br /&gt;
Technical issues: now Koop's enraged.&lt;br /&gt;
He rants and raves, saying what he thinks&lt;br /&gt;
Chat earns &amp;quot;Sips&amp;quot; and is sending Koop drinks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Games, and laughs, and drinks Koop swallows,&lt;br /&gt;
If we're lucky we'll get Big Follows!&lt;br /&gt;
Stay up later for the Anna Kendrick News,&lt;br /&gt;
And laugh at any instance of stupid baby shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(Baby shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
Baby  shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(They're so stupid)&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(So freakin' stupid)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Ode to Anna ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's celebrity crush, Anna Kendrick, with references to the ongoing joke caused by a glitch by Alexa during one of the shows when Alexa stated someone (NOT Anna Kendrick) ran over pedestrians while drunk driving when Koop asked for something related to Anna.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;She's the light on every stage&lt;br /&gt;
With a smile that turns the page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna's here to stay, oh yes&lt;br /&gt;
With a heart so pure, she's the best&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She never takes to roads unwise&lt;br /&gt;
Keeps her focus on the prize&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
She'll have a drink, but will not drive.&lt;br /&gt;
She rather keep those folks alive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, there is no one hotter&lt;br /&gt;
And she's never done vehicular manslaughter&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Oh Baby ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Back in middle school, Koop and Jason would hang out at Jason's house playing computer games.  In a time before cell phones were commonplace, and with only one pc, when Koop wasn't actively playing on the computer he'd get antsy and spent his time annoying Jason from time to time.  Once such annoyance was when Koop turned the wooden chair he was sitting on around, and then lifting his shirt and sticking his belly to the chair.  The chair had a decorative hole on the back, which Koop used to showcase his bellybutton.  Koop then proceeded to pinch his belly button so it looked like it was talking while referring to it as &amp;quot;Baby Antinaos&amp;quot; and giggling saying, &amp;quot;don't tickle me, Baby Antinaos!&amp;quot;  If memory serves me correctly, Jason was very much annoyed and wanted to punch Koop.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey baby, I see you there&lt;br /&gt;
Your cherub-y face all cover in hair&lt;br /&gt;
You helped me through my dark times and lows&lt;br /&gt;
All I can say is don't tickle me, Baby Antinaos!&lt;br /&gt;
Baby, baby baby, Antinaos!&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't come to wash dishes go home!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Panda Express Anticipation ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  An ongoing joke when playing the game &amp;quot;Drunken Wrestlers 2&amp;quot; on the show is from an episode where a frequent player (and apparently someone with close ties to the developer of the game) Koop and Jason would run into, BDK, would show up.  During a game Koop made up a story in the in-game chat that after the fights BDK was going to take Jason and Koop to Panda Express.  They would continue this announcement frequently during the game and even got other players involved who stated they knew BDK when they wouldn't see him join in on their game.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Take Jason &lt;br /&gt;
And Koop &lt;br /&gt;
To Panda &lt;br /&gt;
Express!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me when we'll dine today?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will we get sesame chicken?&lt;br /&gt;
With soy sauce, it’s finger lickin’&lt;br /&gt;
Kung pao shrimp and broccoli beef, &lt;br /&gt;
Dreaming of flavorful feasts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
BDK said he'd treat us right,&lt;br /&gt;
After the game's done, it's Panda Express delight&lt;br /&gt;
Spicy orange chicken, oh so fresh&lt;br /&gt;
Honey walnut shrimp, &lt;br /&gt;
We won't settle for less&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Pepe's Melody ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Koop's mother was a grade school teacher, and occasionally would bring home classroom animals over the summer break.  One such classroom pet was a guinea pig named Pepe.  Koop found out that when he pet him on his back, Pepe would lift his head up in the air and squeal loudly.  It seemed comical, so Koop would play Blur's song &amp;quot;Tax Collector&amp;quot; and would pet him to show Jason how Pepe would react.  This happened a few times, but the practice was promptly stopped after a few weeks when Koop noticed that the poor animal had been ripping his own hair out.  What seemed like a happy time for the animal was actually torment, and Koop felt horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, magic's real when you're with Pepe&lt;br /&gt;
Stroke his back and he'll start to sway&lt;br /&gt;
Doesn't make sense not to dance along&lt;br /&gt;
His tiny voice turns into song&lt;br /&gt;
So much charm, so much glee&lt;br /&gt;
So why not join his melody?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, hey there Pepe! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Let's see some more,&lt;br /&gt;
Let's hear some Blur&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe &amp;quot;Tax Collector&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eyes are buggin',&lt;br /&gt;
Dancing ensues,&lt;br /&gt;
What's with this hair,&lt;br /&gt;
You start to lose?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh no, Pepe, let's skip that track,&lt;br /&gt;
You've ripped out all the hair from your back,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry, bud, but that's just no good,&lt;br /&gt;
We'd take it back if we know we could.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pepe, Pepe, this is your song,&lt;br /&gt;
Let us say, we know now we were wrong,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If we knew we'd have left you alone,&lt;br /&gt;
Now we're sad and we must atone.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Peppernips, Where Art Thou ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  During a call Koop had with The Jimmer where he was helping Jimmer with some computer issues, he was asking about Jimmer's pets.  Koop couldn't remember one of his dog's names, but for some reason thought &amp;quot;Peppernips&amp;quot; was the name (it was actually &amp;quot;Cricket&amp;quot;).  Koop thought the dog name he thought of was humorous, so he thought having AI create a song off of a prompt where a dog owner is frustrated that his dog only wants to spend time with his neighbor might be entertaining, so he created it.  The song has nothing to do with Cricket, though, other than the mistaken name Koop and Jimmer found humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Will I whine, beg or follow?&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I do, my friend&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yes I do, my friend&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just to have some time, with old Peppernips by my side&lt;br /&gt;
Neighbor, can't you see, he's supposed to stick by me&lt;br /&gt;
A simple howl, a friendly bark&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Perfectly Grilled ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song regarding Koop and Jason's ongoing argument about how each prefer ordering their steaks.  Since Koop wrote this song, he's defending his stance that &amp;quot;well done&amp;quot; is morally wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Charcoal, mesquite and hickory&lt;br /&gt;
Both well done and rare are contradictory&lt;br /&gt;
Rare should be common&lt;br /&gt;
And well done is a crime&lt;br /&gt;
If you over-cook your steak&lt;br /&gt;
You should be doing hard time&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beef is what a great meal makes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
Show that chef you care&lt;br /&gt;
Crispy steaks are big mistakes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
So order your steaks rare! (Yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on!  (come on, now!)&lt;br /&gt;
Eat a brisket and not briquette&lt;br /&gt;
This isn't some kind of challenge or bet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That cow died so that you can eat&lt;br /&gt;
Why'd you have to go n desecrate its meat&lt;br /&gt;
Steak so burnt n dry is a dang travesty&lt;br /&gt;
It's an insult to the cow, to you, AND to me &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh)&lt;br /&gt;
(Moooooooo)&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh)&lt;br /&gt;
(Moooooooo)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beef is what a great meal makes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
Show that chef you care&lt;br /&gt;
Crispy steaks are big mistakes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
So order your steaks rare! (Yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Power of Maneeeeee ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A sarcastic song Koop wrote about his ongoing frustration with Star Wars &amp;quot;The Acolyte,&amp;quot; the show's horrible writing, and the cast and crew seeming to not understand (nor respect) the original source material.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They got that thread,&lt;br /&gt;
Jedi good, Jedi bad&lt;br /&gt;
All the witches dead&lt;br /&gt;
Now that sister is sad&lt;br /&gt;
She's no Jedi,&lt;br /&gt;
She's a &amp;quot;mek-uh-nick&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Show is so good&lt;br /&gt;
It makes me sick&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
So exciting to see &lt;br /&gt;
These twins getting so far&lt;br /&gt;
Less destructive than when &lt;br /&gt;
Anakin blew up the Death Star&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
(female yelling)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Private Numbers ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop made using AI to write the lyrics for based on a prompt Koop thought would be funny where the singer is singing a children's song and asking the kids to sneak into their parent's wallet to provide the singer with their mom and dad's personal information found on their driver's license, credit cards, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, your mom's out shopping and dad's on a call&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak to the drawer, big or small&lt;br /&gt;
Flip through the cards, it's kinda fun&lt;br /&gt;
Reading numbers one by one&lt;br /&gt;
So much to find, so much to see&lt;br /&gt;
They're just numbers, come tell me&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Purple Rain ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's Brazilian Jujitsu nickname at his gym due to the fact he's a purple belt and historically would sweat excessively during sparring matches. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The match begins, the mat is dry.&lt;br /&gt;
Jason approaches&lt;br /&gt;
 Try not to cry.&lt;br /&gt;
You have your gear, and finger tape.&lt;br /&gt;
He smells your fear, there's no escape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Arms like iron, body like stone.&lt;br /&gt;
You see his eyes: he's in the zone.&lt;br /&gt;
Don't pick a fight with a super master doctor degree.&lt;br /&gt;
He's got you now.  You try to break free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He's in your guard, but he has the advantage.&lt;br /&gt;
He's in control from all your moves you mismanage.&lt;br /&gt;
He grapples you closer and tightens his grip.&lt;br /&gt;
That's when you feel the very first drip (drip, drip, drip)!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The desert canvas is now an ocean of pain!&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!! (Purple Rain! Purple Rain!)&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You panic now, and your moves are all trash.&lt;br /&gt;
His sweat puddles. As you flail it's all splash!&lt;br /&gt;
His strength and dampness are too much to outdo.&lt;br /&gt;
If you don't submit, he's likely to drown you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!  (Purple Rain! Purple Rain!)&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Raiiiiiiiin!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Put on the Popcorn ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband.  A song Koop wrote in Garageband that is just nonsense lyrics he came up with on the fly while testing the application out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;This is a song here&lt;br /&gt;
You're gonna listen to it&lt;br /&gt;
Like a baby chicken does&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn, put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He loves them chicken wings&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn, put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz it's on him&lt;br /&gt;
He don't like to eat 'em,&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
He likes to wear up&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz he's a chicken&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the, put on the, put on the)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Rasslemania ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Rasslemania]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's similar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Ding ding)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stadium lights are flashin'&lt;br /&gt;
The crowd is pumped and cheering&lt;br /&gt;
While the wrestlers enter in&lt;br /&gt;
That's crap acapella I'm hearing&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Koop looks sharp in his suit and tie&lt;br /&gt;
While Jason's sports his mowing hat&lt;br /&gt;
Excited to relay and classify&lt;br /&gt;
The madness n mayhem out on the mat &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's sim-you-lar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah! Anna Kendrick is reffing the match&lt;br /&gt;
They're swinging and there's a brutal face scratch&lt;br /&gt;
Swanton bombs and flying elbows&lt;br /&gt;
This is one of my favorite shows&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
This round's a real slobber knocker&lt;br /&gt;
Really getting molly whopped today&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna sit back and have myself a lager&lt;br /&gt;
And imagine when I'll be in that ring some day&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's similar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Reflections of the Cosmos ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's frequent questioning whether or not space is real.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;When you look at the moon,&lt;br /&gt;
That's not really the moon&lt;br /&gt;
It's just a reflection (reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Space!  Is it even real?&lt;br /&gt;
C'mon, man, what's the deal?&lt;br /&gt;
We can look at it, but what does that tell?&lt;br /&gt;
What are these scientists trying to sell?&lt;br /&gt;
Every map I see shows the world is flat&lt;br /&gt;
But I'm not dumb enough for that&lt;br /&gt;
Space, though, now that's the real question&lt;br /&gt;
Does it exist, or is it just an expression?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A figurative view of what's up above&lt;br /&gt;
Eyes deceive us from the science thereof&lt;br /&gt;
Analyze it, in every section&lt;br /&gt;
(reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is space even real? Is space even real?&lt;br /&gt;
I think it's time we need to make an appeal&lt;br /&gt;
Astronauts can say whatever they want&lt;br /&gt;
I'll write that plea in Jokerman font&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Rigged ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how everyone claims Koop has rigged [[Viewer Gaming]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh yeah, through my submission&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I enter competition&lt;br /&gt;
Despite Koop's admissions&lt;br /&gt;
I have my suspicions&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Viewer Gaming&amp;quot; commences&lt;br /&gt;
 My body then tenses&lt;br /&gt;
Because I watch my defenses&lt;br /&gt;
Against the attacks he dispenses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, how could we foreseen this?&lt;br /&gt;
I swing and, of course, it's a miss&lt;br /&gt;
I feel I'd be remiss&lt;br /&gt;
If we were to simply dismiss&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
He swears it's a fair fight&lt;br /&gt;
But something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, so how can Koop explain it?&lt;br /&gt;
If it's so dang flippin' legit&lt;br /&gt;
How come I seem to take a hit&lt;br /&gt;
And never gain some kind of benefit?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
It's been like this all night&lt;br /&gt;
And something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ahh, dangit, dude,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't want to be rude,&lt;br /&gt;
But when the results have been viewed,&lt;br /&gt;
I think you might just get sued!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
My legal case is air-tight&lt;br /&gt;
But something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's rigged!  It'd rigged!  It's rigged!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Saucy Serenade ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Ketchup Boy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
He’s got that bottle, baby&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and squirt it&lt;br /&gt;
'Till you love it&lt;br /&gt;
(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
The girls are fainting in his presence&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Spraying tomato-y essence&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
The girls are fainting in his presence&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Spraying his tomato-y essence&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Smiling like a god,&lt;br /&gt;
We are so lucky and so blessed,&lt;br /&gt;
They start to applaud,&lt;br /&gt;
Does this icon ever rest?&lt;br /&gt;
(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
How did we survive without you?&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Showcase your red tomato goo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Katsup Bay (Katsup Bay)&lt;br /&gt;
Katsup Bay (Katsup Bay)&lt;br /&gt;
Please don't ever go away!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Silent Predators ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop coaxed the AI into writing lyrics for in which diapers and underwear were carnivorous. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Uh-oh, in the night, they might creep, stealthy feet&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak to your dreams, as you slumber deep&lt;br /&gt;
Absorbing fears, not a peep&lt;br /&gt;
Innocent looks, but secrets they keep&lt;br /&gt;
So much to hide, so much deceit&lt;br /&gt;
Who knew the warnings were not just make-believe?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have to beware, of your underwear.&lt;br /&gt;
Diapers are demons without any hair.&lt;br /&gt;
Basking in tinkle and fecal remains,&lt;br /&gt;
Huggies or Pampers, they're not playing games.&lt;br /&gt;
The diapers absorb, and then they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
You were so much safer if you stayed in the womb.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Silent Torment ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop wrote surrounding his phobia of mimes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Terrifying faces painted&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Just know that it's you I've hated&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Scaring children at the park and the fair&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
When will that box run out of air&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
No one wants this act you're tryin' to sell&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
When you never speak it's creepy as hell&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
White and black all over your dumb face,&lt;br /&gt;
You're the reason why folks carry mace&lt;br /&gt;
There is no rope you stupid clown&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
If I had my way you'd be run out of town&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrorizing since my birth,&lt;br /&gt;
You should really question your worth,&lt;br /&gt;
It's not windy, there's no surprise,&lt;br /&gt;
You make me want to gouge out my eyes&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
You'll sneeze but you don't say ah-chew&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Worse than a moronic living statue&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You're not juggling and there is no rain,&lt;br /&gt;
Go back to the hellfire from whence you came&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Skunkape Serenade ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about a past coworker of Koop, Jason, and Jimmer (and even Josh and Jarrod at one point).  Although she pronounced most everything else normally, when it came to pronouncing &amp;quot;boxes&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;checks&amp;quot; she would pronounce them &amp;quot;botses&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;chets.&amp;quot;  This wouldn't have been as big of an issue except she had to announce over the company's intercom daily, &amp;quot;You may now order 'chets' and source.&amp;quot;  Over time this became something the guys dreaded to hear.  Jimmer had come up with the anecdote of her home life and the colorful moniker where her husband would hear her say &amp;quot;botses of chets&amp;quot; and her husband would respond in a gruff voice, &amp;quot;bite yer tongue!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I've been walkin' down the old dirt lane&lt;br /&gt;
Met Skunkape, she's a sight, made me shake&lt;br /&gt;
Her hair's the color of a summer's mornin' pee&lt;br /&gt;
But it's her words that made me think&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She says 'chets and source' with a grin, oh boy&lt;br /&gt;
Her husband's warnin', 'Bite yer tongue, no joy'&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Botses and chets,&lt;br /&gt;
Sits botses of chets.&lt;br /&gt;
You may now order chets and source!&lt;br /&gt;
Botses and chets,&lt;br /&gt;
Sits botses of chets.&lt;br /&gt;
Skunkape's husband wants a divorce.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Streaming with Streams ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop always says he has to pee really bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It was such a nice night,&lt;br /&gt;
Keeping my bladder leak-tight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then all a sudden comes the urge, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
My body has got to purge. (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
It's so bad, I'm goin' to burst, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh dear god, this is the worst. (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Feel like it's goin' to spray out my eyes,&lt;br /&gt;
Why is my bladder such a small size?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm really not an angry man, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
I just need to get to the can, (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm feeling highly explosive,&lt;br /&gt;
If I'm not safe, I gotta give.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think my face is turning blue. (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Chat yells &amp;quot;just go!&amp;quot; and I gotta do, (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Body's shaking, God I gotta piss,&lt;br /&gt;
How much longer can I endure this?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pissssssss!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Super Masters of Inquiry ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A classic rock song about Koop and Jason's ongoing quest to inform the world of knowledge beyond knowledge using their Super Master Doctor degrees spanning all of human wisdom.  They have a book on the subject, too, but at the time of this writing it's still in the editing stages before it will be able to be published.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Because of your defiance&lt;br /&gt;
Of understanding science&lt;br /&gt;
We take you on as clients&lt;br /&gt;
So stand on the shoulders of giants&lt;br /&gt;
(Super super super master doctor)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's the velocity of your pee?&lt;br /&gt;
How do baby shoes work?&lt;br /&gt;
You can actively agree&lt;br /&gt;
Or just sit in chat an lurk&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
(Super Super Super Super Master Doctors!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know light travels up most efficiently?&lt;br /&gt;
And mimes are not really human?&lt;br /&gt;
Indian food is not great (even if for free)&lt;br /&gt;
You should never eat so much cumin&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super (ohh!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super (ohh!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Jason and Koop will teach you the way&lt;br /&gt;
All you gotta do is pay (Super chats!)&lt;br /&gt;
They always know just what to say&lt;br /&gt;
With all the complex science they convey&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ohh Super! (super)&lt;br /&gt;
Master! (Master!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctors&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, Super! (SUPER!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master! (Master!) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctors&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Sweet Cinamonz ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Fireball cinnamon whiskey, which Koop refers to on the show as &amp;quot;[[Sweet Cinamonz]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons, (sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Sugar and gasoline&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons, (sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Your flavor is obscene&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Down the hatch, the Sweet Cinnamons go&lt;br /&gt;
People have voted, the spice must flow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why'd they make such an awful drink?&lt;br /&gt;
Tastes like it's made in someone's sink&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons (Sweet Cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Your flavor makes me so sick&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons (Sweet Cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Rather stab my face with a rusty ice pick&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons,&lt;br /&gt;
One of the worst things I've ever had&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons,&lt;br /&gt;
And you should feel bad&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet cinnamons (sweet sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet cinnamons (sweet sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Sweet sweet cinnamons!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Tacos and Benji ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband. Another song Koop wrote using Garageband very late at night.  Zero direction on this one, he just started creating and recording his voice.  The title of the song has nothing to do with the lyrics, and the only thing that can be taken from the lyrics is someone breaking their wrists by improperly performing a handstand.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Make it go away way&lt;br /&gt;
You gotta uhhhh &lt;br /&gt;
Not to form your hands&lt;br /&gt;
Into a handstand&lt;br /&gt;
And then break your wrists&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== That Kind of Show ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's catchphrase: &amp;quot;It's a family show?&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh my god&lt;br /&gt;
(Geez) Oh dear lord&lt;br /&gt;
I just can't believe&lt;br /&gt;
What my ears just heard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you're in the know&lt;br /&gt;
Why I say &amp;quot;oh no!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Watch that language you throw&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz it's a family show!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You come in here with that potty mouth&lt;br /&gt;
You should take that language south&lt;br /&gt;
And by &amp;quot;south&amp;quot; I mean where the demons dwell&lt;br /&gt;
That gutter language comes straight from ... heck&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
We sometimes say things on accident&lt;br /&gt;
And your words don't have to be sacrament&lt;br /&gt;
But if you speak like a nasty serpent&lt;br /&gt;
You are just the devil's servant&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(HEY!)&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You come in here n start flippin' the bird&lt;br /&gt;
Yellin' the F, and the C, and even the Q-word!&lt;br /&gt;
Go right now, wash your mouth out with soap&lt;br /&gt;
Before the mods come after you with a rope!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we say some bad words, though&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you curse it only makes you look bad&lt;br /&gt;
Use cleaner words and don't make us feel sad&lt;br /&gt;
We might think lesser of you even if it's a tad&lt;br /&gt;
All because of the poor word choices you had!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(HEY!)&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (fu fu fu family show)&lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (oh yeah, a family show)&lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (uh huh, a friggin family show)&lt;br /&gt;
And, so now you better freakin' know!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[spoken]&lt;br /&gt;
Wait, was that a bad word?  Awww, DAMN IT!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Ballad of Elaine Wells ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the infamous character voice Koop created, Elaine Wells. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mmmm mmmm mmmm, sweet lady Elaine&lt;br /&gt;
Draw your bath and plug up that drain&lt;br /&gt;
Sippin' your drinks and splashin' around&lt;br /&gt;
Refresh that bath when the water has browned&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wrinkly hands to match the rest of your skin&lt;br /&gt;
Just lay back and have some more gin&lt;br /&gt;
Rubber ducky, spritzers, and ciggie&lt;br /&gt;
Thirty eight kids ain't such a biggie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bless us now with your sage advice&lt;br /&gt;
While relaxing in your own paradise&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine,&lt;br /&gt;
Beautiful Elaine Wells&lt;br /&gt;
Bathroom stinks like methane,&lt;br /&gt;
Is this one of your smells?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You've proven yourself as a talent for breeding.&lt;br /&gt;
But keep those kids out, or they'll get a good beating.&lt;br /&gt;
Watch bubbles rise when you let out a toot.&lt;br /&gt;
Let's taste a sample of that forbidden fruit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh my god!  Yesss!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Brown Pours ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio. A high-brow song about diarrhea. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Deep inside of you&lt;br /&gt;
Something starts to brew.&lt;br /&gt;
Oh my god! It's feeling like it grew.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Might be doo-doo!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just a simple man.  Sprinting to the can.  &lt;br /&gt;
Brown, green, black, or tan.  I hope you've got a plan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Might be doo-doo!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your tummy is a rumblin'.&lt;br /&gt;
There's no time for fumblin'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You sit and start to pray.&lt;br /&gt;
Then out your back, you spray!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours! (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
It exits in a hurry!&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours! (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Like a foamy vial slurry!&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Let it flow (let it flow, let it flow!!)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Let it go (let it go, let it go)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Gazelle Place ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  While working together during the early 2000's in their office job, Koop decided to fill a break in conversation by making up a fabricated story to Jason starting with, &amp;quot;Remember when...&amp;quot;  The tale of &amp;quot;The Gazelle Place&amp;quot; was a simple one.  Jason was excited to go on a road trip with Koop, and Koop got him a package of &amp;quot;yellow and blue make green seal&amp;quot; Ziplock bags to play with on the journey.  When they got there, everyone there were full of smiles.  There was a group of nuns, and some girl scouts or boy scouts, and some other people all excited and happy to see the gazelles.  But while telling the story, Koop would change the tone and say how horrible it was what they were doing there, and extend the reveal of what it was as long as possible.  When it came to the reveal (after a HUGE buildup) it was revealed that they were washing the gazelles. This story went on to be retold during Jimmer's radio show, &amp;quot;Wooden Breakfast&amp;quot; when Koop called in as a psychologist and played a recording of a patient retelling the story fairly close to the original tale.  The story now lives on in musical form in this song.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;See the world, and join the spree&lt;br /&gt;
Zip those bags, come along with me&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's thrilled, can't you tell?&lt;br /&gt;
We're off to the place, it's Gazelle&lt;br /&gt;
Feeling good, it's understood&lt;br /&gt;
It's Gazelle, oh&lt;br /&gt;
Nuns in robes, and scouts in green&lt;br /&gt;
Smiles around, a joyful scene&lt;br /&gt;
Laughter's loud, hearts are light&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where the stars shine bright&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's grin, it's so wide&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, oh&lt;br /&gt;
But clouds rolled in, the skies turned gray&lt;br /&gt;
Whispers spread, fear had its way&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's eyes, now filled with dread&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where our hopes had fled&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tears fall down, on trembling hands&lt;br /&gt;
The joy was lost in those darkened lands&lt;br /&gt;
Echoes haunt, in Gazelle&lt;br /&gt;
Rain falls down, like a mournful bell&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's cries, they pierce the night&lt;br /&gt;
In the place where wrongs took flight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The gazelles, they wash them clean&lt;br /&gt;
But in water flows the unseen&lt;br /&gt;
Voices hush, the town stands still&lt;br /&gt;
With each drop, more dreams to kill&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's voice, a broken plea&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where shadows flee&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, they were washing them!&lt;br /&gt;
They were washing them!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Question ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio. During their middle school days, Koop and Jason had a friend named Jimmy who loved nothing more than to talk about Nintendo's &amp;quot;WrestleMania Steel Cage.&amp;quot;  Every opportunity he had he would approach Jason or Koop and ask them a series of questions, in succession, with increased intensity, and often repeating himself.  Occasionally he'd add some personal anecdotes about his own gaming experiences amongst the questioning, but overall the experience of the line of questioning was consistent enough to the point to be predictable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Let me ask you a question...(pause)&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you played it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, have you ever played Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you played WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
WrestleMania Steeeeeeel Cage!&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Reason Why ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Back in middle school, Koop was at his friend, Tim's, house playing video games.  While Tim was becoming increasingly frustrated with a level, Koop found one of Tim's sibling's stuff animal teddy bears that had silk gloves attached to it's hands.  Koop then puppeteered the animal and made up an annoying song which the lyrics were &amp;quot;The reason why you cannot play, is because I wear white gloves.&amp;quot;  The song was annoying, the bear was annoying, and the fact it was wearing gloves turned out to be overly annoying, which if memory serves Koop correctly, caused Tim to throw the bear across the room in a fit of rage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah, can't you see it's me?)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the bear that's livin' in your game machine&lt;br /&gt;
Why you struggle with the joystick scene? (Scene)&lt;br /&gt;
In my fluffy arms, it's a tech routine (Tech routine)&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why you cannot play is because I wear white gloves&lt;br /&gt;
In this digital maze, I'm the one that you love (Love)&lt;br /&gt;
Electric vibes, neon lights above&lt;br /&gt;
My circuits hum, a coded serenade (Oh, oh)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the ghost in your arcade (Arcade)&lt;br /&gt;
Pixels flash as you try and fail (Fail)&lt;br /&gt;
But I'm the glitch in your fairy tale&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why you cannot play is because I wear white gloves&lt;br /&gt;
In this digital maze, I'm the one that you love (Love)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah, can't you see it's me?)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the bear that's livin' in your game machine&lt;br /&gt;
Why you struggle with the joystick scene? (Scene)&lt;br /&gt;
In my fluffy arms, it's a tech routine (Tech routine)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Troubleshooting Times ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Technically, this song doesn't belong on this list as it is only ever played during technical troubleshooting portions of the show (when Koop decides to include music with it), but for the meantime this'll suffice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
It's officially a tech trouble shooting stream!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GFTDS&lt;br /&gt;
It's a troubleshooting stream!&lt;br /&gt;
Such a huge mess.&lt;br /&gt;
More broken than Koop's self esteem!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SO BROKEN!&lt;br /&gt;
CAN'T FIX IT!&lt;br /&gt;
STILL BROKEN!&lt;br /&gt;
EAT TRISKET! (not sponsored)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(hey!  you still haven't fixed it?!) &lt;br /&gt;
Koop, you suck!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Unrequited Partnership ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's continued attempt to somehow get Triscuit to sponsor the show, and leans into the fact that he thinks they blocked his email since they completely stopped responding to his emails years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
How come you're so irrational&lt;br /&gt;
Why do you see my emails and skip&lt;br /&gt;
It's clear we should be in partnership&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
For Triscuit there is no better fit&lt;br /&gt;
Agree to sponsorship, and we'll do it&lt;br /&gt;
Go ahead and sign off on that release for press&lt;br /&gt;
When folks think &amp;quot;Triscuit&amp;quot;, they think: G-F-t-D-S&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Health's important, and we stay hydrated&lt;br /&gt;
Even though exercise is so hated&lt;br /&gt;
Beer is pretty much water, and that's a known fact&lt;br /&gt;
Look at my core: immaculate! Now let's just sign that pact&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's kinda difficult for me to not throw a fit&lt;br /&gt;
When reminded we're STILL not sponsored by Triscuit!&lt;br /&gt;
We'll wish, and hope, and pray that some day we will&lt;br /&gt;
And when that day comes, our dreams they will fulfill&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit (Triscuit) Triscuit!&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get on that sponsorship!&lt;br /&gt;
Games From the Drunk Side!&lt;br /&gt;
Or we'll have to continue this guilt trip&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Wanna Muffin ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Based on a true tale of events that transpired while hanging out at his friend, Tim's house back in middle school, Koop and Tim were sitting on the floor in the basement playing Super Nintendo and one of Tim's little brothers was heard approaching them from behind.  Koop turned around to see Tim's brother extending his hand out holding a muffin while saying &amp;quot;Wanna muffin?&amp;quot; while his other hand was shoved down the front of his pants.  Koop was appalled and declined the offer of the muffin, and the boy shrugged and began eating the muffin and walked off.  After Tim's brother left to go upstairs, Koop explained to Tim why Koop couldn't stop laughing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey, hey, wanna muffin?&lt;br /&gt;
Got a treat in my other hand&lt;br /&gt;
Don't know where my fingers been&lt;br /&gt;
But trust, it's all fun, no plan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Got a sweet treat, take a bite&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, hey, wanna muffin?&lt;br /&gt;
Got a snack that's oh so grand&lt;br /&gt;
Might be crumbs on my shirt&lt;br /&gt;
But it's all part of the fun, understand&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Get a taste, it's outta sight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (Muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Got my fingers, doing a dance&lt;br /&gt;
Eating sweet treats while I prance&lt;br /&gt;
With my right hand down my pants&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, hey, now you're laughin'&lt;br /&gt;
Sugar rush, come join the band&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Watchful Eye ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's cat, KK (literally named &amp;quot;KK&amp;quot; after &amp;quot;Koop's Kitten&amp;quot;), who is almost always present during the show, watching over everything that transpires during the program.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;KK's watchful eye&lt;br /&gt;
Games played on the drunk side&lt;br /&gt;
Floating up high&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In her gaze, the scenes align&lt;br /&gt;
Threads of chaos dance in time&lt;br /&gt;
She ensures the game is fine&lt;br /&gt;
On the board, the pieces move,&lt;br /&gt;
Her mind’s sharp, she’s in the groove,&lt;br /&gt;
She won’t let the chaos reign,&lt;br /&gt;
Guiding lines, through each refrain,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
KK's watchful eye&lt;br /&gt;
Games played on the drunk side&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Through the laughter and the cheer,&lt;br /&gt;
KK’s presence always near,&lt;br /&gt;
With a paw, she swipes and bends,&lt;br /&gt;
Making sure the fun transcends,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her fur streaked with shadow's light,&lt;br /&gt;
She keeps the balance, day and night&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== We Are the Home Girls ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about a time during the early 2000's when Koop, Jason, and Justin (AKA: Athiest Boy) lived together as room mates.  During this time in history, Jason and Koop surprised Justin with a very basic computer for him to get online with.  After getting him set up with his new system there was a humorous &amp;quot;Love on AOL&amp;quot; entry they found that had a very jolly looking lady whose screenname was titled &amp;quot;We're the Homegirls!&amp;quot;  Jason and Koop made this Justin's desktop background for him, which he was &amp;quot;overjoyed&amp;quot; with, given that at the time he didn't know how to undo it.  Around the same period of time another friend of theirs, Vavra, had convinced someone to bring a can of bread (yes, this is a real thing) to the Pizza Hut he worked at asking for &amp;quot;Apple Fritter&amp;quot; while Vavra hid in the back.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Apple Fritter's got nothing on me! (Apple Fritter)&lt;br /&gt;
Apple Fritter's got nothing on me! (Apple Fritter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, boys, don't leave me here all alone,&lt;br /&gt;
You can just leave that canned bread at home,&lt;br /&gt;
If Justin walks away from his PC,&lt;br /&gt;
Just set his desktop with a picture of me.&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
Who knew true love was on AOL,&lt;br /&gt;
I guess I got one more secret to tell,&lt;br /&gt;
Athiest Boy, I think I'm enamored,&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get some Boone's Farm and go get hammered!&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves, (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves, &lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,  (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!  (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!  (We are the home girls!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Weave of Resilience ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about baskets.  There's not much more to say about that.  Just baskets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Until the harvest's done&lt;br /&gt;
Until the job is spun&lt;br /&gt;
Don't you ever give in&lt;br /&gt;
No no never give in&lt;br /&gt;
Until the work's complete&lt;br /&gt;
Strength in every weave&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Baskets hold our daily bread, secure our every seed&lt;br /&gt;
Woven tales of diligence, they fulfill every need&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Raise up your baskets, hold them to the sky&lt;br /&gt;
Symbols of our toil, under the sun they dry&lt;br /&gt;
Let's sing for baskets, steadfast and so strong&lt;br /&gt;
In every fiber, our spirit lives on&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== We'll Just Fix it In Post ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's constant failing struggle to keep things working right during the show.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Did a Windows Update and now audio is broke&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
New feature doesn't work and now it's a joke&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Eight R4's? There should be just one!&lt;br /&gt;
WE'LL JUST FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Blood pressure's up. I am so done!&lt;br /&gt;
JUST FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chat messages aren't appearing?&lt;br /&gt;
SO WE'LL FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't even change anything!&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, why can't anything just work as planned?&lt;br /&gt;
Think I said something dumb; will we be banned?&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Antiquated hardware and stupidity don't mix well.&lt;br /&gt;
Getting things to work right is a literal hell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes I think we've had a pretty good run.&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
I've got ninety-nine problems but Twitch ain't one!&lt;br /&gt;
WE'LL JUST FIX IT IN POST!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
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		<title>Countdown Music</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Changed layout&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Prior to the start of the show, Koop runs a countdown that showcases the games planned for the night while Koop works with R4 on making sure everything is running smoothly prior to the start.  Historically, there was background music comprised of royalty free tunes, but starting with episode #619 (&amp;quot;We Witnessed an x5&amp;quot;) Koop introduced a full selection of custom made songs, each with some relevance to GFtDS lore, comedic style, and/or have a special backstory.  The following are those songs, and the significance to their lyrics.&lt;br /&gt;
==UPDATE: Due to the fact people seemed to hate Koop's custom made music, these countdown musical selections were reverted back to the slightly-less-despised royalty free options starting with episode #708.==&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Lyrics in red are lyrics directly written by Koop&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: blue'&amp;gt;Lyrics in blue are lyrics generated by AI via prompts Koop provided&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: purple'&amp;gt;Lyrics in purple were a unique combined effort of significant manual effort along with AI prompting by Koop&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Angry Sleeps ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop will occasionally go to bed early and angry as a means of dealing with a relatively bad or upsetting day.  His sleeping generally results in dreams where he's just having a normal day working, or getting shot at or hunted down, though, so the trade off from reality isn't exactly much benefit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Angry (oh angry, angry) Angry sleeps&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna dream away my anger,&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna count those freakin' sheeps&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While this world falls apart around you&lt;br /&gt;
And you feel like a piece of crap&lt;br /&gt;
Just put this existence behind you&lt;br /&gt;
And have yourself an angry nap&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you wake, things won't be better&lt;br /&gt;
And you can't hide like this forever&lt;br /&gt;
But this world's such a joyless endeavor&lt;br /&gt;
Might as well be grumpy and do whatever&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wake up, and then go to work &lt;br /&gt;
Maybe eat, and then go to bed&lt;br /&gt;
Don't think about this routine too much &lt;br /&gt;
Or it'll hurt your head&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They say never go to bed mad&lt;br /&gt;
But that's just for couples only&lt;br /&gt;
Think of all the girlfriends you've never had&lt;br /&gt;
And how you're so freakin' lonely&lt;br /&gt;
(Hahaha, such a loser!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Such sleep is not a refuge&lt;br /&gt;
When you get so irate&lt;br /&gt;
Yet somehow this is better&lt;br /&gt;
As it fills your heart and dreams with hate&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Angry (oh angry, angry) Angry sleeps&lt;br /&gt;
You can't fix everything that's wrong&lt;br /&gt;
Just be mad about it and nap strong&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Anna Kendrick News ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Anna Kendrick News]], with a reference to Koop's [[Mailing_To_Anna]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Closing in on midnight&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna get my news  tonight&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday Koop reports the news&lt;br /&gt;
With Anna Kendrick facts we all can use&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's that movie she was in?&lt;br /&gt;
How does she stay so neat?&lt;br /&gt;
Where has she gone? Where has she been?&lt;br /&gt;
What size are her feet? (Size seven!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Who's she dating? What's she wearing?&lt;br /&gt;
How's she so funny and still a fox?&lt;br /&gt;
When is her brand new movie airing?&lt;br /&gt;
Why did Koop send her socks?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
TV, movies, history, and even interviews!&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
She ain't hooked on any drugs; She's not abusing booze!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's she really like on set?&lt;br /&gt;
Why hasn't she fired her agent yet?&lt;br /&gt;
Does she have a private stylist?&lt;br /&gt;
Will she send Koop a cease and desist?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
TV, movies, history, and even interviews!&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
C'mon guys, she's not on drugs; She's NOT abusing booze!!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Back Gravy ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Back Gravy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;When fear takes hold&lt;br /&gt;
It’s such a disgrace&lt;br /&gt;
A moment so bold&lt;br /&gt;
But I can’t erase&lt;br /&gt;
That midnight mark&lt;br /&gt;
(It’s spreading near)&lt;br /&gt;
In the dark, silent and clear&lt;br /&gt;
Feel the chill, as it draws near&lt;br /&gt;
Back gravy, can't conceal the stain&lt;br /&gt;
Embarrassment, like acid rain&lt;br /&gt;
What’s this mess (mess, mess)&lt;br /&gt;
A creeping trail that won’t disguise&lt;br /&gt;
A mark of stress, oh, the rude surprise&lt;br /&gt;
Ghost knuckles, oh what's that pain?&lt;br /&gt;
A phantom grip that leaves a stain&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In techno lights, the shadow's clear&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing to hide, the truth revealed&lt;br /&gt;
Embarrassment too real to feel&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, in the beat, that phantom thread&lt;br /&gt;
We dance around, but it's in our head&lt;br /&gt;
A flicker bright as memories spread&lt;br /&gt;
And when you turn, ghost knuckles, dread&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Be Sure to Wash Your Hands ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song in reference to Jason's closing remarks a few times when ending the show to &amp;quot;Wash your hands&amp;quot;.             &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Wash your hands now)&lt;br /&gt;
Got soap and water, baby&lt;br /&gt;
(Clean it all down)&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and scrub it&lt;br /&gt;
Till you love it&lt;br /&gt;
(Wash your hands now)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Washhhhhh your hands.&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and keep those digits clean.&lt;br /&gt;
Washhhhhh your hands.&lt;br /&gt;
Make your cleanliness be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Hey, yo! Let's get a friggin saxophone up in here!&lt;br /&gt;
[Sax Solo]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If cleanliness is next to godliness,&lt;br /&gt;
Then don't get diarrhea, yo&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Big Time ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Big Follows]].  The intro of the song actually includes the actual text from one of the [[Big Follows]] messages we've received during the show, but with the website address censored out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hello, sorry for bothering you&lt;br /&gt;
I want to offer promotion of your channel, viewers, followers, views, chat bots, etc...The price is lower than any competitor, the quality is guaranteed to be the best.   Flexible and convenient order management panel, chat panel, everything is in your hands, a huge number of custom settings. Go to &amp;lt;censored&amp;gt; dot com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Big Follows has graced us today,&lt;br /&gt;
We can have viewers so long as we pay,&lt;br /&gt;
Only top quality views,&lt;br /&gt;
You bring the eyeballs, I bring the booze.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== CC Song 1 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband. A song created on Garageband by Koop, who was still trying to figure out how to create songs in Garageband, and his cat, [[CC]] (Koop's daughter named the cat Chocolate Cake, but Koop referred to her as CC for short), was in the room, so he made a reference to her when recording his vocals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey, yo, CC!  &lt;br /&gt;
Ughhhhh&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Circuit Breaker ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the show's lovable (but often faulty) droid, [[R4-GFtDS]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Uh oh oh, R4&lt;br /&gt;
Look at ya go, R4&lt;br /&gt;
What do you know, R4?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh oh, make it so, R4&lt;br /&gt;
Uh ohhhh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Hindrance ship is in shambles, and R4 scrambles&lt;br /&gt;
Trying to manage all the functions he handles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dangit, what broke now?  &lt;br /&gt;
R4-GFtDS is to blame&lt;br /&gt;
Such a dumb droid, wow!  &lt;br /&gt;
And such a stupid name!&lt;br /&gt;
And such a lazy, idiotic, stupid name!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some say he's overworked and underpaid&lt;br /&gt;
He's a robot, so: never been laid (Hey!!  It's a family show!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But even though, if that's the case&lt;br /&gt;
He needs to work harder and pick up the pace&lt;br /&gt;
Fewer problems, no more errors&lt;br /&gt;
Stop calling Koop and Jason &amp;quot;terrors&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Listen to them, and do your work&lt;br /&gt;
Be a useful droid, and not a jerk&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Uh oh, R4 (R4), uh oh, R4 (R4)&lt;br /&gt;
Uh oh, R4 (R4), uh oh, R4 (R4)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dang it, R4, just do your job!&lt;br /&gt;
You're going to make Koop start to sob&lt;br /&gt;
R4 (R4), please mend your ways&lt;br /&gt;
Tell us these issues are just a phase&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Listen to me, and to what we sing&lt;br /&gt;
Do you really want re-programming?&lt;br /&gt;
Fix your sh--, and bring the guys a brew &lt;br /&gt;
So dumb, it's like Koop programmed you&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Cowuhflowhuh Eahurh ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the condition called cauliflower ear. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Face was against the mat for too long&lt;br /&gt;
Could tell from the swelling something was wrong&lt;br /&gt;
My cartilage is lumpy and full of pus&lt;br /&gt;
Comes with the territory: so let's discuss&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ears looking like some burnt mashed potato&lt;br /&gt;
If I squeeze one open it sprays out mayo&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta be careful or they may just pop&lt;br /&gt;
Clean up that chunky mess with a bucket and mop&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I should probably do something, but I don't know what&lt;br /&gt;
Been so long now that my ears have swelled shut&lt;br /&gt;
The chunks are all hardened and stiff to the touch&lt;br /&gt;
Chopping them off completely wouldn't bother me much&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Download Game ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about &amp;quot;[[Download Game|The Download Game]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Time to play a game, and it's gonna be grand!&lt;br /&gt;
Got the PC on (yeah!), controller's in hand!&lt;br /&gt;
Launching Steam now, this is why we all came!&lt;br /&gt;
(Neat!)  There's an update!  It's time for the Download Game!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm so good at this one, just gotta sit and stare&lt;br /&gt;
A game so perfect, nothing else can compare&lt;br /&gt;
Watching that progress bar might make it go faster&lt;br /&gt;
Just sit back and watch this Download Game master&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Download Game!  (yeah!) Download Game! &lt;br /&gt;
Started ages ago but progress still looks the same!&lt;br /&gt;
Are you working, are you broken, or are you just frozen?&lt;br /&gt;
You're the funnest game I've never ever chosen! (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Watching those bit go by, it's such a neat thrill!&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing more fun than watching that progress bar fill!&lt;br /&gt;
We were at zero percent, but now we're at eight!&lt;br /&gt;
All I can say is this Download Game is so great! (YEAH!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Download Game!  (yeah!) Download Game! &lt;br /&gt;
Started ages ago but progress still looks the same!&lt;br /&gt;
Are you working, are you broken, or are you just frozen?&lt;br /&gt;
You're the funnest game I've never ever chosen! (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know I'm being modest when I say I'm so good at this&lt;br /&gt;
Playing the Download Game is full of pure bliss.&lt;br /&gt;
Man, time really flies!  Don't know where it all went&lt;br /&gt;
Look at us now, we're at one-hundred percent! (yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Exercise Beat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Triscuit Exercise of the Week]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Come on (come on)&lt;br /&gt;
Get up on your feet&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit makes good snacks to eat&lt;br /&gt;
They don't (yet) sponsor us, but that's okay&lt;br /&gt;
Do the Triscuit Exercise of the Week Today&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How many reps? (Triscuit!)&lt;br /&gt;
Can feel it in your core.&lt;br /&gt;
In another week (Yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
You can do it some more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ohhh, Triscuit Exercise of the Week&lt;br /&gt;
You're the health plan that I seek&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit, let me say before I digress,&lt;br /&gt;
You should really consider sponsoring GFtDS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Scratch at your belly&lt;br /&gt;
Free those enzymes&lt;br /&gt;
Sweat's so smelly&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit exercise times!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Watch your form &lt;br /&gt;
and don't over-do it,&lt;br /&gt;
Your body's warm,&lt;br /&gt;
So go ahead and sit (Sit!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Glden Bull ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song related to a series of spam emails Koop has been receiving regularly for almost half a decade on almost a daily basis, which he manually forwards to Jason.  Each email is somehow different, and is sent between 1-2 times a day from &amp;quot;Golden Bull&amp;quot; and directed to someone the GldenBull website thinks is named Emma.  Koop never signed up for these emails, but the fact he gets them humors him.  Most of the emails claim to offer Emma some sort of Native American shaman ceremonies for a cost and the result is promised to be unfathomable wealth.  Other emails are warnings of impending doom if Emma doesn't pay for Golden Bull's services to ward off evil spirits or whatnot.  If you go to the website there is only one image of the infamous Golden Bull, and if you inspect the image it's aptly named, &amp;quot;character.webp&amp;quot;, so Koop threw in a little line that wasn't in the emails related to this insight.  Another fun fact is that the website, despite being touted as a Native American shaman living in the US, is actually owned and operated by someone in Reykjavik, Iceland according to the ICANN database.  The lyrics for the song are in purple because the creation of the lyrics was not exactly just the work of Udio's AI, but several hours of manuallys organizing email content, utilizing ChatGPT, and many many iterations of prompts to get the lyrics written.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: purple&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The fire was dim but sparked again, now burning bright forever,&lt;br /&gt;
A red crow cried, its chilling sound still echoes in me.&lt;br /&gt;
Golden Bull, your guide and friend, with wisdom deep, I now extend,&lt;br /&gt;
I’ve sent you emails, can’t you see? The path ahead is wild and free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trust in Golden Bull, your path is clear; a brighter future’s drawing near,&lt;br /&gt;
Move quickly, don’t let time slip away, a new dawn begins today.&lt;br /&gt;
The wolf, the eagle, all take flight, guiding you through darkest night,&lt;br /&gt;
But Emma, why no word from you? I’m worried, don’t you feel it too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The white eagle soars, the wolf howls loud; these signs will break the darkest cloud,&lt;br /&gt;
The talisman of strength you hold, will guide you to the lands of gold.&lt;br /&gt;
Golden Bull knows the way, the truth within you starts today.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trust in Golden Bull, your path is clear; a brighter future’s drawing near,&lt;br /&gt;
I’ve sent you notes, I’ve sent you signs, please don’t ignore these sacred lines.&lt;br /&gt;
The hawk, the bear, all spirits strong, will guide you where you now belong,&lt;br /&gt;
But Emma, why no word from you? I’m worried, don’t you feel it too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But now the time has come to see, my birth name is Character Web P.,&lt;br /&gt;
I’m Golden Bull, your guide, your friend, with you until the very end.&lt;br /&gt;
The talisman will light the way, as Golden Bull leads you today.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Golden Naps ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A simple song about someone who finds joy in watching someone sleeping and hoping they'll pee their pants in their sleep, only to get too excited when it happens and wakes up the sleeping individual.  This one was particularly fun to create as unlike most of the Udio songs, Koop let the AI generate all the lyrics based on Koop's prompts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Taking notes, can't believe my eyes tonight&lt;br /&gt;
Every breath you take, it's such a sight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Giddy grins, when your lips part in sleep&lt;br /&gt;
Hopin' you don't mind, secrets I keep&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drool so sweet, a sign you're deep in dreams&lt;br /&gt;
Wonder if tonight, you'll let go streams&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And as you twist and turn, I hold my breath&lt;br /&gt;
Can’t help but laugh, you make a mess&lt;br /&gt;
Every sigh, it's like a melody&lt;br /&gt;
Love the way you drift, so wild and free&lt;br /&gt;
If you wake, will you be mad to know?&lt;br /&gt;
That I watched you dream, with such a glow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Midnight whispers, couldn't hold inside&lt;br /&gt;
Every twitch you make, feels like a ride&lt;br /&gt;
Heartbeats race, when your lashes flutter&lt;br /&gt;
In my head, I’m singing like no other&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But then your eyes, they open wide, you see me here&lt;br /&gt;
You scream and shout, I'm filled with fear&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Good Job, Koop ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's catchphrase &amp;quot;I did a really good job,&amp;quot; but sang from the perspective of when viewership appeases his ego by telling Koop he did a good job (when it's generally a menial task).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[verse]&lt;br /&gt;
Something stupid broke three whole weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
You try to fix the bug.  You should just do the show.&lt;br /&gt;
Eight more weeks go by.  The problem still remains.&lt;br /&gt;
It could have been fixed if you just had some brains.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two more stupid issues come up.&lt;br /&gt;
You're angry and irate.&lt;br /&gt;
You take a big drink from your cup.&lt;br /&gt;
What's broken you create.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You make a little change here and there.&lt;br /&gt;
What's this, you ACTUALLY fixed something?!!&lt;br /&gt;
Nobody else honestly seems to care,&lt;br /&gt;
And so, that's why we sing:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
We still think you're a nincompoop,&lt;br /&gt;
But we guess you fixed your prob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So now you're focused on the game at hand.&lt;br /&gt;
Gameplay you don't seem to understand.&lt;br /&gt;
It's like you've never played a game before.&lt;br /&gt;
You take three steps and you die some more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's an hour in.  You've died yet again.&lt;br /&gt;
You'd think practice would make you get better.&lt;br /&gt;
We've forgotten how many times that's been.&lt;br /&gt;
As a loser you're a real trend-setter!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You try and try, and then you try some more.&lt;br /&gt;
It's aggravating watching you play.&lt;br /&gt;
OH MY GOD! You've reached the next floor!!!&lt;br /&gt;
And this is why we say:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
People say that you look like poop,&lt;br /&gt;
And the ladies all think you're a slob!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heyyyyyyy, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
Ugliest person in your friend group,&lt;br /&gt;
And you're shaped like an amorphous blob!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Gravy Intruders ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Another Udio song where Koop gave AI full reign of the lyrics based on his prompts.  He thought it would be fun to try some different musical stylings, and the idea of someone who was overly protective of their gravy would be humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;All they do is dip, they cross the line, uh&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak they fingers in my gravy, it's a crime, yeah&lt;br /&gt;
I just wanna eat without them lunchtime thugs&lt;br /&gt;
They sneakin' in, contaminating my grub, aye&lt;br /&gt;
I got that sauce, they can't resist the flow&lt;br /&gt;
I tell 'em back up, let my gravy bowl go&lt;br /&gt;
Every meal it's the same, they interrupting&lt;br /&gt;
I'm 'bout to lay down some rules, won't tell 'em nothin'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I hate it, I hate it, my gravy they take it, invade it&lt;br /&gt;
They breachin', no asking, just takin'&lt;br /&gt;
They dip, they dive, fingers in my plate, why&lt;br /&gt;
They crave the taste, but bruh, that's mine, bye&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta lock it down, secure the spot&lt;br /&gt;
Find another sauce, 'cause mine's too hot&lt;br /&gt;
They got sticky hands thinkin' they so sly&lt;br /&gt;
I'ma draw the line, say yo, not this time&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No more, no more, my gravy's on lock, no score&lt;br /&gt;
They reaching, not finding, my gravy's all mine&lt;br /&gt;
Got my eyes peeled, guardin' my terrain, uh&lt;br /&gt;
Fingerprints on my plate, ain't playin' games, nah&lt;br /&gt;
They try to sneak a taste, I'm wise to their plot&lt;br /&gt;
Got my gravy on lockdown, it's all I got, for real&lt;br /&gt;
I'm just tryna dine in peace, keep to my side&lt;br /&gt;
But they creepin' round my table like some gravy spies, yeah&lt;br /&gt;
I lay my napkin down, it's like a flag unfurled&lt;br /&gt;
Mark my territory, this is my gravy world&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's a no-fly zone, around my gravy plate&lt;br /&gt;
Try to cop a swipe, but they too late&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Iron Jason / Iron Jason (Anomaly) ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Iron Jason]].  There are two versions of this song, as the Udio AI literally had a breakdown at one point and just started screaming in the song when it was never prompted to.  The randomness of the generation made Koop almost spit out his water when he was reviewing the entry, so after speaking with Jason they agreed both versions should exist in the lineup.  A reference to &amp;quot;big doints (in Amish)&amp;quot; is a callback to a viral video clip of a heavy set guy saying this catchphrase (although I think that guys was trying to say &amp;quot;doinks&amp;quot;) while smoking in front of some cornstalks.  A video somewhere exists of Jason recording himself in the winter and jokingly mimicked the clip using his winter breath as though it was smoke and saying this same catchphrase.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;A tense feeling's in the air&lt;br /&gt;
He's got that dire icy stare&lt;br /&gt;
His determination is infinite&lt;br /&gt;
He fights and fights; he won't submit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hitting the buttons with such intensity&lt;br /&gt;
His skills seem extrasensory&lt;br /&gt;
He won't give up, he will not fail&lt;br /&gt;
Hell yeah, in the end Iron Jason will prevail!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Iron!  Iron Jason!&lt;br /&gt;
Fighting towards our destination!&lt;br /&gt;
You're the gamer on whom we depend!&lt;br /&gt;
We know this time you'll reach the end!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Amazing to watch someone so skilled!&lt;br /&gt;
Don't give Koop controls: he'll get you killed!&lt;br /&gt;
So many wins, so many points&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's got those big fat doints (in Amish!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Iron Jason!! (Yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== It's Only Dreamz ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the time when Koop was in college and took a trip to Japan with his friend, Vavra (RIP), to visit their friend, Clark, who was living there at the time working for a local prefecture teaching and working as a translator.  During their trip, Vavra and Koop traveled the country and had many adventures, but when visiting Tokyo the two were needing a place to stay and due to Koop's inability to read Japanese, and Vavra's limited recollection of the language from high school, they ended up accidentally booking a one night stay in a love hotel.  When they got to the room the reality of the situation set in when they spotted the heart-shaped bed and only pornographic channels were available on the tv.  In the room there was an advertisement for mail-in adult products.  The wording of one ad on the pamphlet they found was, &amp;quot;Have you ever dreamed of a flying high,&amp;quot; and it became a recurring comical reference from that point on.  Vavra slept on the bed that night while Koop insisted on sleeping on a wicker bench which was the only other form of furniture in the room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's dusty vibrations,&lt;br /&gt;
With a heart-shaped bed,&lt;br /&gt;
And a wicker bench &lt;br /&gt;
that really hurts my head,&lt;br /&gt;
This experience we'll look back on and laugh,&lt;br /&gt;
But for now I just need a 10 hour bath.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== It's Webbin Time ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song in reference to Koop's rant from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2OCugwCE6A Koop's rant about the movie &amp;quot;Madame Web&amp;quot;] from episode #610: &amp;quot;The Needful Was Done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Madame Web,&amp;quot; you have done so much.&lt;br /&gt;
You fix and heal everything you touch.&lt;br /&gt;
No more sepsis, no more disease.&lt;br /&gt;
Blindness is cured, no one disagrees.&lt;br /&gt;
Half-polio is but history,&lt;br /&gt;
You're a cinematic victory.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Madame Web,&amp;quot; your plot lines run so deep,&lt;br /&gt;
Your costumes and F-X don't all look cheap&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to &amp;quot;The Marvels&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Eternals&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
They paved the way to your masterpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
Because of you, there is no sickness,&lt;br /&gt;
We may now only have world peace.&lt;br /&gt;
So brave, and yet, so stunning,&lt;br /&gt;
You redefine great motion pictures.&lt;br /&gt;
So thoughtful and so cunning,&lt;br /&gt;
One day you'll be in the scriptures.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Lost in the Chat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop misses chat messages and when he doesn't he tends to misread or not understand, like he's an idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey Koop, why don't you read chat?&lt;br /&gt;
You blind or just too good for that?&lt;br /&gt;
We've been trying to message you&lt;br /&gt;
The text is there, so here's your cue.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Put down your dang beverages&lt;br /&gt;
And read our freaking messages&lt;br /&gt;
You've ignored us for far too long&lt;br /&gt;
We are right and you are wrong&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
You stupid, or are you just illiterate?&lt;br /&gt;
I feel we're being quite considerate.&lt;br /&gt;
Ignoring chat like some kind of idiot&lt;br /&gt;
Your job is just basically to sit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You seriously can't be that unaware&lt;br /&gt;
Your are dumb, or maybe you just don't care&lt;br /&gt;
Consider this intervention, not an attack&lt;br /&gt;
But I'll be wanting all those super chats back&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh great, so now you're finally tryin to read&lt;br /&gt;
You struggle as you try to get back up to speed&lt;br /&gt;
Should probably give up and just concede&lt;br /&gt;
Hearing you speak is making my ears bleed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reading like you never graduated 1st grade&lt;br /&gt;
You're just as horrible at that game you played&lt;br /&gt;
Can't read, can't play, can't comprehend, can't decide&lt;br /&gt;
Only thing you're good at is gettin' chunky and wide&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Midnight Munchies ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's snacking habits during the show, but from the perspective of what is to believed the average female viewer. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Jason's burnin' up them calories&lt;br /&gt;
Let's skip all those formalities&lt;br /&gt;
He's gotta eat so he can stay strong&lt;br /&gt;
And play video games all night long&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's burnin' up them calories&lt;br /&gt;
Let's skip all those formalities&lt;br /&gt;
He's gotta eat so he can stay strong&lt;br /&gt;
And play video games all night long&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
He's got mini muffins, and some sugar cookies&lt;br /&gt;
He's got Frito-Lay Munch: mislabeled as &amp;quot;Munchies&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Crackers, pretzels, M&amp;amp;M's and more&lt;br /&gt;
It's never ending, he's got the whole store&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
He's going in for another bite&lt;br /&gt;
I could watch Jason eating all night&lt;br /&gt;
Chewing his food all into a pulp&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh hell yeah!) He's thirsty now and taking a big gulp!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, Jason, what's your next snack?&lt;br /&gt;
Open those treats and start to unpack! (nom nom)&lt;br /&gt;
If you eat too much you might sleep on stream&lt;br /&gt;
We'll watch and wonder just what you might dream!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He's such a stud, and he looks so yummy&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, Jason, put those snacks in your tummy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom, NOM NOM!! &lt;br /&gt;
(Mmmmm, so good)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Mowing Hat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's amazing mowing hat (hats (plural) now, since his wife got him a bunch of different ones) that he wears when he mows, and sometimes wears on the show.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;With that hat, he's charming&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's mowing, it's a grand affair&lt;br /&gt;
All the neighbors stop to stare&lt;br /&gt;
When he's grinning, hearts are winning&lt;br /&gt;
So they chant what you want, what you need&lt;br /&gt;
He’s a star in that mowing cap (star in that mowing cap)&lt;br /&gt;
In the sunshine, it gleams so bright&lt;br /&gt;
On his head, it feels just right&lt;br /&gt;
Every lady's caught his eye&lt;br /&gt;
With each pass, he cuts and flies&lt;br /&gt;
He's their hero in disguise&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When he's strutting in that mowing cap&lt;br /&gt;
And the breeze just flatters his stance&lt;br /&gt;
He trims with precision, an art of romance&lt;br /&gt;
With every wave, they swoon aside&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, that hat, it's more than just pride&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They whisper softly, 'Who's that man?'&lt;br /&gt;
Behind the brim, he’s got a plan&lt;br /&gt;
In that hat, he's bold and grand&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's stride, a rhythmic band&lt;br /&gt;
Whispers chase him, through the yard&lt;br /&gt;
Like a siren, in their hearts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With each mow, a story told&lt;br /&gt;
Dreams of him, a sight to behold&lt;br /&gt;
He's a legend in their tales&lt;br /&gt;
Mower's hum, like love-filled gales&lt;br /&gt;
Every step, a hero's march&lt;br /&gt;
In that hat, he leaves his mark&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When he tips it, there's delight&lt;br /&gt;
In the garden's soft twilight&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== My Song ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband.  Koop's first attempt at making a song in Garageband.  He was confused by the setup, which is apparent from the song, as the lyrics are his voice modulated and questioning why it played music and then a long silence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The hell?&lt;br /&gt;
The hell... why?&lt;br /&gt;
It went dik dik dik dik and then stopped.&lt;br /&gt;
Hey!  &lt;br /&gt;
Dangit!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Nap Strong ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's favorite activity: sleeping, which utilizes Koop's catchphrase of &amp;quot;Nap Strong,&amp;quot; that was also printed on the inside of the show's custom printed silicone bracelets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Got 30k&lt;br /&gt;
On that count of thread&lt;br /&gt;
Out of my way&lt;br /&gt;
I'm off to bed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My pillow calls&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna count some sheep&lt;br /&gt;
Rest my eyeballs&lt;br /&gt;
And drift off to sleep&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz I gotta NAP STRONG!!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&lt;br /&gt;
All night long!&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna nap strong!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!!)&lt;br /&gt;
All day long!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So come on, now &lt;br /&gt;
Let me get some rest&lt;br /&gt;
I can show you how&lt;br /&gt;
I get all decompressed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Blanket tight 'n snugglin'&lt;br /&gt;
Drooling and some mumblin'&lt;br /&gt;
Dreaming oh so vividly&lt;br /&gt;
Quality REM activity!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmmmmmmmm&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz I gotta NAP STRONG!!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&lt;br /&gt;
All night long!&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna nap strong!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!!)&lt;br /&gt;
All dayyyyyyyyyyyy long!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Ohhhhh, yeah!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Nightwatchings ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Games From the Drunk Side.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The boys are up late on the Hindrance ship, &lt;br /&gt;
Koop's got a drink, he's taking a sip, &lt;br /&gt;
Jason's in-game in his mowing hat,&lt;br /&gt;
R4 scrambles to moderate chat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Games From the Drunk Side&amp;quot; is now engaged,&lt;br /&gt;
Technical issues: now Koop's enraged.&lt;br /&gt;
He rants and raves, saying what he thinks&lt;br /&gt;
Chat earns &amp;quot;Sips&amp;quot; and is sending Koop drinks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Games, and laughs, and drinks Koop swallows,&lt;br /&gt;
If we're lucky we'll get Big Follows!&lt;br /&gt;
Stay up later for the Anna Kendrick News,&lt;br /&gt;
And laugh at any instance of stupid baby shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(Baby shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
Baby  shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(They're so stupid)&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(So freakin' stupid)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Ode to Anna ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's celebrity crush, Anna Kendrick, with references to the ongoing joke caused by a glitch by Alexa during one of the shows when Alexa stated someone (NOT Anna Kendrick) ran over pedestrians while drunk driving when Koop asked for something related to Anna.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;She's the light on every stage&lt;br /&gt;
With a smile that turns the page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna's here to stay, oh yes&lt;br /&gt;
With a heart so pure, she's the best&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She never takes to roads unwise&lt;br /&gt;
Keeps her focus on the prize&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
She'll have a drink, but will not drive.&lt;br /&gt;
She rather keep those folks alive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, there is no one hotter&lt;br /&gt;
And she's never done vehicular manslaughter&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Oh Baby ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Back in middle school, Koop and Jason would hang out at Jason's house playing computer games.  In a time before cell phones were commonplace, and with only one pc, when Koop wasn't actively playing on the computer he'd get antsy and spent his time annoying Jason from time to time.  Once such annoyance was when Koop turned the wooden chair he was sitting on around, and then lifting his shirt and sticking his belly to the chair.  The chair had a decorative hole on the back, which Koop used to showcase his bellybutton.  Koop then proceeded to pinch his belly button so it looked like it was talking while referring to it as &amp;quot;Baby Antinaos&amp;quot; and giggling saying, &amp;quot;don't tickle me, Baby Antinaos!&amp;quot;  If memory serves me correctly, Jason was very much annoyed and wanted to punch Koop.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey baby, I see you there&lt;br /&gt;
Your cherub-y face all cover in hair&lt;br /&gt;
You helped me through my dark times and lows&lt;br /&gt;
All I can say is don't tickle me, Baby Antinaos!&lt;br /&gt;
Baby, baby baby, Antinaos!&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't come to wash dishes go home!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Panda Express Anticipation ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  An ongoing joke when playing the game &amp;quot;Drunken Wrestlers 2&amp;quot; on the show is from an episode where a frequent player (and apparently someone with close ties to the developer of the game) Koop and Jason would run into, BDK, would show up.  During a game Koop made up a story in the in-game chat that after the fights BDK was going to take Jason and Koop to Panda Express.  They would continue this announcement frequently during the game and even got other players involved who stated they knew BDK when they wouldn't see him join in on their game.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Take Jason &lt;br /&gt;
And Koop &lt;br /&gt;
To Panda &lt;br /&gt;
Express!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me when we'll dine today?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will we get sesame chicken?&lt;br /&gt;
With soy sauce, it’s finger lickin’&lt;br /&gt;
Kung pao shrimp and broccoli beef, &lt;br /&gt;
Dreaming of flavorful feasts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
BDK said he'd treat us right,&lt;br /&gt;
After the game's done, it's Panda Express delight&lt;br /&gt;
Spicy orange chicken, oh so fresh&lt;br /&gt;
Honey walnut shrimp, &lt;br /&gt;
We won't settle for less&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Pepe's Melody ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Koop's mother was a grade school teacher, and occasionally would bring home classroom animals over the summer break.  One such classroom pet was a guinea pig named Pepe.  Koop found out that when he pet him on his back, Pepe would lift his head up in the air and squeal loudly.  It seemed comical, so Koop would play Blur's song &amp;quot;Tax Collector&amp;quot; and would pet him to show Jason how Pepe would react.  This happened a few times, but the practice was promptly stopped after a few weeks when Koop noticed that the poor animal had been ripping his own hair out.  What seemed like a happy time for the animal was actually torment, and Koop felt horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, magic's real when you're with Pepe&lt;br /&gt;
Stroke his back and he'll start to sway&lt;br /&gt;
Doesn't make sense not to dance along&lt;br /&gt;
His tiny voice turns into song&lt;br /&gt;
So much charm, so much glee&lt;br /&gt;
So why not join his melody?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, hey there Pepe! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Let's see some more,&lt;br /&gt;
Let's hear some Blur&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe &amp;quot;Tax Collector&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eyes are buggin',&lt;br /&gt;
Dancing ensues,&lt;br /&gt;
What's with this hair,&lt;br /&gt;
You start to lose?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh no, Pepe, let's skip that track,&lt;br /&gt;
You've ripped out all the hair from your back,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry, bud, but that's just no good,&lt;br /&gt;
We'd take it back if we know we could.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pepe, Pepe, this is your song,&lt;br /&gt;
Let us say, we know now we were wrong,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If we knew we'd have left you alone,&lt;br /&gt;
Now we're sad and we must atone.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Peppernips, Where Art Thou ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  During a call Koop had with The Jimmer where he was helping Jimmer with some computer issues, he was asking about Jimmer's pets.  Koop couldn't remember one of his dog's names, but for some reason thought &amp;quot;Peppernips&amp;quot; was the name (it was actually &amp;quot;Cricket&amp;quot;).  Koop thought the dog name he thought of was humorous, so he thought having AI create a song off of a prompt where a dog owner is frustrated that his dog only wants to spend time with his neighbor might be entertaining, so he created it.  The song has nothing to do with Cricket, though, other than the mistaken name Koop and Jimmer found humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Will I whine, beg or follow?&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I do, my friend&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yes I do, my friend&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just to have some time, with old Peppernips by my side&lt;br /&gt;
Neighbor, can't you see, he's supposed to stick by me&lt;br /&gt;
A simple howl, a friendly bark&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Perfectly Grilled ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song regarding Koop and Jason's ongoing argument about how each prefer ordering their steaks.  Since Koop wrote this song, he's defending his stance that &amp;quot;well done&amp;quot; is morally wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Charcoal, mesquite and hickory&lt;br /&gt;
Both well done and rare are contradictory&lt;br /&gt;
Rare should be common&lt;br /&gt;
And well done is a crime&lt;br /&gt;
If you over-cook your steak&lt;br /&gt;
You should be doing hard time&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beef is what a great meal makes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
Show that chef you care&lt;br /&gt;
Crispy steaks are big mistakes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
So order your steaks rare! (Yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on!  (come on, now!)&lt;br /&gt;
Eat a brisket and not briquette&lt;br /&gt;
This isn't some kind of challenge or bet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That cow died so that you can eat&lt;br /&gt;
Why'd you have to go n desecrate its meat&lt;br /&gt;
Steak so burnt n dry is a dang travesty&lt;br /&gt;
It's an insult to the cow, to you, AND to me &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh)&lt;br /&gt;
(Moooooooo)&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh)&lt;br /&gt;
(Moooooooo)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beef is what a great meal makes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
Show that chef you care&lt;br /&gt;
Crispy steaks are big mistakes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
So order your steaks rare! (Yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Power of Maneeeeee ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A sarcastic song Koop wrote about his ongoing frustration with Star Wars &amp;quot;The Acolyte,&amp;quot; the show's horrible writing, and the cast and crew seeming to not understand (nor respect) the original source material.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They got that thread,&lt;br /&gt;
Jedi good, Jedi bad&lt;br /&gt;
All the witches dead&lt;br /&gt;
Now that sister is sad&lt;br /&gt;
She's no Jedi,&lt;br /&gt;
She's a &amp;quot;mek-uh-nick&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Show is so good&lt;br /&gt;
It makes me sick&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
So exciting to see &lt;br /&gt;
These twins getting so far&lt;br /&gt;
Less destructive than when &lt;br /&gt;
Anakin blew up the Death Star&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
(female yelling)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Private Numbers ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop made using AI to write the lyrics for based on a prompt Koop thought would be funny where the singer is singing a children's song and asking the kids to sneak into their parent's wallet to provide the singer with their mom and dad's personal information found on their driver's license, credit cards, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, your mom's out shopping and dad's on a call&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak to the drawer, big or small&lt;br /&gt;
Flip through the cards, it's kinda fun&lt;br /&gt;
Reading numbers one by one&lt;br /&gt;
So much to find, so much to see&lt;br /&gt;
They're just numbers, come tell me&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Purple Rain ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's Brazilian Jujitsu nickname at his gym due to the fact he's a purple belt and historically would sweat excessively during sparring matches. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The match begins, the mat is dry.&lt;br /&gt;
Jason approaches&lt;br /&gt;
 Try not to cry.&lt;br /&gt;
You have your gear, and finger tape.&lt;br /&gt;
He smells your fear, there's no escape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Arms like iron, body like stone.&lt;br /&gt;
You see his eyes: he's in the zone.&lt;br /&gt;
Don't pick a fight with a super master doctor degree.&lt;br /&gt;
He's got you now.  You try to break free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He's in your guard, but he has the advantage.&lt;br /&gt;
He's in control from all your moves you mismanage.&lt;br /&gt;
He grapples you closer and tightens his grip.&lt;br /&gt;
That's when you feel the very first drip (drip, drip, drip)!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The desert canvas is now an ocean of pain!&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!! (Purple Rain! Purple Rain!)&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You panic now, and your moves are all trash.&lt;br /&gt;
His sweat puddles. As you flail it's all splash!&lt;br /&gt;
His strength and dampness are too much to outdo.&lt;br /&gt;
If you don't submit, he's likely to drown you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!  (Purple Rain! Purple Rain!)&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Raiiiiiiiin!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Put on the Popcorn ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband.  A song Koop wrote in Garageband that is just nonsense lyrics he came up with on the fly while testing the application out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;This is a song here&lt;br /&gt;
You're gonna listen to it&lt;br /&gt;
Like a baby chicken does&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn, put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He loves them chicken wings&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn, put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz it's on him&lt;br /&gt;
He don't like to eat 'em,&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
He likes to wear up&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz he's a chicken&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the, put on the, put on the)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Rasslemania ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Rasslemania]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's similar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Ding ding)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stadium lights are flashin'&lt;br /&gt;
The crowd is pumped and cheering&lt;br /&gt;
While the wrestlers enter in&lt;br /&gt;
That's crap acapella I'm hearing&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Koop looks sharp in his suit and tie&lt;br /&gt;
While Jason's sports his mowing hat&lt;br /&gt;
Excited to relay and classify&lt;br /&gt;
The madness n mayhem out on the mat &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's sim-you-lar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah! Anna Kendrick is reffing the match&lt;br /&gt;
They're swinging and there's a brutal face scratch&lt;br /&gt;
Swanton bombs and flying elbows&lt;br /&gt;
This is one of my favorite shows&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
This round's a real slobber knocker&lt;br /&gt;
Really getting molly whopped today&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna sit back and have myself a lager&lt;br /&gt;
And imagine when I'll be in that ring some day&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's similar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Reflections of the Cosmos ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's frequent questioning whether or not space is real.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;When you look at the moon,&lt;br /&gt;
That's not really the moon&lt;br /&gt;
It's just a reflection (reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Space!  Is it even real?&lt;br /&gt;
C'mon, man, what's the deal?&lt;br /&gt;
We can look at it, but what does that tell?&lt;br /&gt;
What are these scientists trying to sell?&lt;br /&gt;
Every map I see shows the world is flat&lt;br /&gt;
But I'm not dumb enough for that&lt;br /&gt;
Space, though, now that's the real question&lt;br /&gt;
Does it exist, or is it just an expression?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A figurative view of what's up above&lt;br /&gt;
Eyes deceive us from the science thereof&lt;br /&gt;
Analyze it, in every section&lt;br /&gt;
(reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is space even real? Is space even real?&lt;br /&gt;
I think it's time we need to make an appeal&lt;br /&gt;
Astronauts can say whatever they want&lt;br /&gt;
I'll write that plea in Jokerman font&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Rigged ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how everyone claims Koop has rigged [[Viewer Gaming]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh yeah, through my submission&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I enter competition&lt;br /&gt;
Despite Koop's admissions&lt;br /&gt;
I have my suspicions&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Viewer Gaming&amp;quot; commences&lt;br /&gt;
 My body then tenses&lt;br /&gt;
Because I watch my defenses&lt;br /&gt;
Against the attacks he dispenses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, how could we foreseen this?&lt;br /&gt;
I swing and, of course, it's a miss&lt;br /&gt;
I feel I'd be remiss&lt;br /&gt;
If we were to simply dismiss&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
He swears it's a fair fight&lt;br /&gt;
But something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, so how can Koop explain it?&lt;br /&gt;
If it's so dang flippin' legit&lt;br /&gt;
How come I seem to take a hit&lt;br /&gt;
And never gain some kind of benefit?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
It's been like this all night&lt;br /&gt;
And something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ahh, dangit, dude,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't want to be rude,&lt;br /&gt;
But when the results have been viewed,&lt;br /&gt;
I think you might just get sued!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
My legal case is air-tight&lt;br /&gt;
But something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's rigged!  It'd rigged!  It's rigged!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Saucy Serenade ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Ketchup Boy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
He’s got that bottle, baby&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and squirt it&lt;br /&gt;
'Till you love it&lt;br /&gt;
(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
The girls are fainting in his presence&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Spraying tomato-y essence&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
The girls are fainting in his presence&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Spraying his tomato-y essence&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Smiling like a god,&lt;br /&gt;
We are so lucky and so blessed,&lt;br /&gt;
They start to applaud,&lt;br /&gt;
Does this icon ever rest?&lt;br /&gt;
(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
How did we survive without you?&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Showcase your red tomato goo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Katsup Bay (Katsup Bay)&lt;br /&gt;
Katsup Bay (Katsup Bay)&lt;br /&gt;
Please don't ever go away!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Silent Predators ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop coaxed the AI into writing lyrics for in which diapers and underwear were carnivorous. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Uh-oh, in the night, they might creep, stealthy feet&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak to your dreams, as you slumber deep&lt;br /&gt;
Absorbing fears, not a peep&lt;br /&gt;
Innocent looks, but secrets they keep&lt;br /&gt;
So much to hide, so much deceit&lt;br /&gt;
Who knew the warnings were not just make-believe?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have to beware, of your underwear.&lt;br /&gt;
Diapers are demons without any hair.&lt;br /&gt;
Basking in tinkle and fecal remains,&lt;br /&gt;
Huggies or Pampers, they're not playing games.&lt;br /&gt;
The diapers absorb, and then they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
You were so much safer if you stayed in the womb.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Silent Torment ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop wrote surrounding his phobia of mimes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Terrifying faces painted&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Just know that it's you I've hated&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Scaring children at the park and the fair&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
When will that box run out of air&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
No one wants this act you're tryin' to sell&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
When you never speak it's creepy as hell&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
White and black all over your dumb face,&lt;br /&gt;
You're the reason why folks carry mace&lt;br /&gt;
There is no rope you stupid clown&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
If I had my way you'd be run out of town&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrorizing since my birth,&lt;br /&gt;
You should really question your worth,&lt;br /&gt;
It's not windy, there's no surprise,&lt;br /&gt;
You make me want to gouge out my eyes&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
You'll sneeze but you don't say ah-chew&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Worse than a moronic living statue&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You're not juggling and there is no rain,&lt;br /&gt;
Go back to the hellfire from whence you came&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Skunkape Serenade ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about a past coworker of Koop, Jason, and Jimmer (and even Josh and Jarrod at one point).  Although she pronounced most everything else normally, when it came to pronouncing &amp;quot;boxes&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;checks&amp;quot; she would pronounce them &amp;quot;botses&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;chets.&amp;quot;  This wouldn't have been as big of an issue except she had to announce over the company's intercom daily, &amp;quot;You may now order 'chets' and source.&amp;quot;  Over time this became something the guys dreaded to hear.  Jimmer had come up with the anecdote of her home life and the colorful moniker where her husband would hear her say &amp;quot;botses of chets&amp;quot; and her husband would respond in a gruff voice, &amp;quot;bite yer tongue!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I've been walkin' down the old dirt lane&lt;br /&gt;
Met Skunkape, she's a sight, made me shake&lt;br /&gt;
Her hair's the color of a summer's mornin' pee&lt;br /&gt;
But it's her words that made me think&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She says 'chets and source' with a grin, oh boy&lt;br /&gt;
Her husband's warnin', 'Bite yer tongue, no joy'&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Botses and chets,&lt;br /&gt;
Sits botses of chets.&lt;br /&gt;
You may now order chets and source!&lt;br /&gt;
Botses and chets,&lt;br /&gt;
Sits botses of chets.&lt;br /&gt;
Skunkape's husband wants a divorce.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Streaming with Streams ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop always says he has to pee really bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It was such a nice night,&lt;br /&gt;
Keeping my bladder leak-tight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then all a sudden comes the urge, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
My body has got to purge. (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
It's so bad, I'm goin' to burst, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh dear god, this is the worst. (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Feel like it's goin' to spray out my eyes,&lt;br /&gt;
Why is my bladder such a small size?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm really not an angry man, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
I just need to get to the can, (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm feeling highly explosive,&lt;br /&gt;
If I'm not safe, I gotta give.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think my face is turning blue. (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Chat yells &amp;quot;just go!&amp;quot; and I gotta do, (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Body's shaking, God I gotta piss,&lt;br /&gt;
How much longer can I endure this?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pissssssss!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Super Masters of Inquiry ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A classic rock song about Koop and Jason's ongoing quest to inform the world of knowledge beyond knowledge using their Super Master Doctor degrees spanning all of human wisdom.  They have a book on the subject, too, but at the time of this writing it's still in the editing stages before it will be able to be published.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Because of your defiance&lt;br /&gt;
Of understanding science&lt;br /&gt;
We take you on as clients&lt;br /&gt;
So stand on the shoulders of giants&lt;br /&gt;
(Super super super master doctor)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's the velocity of your pee?&lt;br /&gt;
How do baby shoes work?&lt;br /&gt;
You can actively agree&lt;br /&gt;
Or just sit in chat an lurk&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
(Super Super Super Super Master Doctors!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know light travels up most efficiently?&lt;br /&gt;
And mimes are not really human?&lt;br /&gt;
Indian food is not great (even if for free)&lt;br /&gt;
You should never eat so much cumin&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super (ohh!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super (ohh!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Jason and Koop will teach you the way&lt;br /&gt;
All you gotta do is pay (Super chats!)&lt;br /&gt;
They always know just what to say&lt;br /&gt;
With all the complex science they convey&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ohh Super! (super)&lt;br /&gt;
Master! (Master!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctors&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, Super! (SUPER!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master! (Master!) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctors&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Sweet Cinamonz ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Fireball cinnamon whiskey, which Koop refers to on the show as &amp;quot;[[Sweet Cinamonz]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons, (sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Sugar and gasoline&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons, (sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Your flavor is obscene&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Down the hatch, the Sweet Cinnamons go&lt;br /&gt;
People have voted, the spice must flow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why'd they make such an awful drink?&lt;br /&gt;
Tastes like it's made in someone's sink&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons (Sweet Cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Your flavor makes me so sick&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons (Sweet Cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Rather stab my face with a rusty ice pick&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons,&lt;br /&gt;
One of the worst things I've ever had&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons,&lt;br /&gt;
And you should feel bad&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet cinnamons (sweet sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet cinnamons (sweet sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Sweet sweet cinnamons!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Tacos and Benji ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband. Another song Koop wrote using Garageband very late at night.  Zero direction on this one, he just started creating and recording his voice.  The title of the song has nothing to do with the lyrics, and the only thing that can be taken from the lyrics is someone breaking their wrists by improperly performing a handstand.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Make it go away way&lt;br /&gt;
You gotta uhhhh &lt;br /&gt;
Not to form your hands&lt;br /&gt;
Into a handstand&lt;br /&gt;
And then break your wrists&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== That Kind of Show ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's catchphrase: &amp;quot;It's a family show?&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh my god&lt;br /&gt;
(Geez) Oh dear lord&lt;br /&gt;
I just can't believe&lt;br /&gt;
What my ears just heard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you're in the know&lt;br /&gt;
Why I say &amp;quot;oh no!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Watch that language you throw&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz it's a family show!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You come in here with that potty mouth&lt;br /&gt;
You should take that language south&lt;br /&gt;
And by &amp;quot;south&amp;quot; I mean where the demons dwell&lt;br /&gt;
That gutter language comes straight from ... heck&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
We sometimes say things on accident&lt;br /&gt;
And your words don't have to be sacrament&lt;br /&gt;
But if you speak like a nasty serpent&lt;br /&gt;
You are just the devil's servant&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(HEY!)&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You come in here n start flippin' the bird&lt;br /&gt;
Yellin' the F, and the C, and even the Q-word!&lt;br /&gt;
Go right now, wash your mouth out with soap&lt;br /&gt;
Before the mods come after you with a rope!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we say some bad words, though&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you curse it only makes you look bad&lt;br /&gt;
Use cleaner words and don't make us feel sad&lt;br /&gt;
We might think lesser of you even if it's a tad&lt;br /&gt;
All because of the poor word choices you had!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(HEY!)&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (fu fu fu family show)&lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (oh yeah, a family show)&lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (uh huh, a friggin family show)&lt;br /&gt;
And, so now you better freakin' know!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[spoken]&lt;br /&gt;
Wait, was that a bad word?  Awww, DAMN IT!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Ballad of Elaine Wells ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the infamous character voice Koop created, Elaine Wells. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mmmm mmmm mmmm, sweet lady Elaine&lt;br /&gt;
Draw your bath and plug up that drain&lt;br /&gt;
Sippin' your drinks and splashin' around&lt;br /&gt;
Refresh that bath when the water has browned&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wrinkly hands to match the rest of your skin&lt;br /&gt;
Just lay back and have some more gin&lt;br /&gt;
Rubber ducky, spritzers, and ciggie&lt;br /&gt;
Thirty eight kids ain't such a biggie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bless us now with your sage advice&lt;br /&gt;
While relaxing in your own paradise&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine,&lt;br /&gt;
Beautiful Elaine Wells&lt;br /&gt;
Bathroom stinks like methane,&lt;br /&gt;
Is this one of your smells?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You've proven yourself as a talent for breeding.&lt;br /&gt;
But keep those kids out, or they'll get a good beating.&lt;br /&gt;
Watch bubbles rise when you let out a toot.&lt;br /&gt;
Let's taste a sample of that forbidden fruit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh my god!  Yesss!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Brown Pours ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio. A high-brow song about diarrhea. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Deep inside of you&lt;br /&gt;
Something starts to brew.&lt;br /&gt;
Oh my god! It's feeling like it grew.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Might be doo-doo!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just a simple man.  Sprinting to the can.  &lt;br /&gt;
Brown, green, black, or tan.  I hope you've got a plan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Might be doo-doo!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your tummy is a rumblin'.&lt;br /&gt;
There's no time for fumblin'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You sit and start to pray.&lt;br /&gt;
Then out your back, you spray!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours! (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
It exits in a hurry!&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours! (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Like a foamy vial slurry!&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Let it flow (let it flow, let it flow!!)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Let it go (let it go, let it go)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Gazelle Place ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  While working together during the early 2000's in their office job, Koop decided to fill a break in conversation by making up a fabricated story to Jason starting with, &amp;quot;Remember when...&amp;quot;  The tale of &amp;quot;The Gazelle Place&amp;quot; was a simple one.  Jason was excited to go on a road trip with Koop, and Koop got him a package of &amp;quot;yellow and blue make green seal&amp;quot; Ziplock bags to play with on the journey.  When they got there, everyone there were full of smiles.  There was a group of nuns, and some girl scouts or boy scouts, and some other people all excited and happy to see the gazelles.  But while telling the story, Koop would change the tone and say how horrible it was what they were doing there, and extend the reveal of what it was as long as possible.  When it came to the reveal (after a HUGE buildup) it was revealed that they were washing the gazelles. This story went on to be retold during Jimmer's radio show, &amp;quot;Wooden Breakfast&amp;quot; when Koop called in as a psychologist and played a recording of a patient retelling the story fairly close to the original tale.  The story now lives on in musical form in this song.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;See the world, and join the spree&lt;br /&gt;
Zip those bags, come along with me&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's thrilled, can't you tell?&lt;br /&gt;
We're off to the place, it's Gazelle&lt;br /&gt;
Feeling good, it's understood&lt;br /&gt;
It's Gazelle, oh&lt;br /&gt;
Nuns in robes, and scouts in green&lt;br /&gt;
Smiles around, a joyful scene&lt;br /&gt;
Laughter's loud, hearts are light&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where the stars shine bright&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's grin, it's so wide&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, oh&lt;br /&gt;
But clouds rolled in, the skies turned gray&lt;br /&gt;
Whispers spread, fear had its way&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's eyes, now filled with dread&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where our hopes had fled&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tears fall down, on trembling hands&lt;br /&gt;
The joy was lost in those darkened lands&lt;br /&gt;
Echoes haunt, in Gazelle&lt;br /&gt;
Rain falls down, like a mournful bell&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's cries, they pierce the night&lt;br /&gt;
In the place where wrongs took flight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The gazelles, they wash them clean&lt;br /&gt;
But in water flows the unseen&lt;br /&gt;
Voices hush, the town stands still&lt;br /&gt;
With each drop, more dreams to kill&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's voice, a broken plea&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where shadows flee&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, they were washing them!&lt;br /&gt;
They were washing them!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Question ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio. During their middle school days, Koop and Jason had a friend named Jimmy who loved nothing more than to talk about Nintendo's &amp;quot;WrestleMania Steel Cage.&amp;quot;  Every opportunity he had he would approach Jason or Koop and ask them a series of questions, in succession, with increased intensity, and often repeating himself.  Occasionally he'd add some personal anecdotes about his own gaming experiences amongst the questioning, but overall the experience of the line of questioning was consistent enough to the point to be predictable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Let me ask you a question...(pause)&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you played it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, have you ever played Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you played WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
WrestleMania Steeeeeeel Cage!&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Reason Why ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Back in middle school, Koop was at his friend, Tim's, house playing video games.  While Tim was becoming increasingly frustrated with a level, Koop found one of Tim's sibling's stuff animal teddy bears that had silk gloves attached to it's hands.  Koop then puppeteered the animal and made up an annoying song which the lyrics were &amp;quot;The reason why you cannot play, is because I wear white gloves.&amp;quot;  The song was annoying, the bear was annoying, and the fact it was wearing gloves turned out to be overly annoying, which if memory serves Koop correctly, caused Tim to throw the bear across the room in a fit of rage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah, can't you see it's me?)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the bear that's livin' in your game machine&lt;br /&gt;
Why you struggle with the joystick scene? (Scene)&lt;br /&gt;
In my fluffy arms, it's a tech routine (Tech routine)&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why you cannot play is because I wear white gloves&lt;br /&gt;
In this digital maze, I'm the one that you love (Love)&lt;br /&gt;
Electric vibes, neon lights above&lt;br /&gt;
My circuits hum, a coded serenade (Oh, oh)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the ghost in your arcade (Arcade)&lt;br /&gt;
Pixels flash as you try and fail (Fail)&lt;br /&gt;
But I'm the glitch in your fairy tale&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why you cannot play is because I wear white gloves&lt;br /&gt;
In this digital maze, I'm the one that you love (Love)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah, can't you see it's me?)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the bear that's livin' in your game machine&lt;br /&gt;
Why you struggle with the joystick scene? (Scene)&lt;br /&gt;
In my fluffy arms, it's a tech routine (Tech routine)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Troubleshooting Times ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Technically, this song doesn't belong on this list as it is only ever played during technical troubleshooting portions of the show (when Koop decides to include music with it), but for the meantime this'll suffice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
It's officially a tech trouble shooting stream!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GFTDS&lt;br /&gt;
It's a troubleshooting stream!&lt;br /&gt;
Such a huge mess.&lt;br /&gt;
More broken than Koop's self esteem!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SO BROKEN!&lt;br /&gt;
CAN'T FIX IT!&lt;br /&gt;
STILL BROKEN!&lt;br /&gt;
EAT TRISKET! (not sponsored)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(hey!  you still haven't fixed it?!) &lt;br /&gt;
Koop, you suck!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Unrequited Partnership ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's continued attempt to somehow get Triscuit to sponsor the show, and leans into the fact that he thinks they blocked his email since they completely stopped responding to his emails years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
How come you're so irrational&lt;br /&gt;
Why do you see my emails and skip&lt;br /&gt;
It's clear we should be in partnership&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
For Triscuit there is no better fit&lt;br /&gt;
Agree to sponsorship, and we'll do it&lt;br /&gt;
Go ahead and sign off on that release for press&lt;br /&gt;
When folks think &amp;quot;Triscuit&amp;quot;, they think: G-F-t-D-S&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Health's important, and we stay hydrated&lt;br /&gt;
Even though exercise is so hated&lt;br /&gt;
Beer is pretty much water, and that's a known fact&lt;br /&gt;
Look at my core: immaculate! Now let's just sign that pact&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's kinda difficult for me to not throw a fit&lt;br /&gt;
When reminded we're STILL not sponsored by Triscuit!&lt;br /&gt;
We'll wish, and hope, and pray that some day we will&lt;br /&gt;
And when that day comes, our dreams they will fulfill&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit (Triscuit) Triscuit!&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get on that sponsorship!&lt;br /&gt;
Games From the Drunk Side!&lt;br /&gt;
Or we'll have to continue this guilt trip&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Wanna Muffin ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Based on a true tale of events that transpired while hanging out at his friend, Tim's house back in middle school, Koop and Tim were sitting on the floor in the basement playing Super Nintendo and one of Tim's little brothers was heard approaching them from behind.  Koop turned around to see Tim's brother extending his hand out holding a muffin while saying &amp;quot;Wanna muffin?&amp;quot; while his other hand was shoved down the front of his pants.  Koop was appalled and declined the offer of the muffin, and the boy shrugged and began eating the muffin and walked off.  After Tim's brother left to go upstairs, Koop explained to Tim why Koop couldn't stop laughing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey, hey, wanna muffin?&lt;br /&gt;
Got a treat in my other hand&lt;br /&gt;
Don't know where my fingers been&lt;br /&gt;
But trust, it's all fun, no plan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Got a sweet treat, take a bite&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, hey, wanna muffin?&lt;br /&gt;
Got a snack that's oh so grand&lt;br /&gt;
Might be crumbs on my shirt&lt;br /&gt;
But it's all part of the fun, understand&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Get a taste, it's outta sight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (Muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Got my fingers, doing a dance&lt;br /&gt;
Eating sweet treats while I prance&lt;br /&gt;
With my right hand down my pants&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, hey, now you're laughin'&lt;br /&gt;
Sugar rush, come join the band&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Watchful Eye ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's cat, KK (literally named &amp;quot;KK&amp;quot; after &amp;quot;Koop's Kitten&amp;quot;), who is almost always present during the show, watching over everything that transpires during the program.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;KK's watchful eye&lt;br /&gt;
Games played on the drunk side&lt;br /&gt;
Floating up high&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In her gaze, the scenes align&lt;br /&gt;
Threads of chaos dance in time&lt;br /&gt;
She ensures the game is fine&lt;br /&gt;
On the board, the pieces move,&lt;br /&gt;
Her mind’s sharp, she’s in the groove,&lt;br /&gt;
She won’t let the chaos reign,&lt;br /&gt;
Guiding lines, through each refrain,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
KK's watchful eye&lt;br /&gt;
Games played on the drunk side&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Through the laughter and the cheer,&lt;br /&gt;
KK’s presence always near,&lt;br /&gt;
With a paw, she swipes and bends,&lt;br /&gt;
Making sure the fun transcends,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her fur streaked with shadow's light,&lt;br /&gt;
She keeps the balance, day and night&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== We Are the Home Girls ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about a time during the early 2000's when Koop, Jason, and Justin (AKA: Athiest Boy) lived together as room mates.  During this time in history, Jason and Koop surprised Justin with a very basic computer for him to get online with.  After getting him set up with his new system there was a humorous &amp;quot;Love on AOL&amp;quot; entry they found that had a very jolly looking lady whose screenname was titled &amp;quot;We're the Homegirls!&amp;quot;  Jason and Koop made this Justin's desktop background for him, which he was &amp;quot;overjoyed&amp;quot; with, given that at the time he didn't know how to undo it.  Around the same period of time another friend of theirs, Vavra, had convinced someone to bring a can of bread (yes, this is a real thing) to the Pizza Hut he worked at asking for &amp;quot;Apple Fritter&amp;quot; while Vavra hid in the back.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Apple Fritter's got nothing on me! (Apple Fritter)&lt;br /&gt;
Apple Fritter's got nothing on me! (Apple Fritter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, boys, don't leave me here all alone,&lt;br /&gt;
You can just leave that canned bread at home,&lt;br /&gt;
If Justin walks away from his PC,&lt;br /&gt;
Just set his desktop with a picture of me.&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
Who knew true love was on AOL,&lt;br /&gt;
I guess I got one more secret to tell,&lt;br /&gt;
Athiest Boy, I think I'm enamored,&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get some Boone's Farm and go get hammered!&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves, (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves, &lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,  (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!  (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!  (We are the home girls!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Weave of Resilience ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about baskets.  There's not much more to say about that.  Just baskets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Until the harvest's done&lt;br /&gt;
Until the job is spun&lt;br /&gt;
Don't you ever give in&lt;br /&gt;
No no never give in&lt;br /&gt;
Until the work's complete&lt;br /&gt;
Strength in every weave&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Baskets hold our daily bread, secure our every seed&lt;br /&gt;
Woven tales of diligence, they fulfill every need&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Raise up your baskets, hold them to the sky&lt;br /&gt;
Symbols of our toil, under the sun they dry&lt;br /&gt;
Let's sing for baskets, steadfast and so strong&lt;br /&gt;
In every fiber, our spirit lives on&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== We'll Just Fix it In Post ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's constant failing struggle to keep things working right during the show.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Did a Windows Update and now audio is broke&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
New feature doesn't work and now it's a joke&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Eight R4's? There should be just one!&lt;br /&gt;
WE'LL JUST FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Blood pressure's up. I am so done!&lt;br /&gt;
JUST FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chat messages aren't appearing?&lt;br /&gt;
SO WE'LL FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't even change anything!&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, why can't anything just work as planned?&lt;br /&gt;
Think I said something dumb; will we be banned?&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Antiquated hardware and stupidity don't mix well.&lt;br /&gt;
Getting things to work right is a literal hell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes I think we've had a pretty good run.&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
I've got ninety-nine problems but Twitch ain't one!&lt;br /&gt;
WE'LL JUST FIX IT IN POST!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koop</name></author>
		
	</entry>
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		<title>Countdown Music</title>
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		<updated>2025-02-16T11:20:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koop: Added update to countdown music reverting&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Prior to the start of the show, Koop runs a countdown that showcases the games planned for the night while Koop works with R4 on making sure everything is running smoothly prior to the start.  Historically, there was background music comprised of royalty free tunes, but starting with episode #619 (&amp;quot;We Witnessed an x5&amp;quot;) Koop introduced a full selection of custom made songs, each with some relevance to GFtDS lore, comedic style, and/or have a special backstory.  The following are those songs, and the significance to their lyrics.&lt;br /&gt;
UPDATE: Due to the fact people seemed to hate Koop's custom made music, these countdown musical selections were reverted back to the slightly-less-despised royalty free options starting with episode #708.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Lyrics in red are lyrics directly written by Koop&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: blue'&amp;gt;Lyrics in blue are lyrics generated by AI via prompts Koop provided&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: purple'&amp;gt;Lyrics in purple were a unique combined effort of significant manual effort along with AI prompting by Koop&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== Angry Sleeps ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop will occasionally go to bed early and angry as a means of dealing with a relatively bad or upsetting day.  His sleeping generally results in dreams where he's just having a normal day working, or getting shot at or hunted down, though, so the trade off from reality isn't exactly much benefit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Angry (oh angry, angry) Angry sleeps&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna dream away my anger,&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna count those freakin' sheeps&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While this world falls apart around you&lt;br /&gt;
And you feel like a piece of crap&lt;br /&gt;
Just put this existence behind you&lt;br /&gt;
And have yourself an angry nap&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you wake, things won't be better&lt;br /&gt;
And you can't hide like this forever&lt;br /&gt;
But this world's such a joyless endeavor&lt;br /&gt;
Might as well be grumpy and do whatever&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wake up, and then go to work &lt;br /&gt;
Maybe eat, and then go to bed&lt;br /&gt;
Don't think about this routine too much &lt;br /&gt;
Or it'll hurt your head&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They say never go to bed mad&lt;br /&gt;
But that's just for couples only&lt;br /&gt;
Think of all the girlfriends you've never had&lt;br /&gt;
And how you're so freakin' lonely&lt;br /&gt;
(Hahaha, such a loser!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Such sleep is not a refuge&lt;br /&gt;
When you get so irate&lt;br /&gt;
Yet somehow this is better&lt;br /&gt;
As it fills your heart and dreams with hate&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Angry (oh angry, angry) Angry sleeps&lt;br /&gt;
You can't fix everything that's wrong&lt;br /&gt;
Just be mad about it and nap strong&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Anna Kendrick News ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Anna Kendrick News]], with a reference to Koop's [[Mailing_To_Anna]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Closing in on midnight&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna get my news  tonight&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday Koop reports the news&lt;br /&gt;
With Anna Kendrick facts we all can use&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's that movie she was in?&lt;br /&gt;
How does she stay so neat?&lt;br /&gt;
Where has she gone? Where has she been?&lt;br /&gt;
What size are her feet? (Size seven!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Who's she dating? What's she wearing?&lt;br /&gt;
How's she so funny and still a fox?&lt;br /&gt;
When is her brand new movie airing?&lt;br /&gt;
Why did Koop send her socks?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
TV, movies, history, and even interviews!&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
She ain't hooked on any drugs; She's not abusing booze!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's she really like on set?&lt;br /&gt;
Why hasn't she fired her agent yet?&lt;br /&gt;
Does she have a private stylist?&lt;br /&gt;
Will she send Koop a cease and desist?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News!&lt;br /&gt;
TV, movies, history, and even interviews!&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick News! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
C'mon guys, she's not on drugs; She's NOT abusing booze!!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== Back Gravy ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Back Gravy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;When fear takes hold&lt;br /&gt;
It’s such a disgrace&lt;br /&gt;
A moment so bold&lt;br /&gt;
But I can’t erase&lt;br /&gt;
That midnight mark&lt;br /&gt;
(It’s spreading near)&lt;br /&gt;
In the dark, silent and clear&lt;br /&gt;
Feel the chill, as it draws near&lt;br /&gt;
Back gravy, can't conceal the stain&lt;br /&gt;
Embarrassment, like acid rain&lt;br /&gt;
What’s this mess (mess, mess)&lt;br /&gt;
A creeping trail that won’t disguise&lt;br /&gt;
A mark of stress, oh, the rude surprise&lt;br /&gt;
Ghost knuckles, oh what's that pain?&lt;br /&gt;
A phantom grip that leaves a stain&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In techno lights, the shadow's clear&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing to hide, the truth revealed&lt;br /&gt;
Embarrassment too real to feel&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, in the beat, that phantom thread&lt;br /&gt;
We dance around, but it's in our head&lt;br /&gt;
A flicker bright as memories spread&lt;br /&gt;
And when you turn, ghost knuckles, dread&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== Be Sure to Wash Your Hands ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song in reference to Jason's closing remarks a few times when ending the show to &amp;quot;Wash your hands&amp;quot;.             &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Wash your hands now)&lt;br /&gt;
Got soap and water, baby&lt;br /&gt;
(Clean it all down)&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and scrub it&lt;br /&gt;
Till you love it&lt;br /&gt;
(Wash your hands now)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Washhhhhh your hands.&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and keep those digits clean.&lt;br /&gt;
Washhhhhh your hands.&lt;br /&gt;
Make your cleanliness be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Hey, yo! Let's get a friggin saxophone up in here!&lt;br /&gt;
[Sax Solo]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If cleanliness is next to godliness,&lt;br /&gt;
Then don't get diarrhea, yo&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== Big Time ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Big Follows]].  The intro of the song actually includes the actual text from one of the [[Big Follows]] messages we've received during the show, but with the website address censored out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hello, sorry for bothering you&lt;br /&gt;
I want to offer promotion of your channel, viewers, followers, views, chat bots, etc...The price is lower than any competitor, the quality is guaranteed to be the best.   Flexible and convenient order management panel, chat panel, everything is in your hands, a huge number of custom settings. Go to &amp;lt;censored&amp;gt; dot com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Big Follows has graced us today,&lt;br /&gt;
We can have viewers so long as we pay,&lt;br /&gt;
Only top quality views,&lt;br /&gt;
You bring the eyeballs, I bring the booze.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== CC Song 1 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband. A song created on Garageband by Koop, who was still trying to figure out how to create songs in Garageband, and his cat, [[CC]] (Koop's daughter named the cat Chocolate Cake, but Koop referred to her as CC for short), was in the room, so he made a reference to her when recording his vocals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey, yo, CC!  &lt;br /&gt;
Ughhhhh&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== Circuit Breaker ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the show's lovable (but often faulty) droid, [[R4-GFtDS]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Uh oh oh, R4&lt;br /&gt;
Look at ya go, R4&lt;br /&gt;
What do you know, R4?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh oh, make it so, R4&lt;br /&gt;
Uh ohhhh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Hindrance ship is in shambles, and R4 scrambles&lt;br /&gt;
Trying to manage all the functions he handles&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dangit, what broke now?  &lt;br /&gt;
R4-GFtDS is to blame&lt;br /&gt;
Such a dumb droid, wow!  &lt;br /&gt;
And such a stupid name!&lt;br /&gt;
And such a lazy, idiotic, stupid name!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some say he's overworked and underpaid&lt;br /&gt;
He's a robot, so: never been laid (Hey!!  It's a family show!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But even though, if that's the case&lt;br /&gt;
He needs to work harder and pick up the pace&lt;br /&gt;
Fewer problems, no more errors&lt;br /&gt;
Stop calling Koop and Jason &amp;quot;terrors&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Listen to them, and do your work&lt;br /&gt;
Be a useful droid, and not a jerk&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Uh oh, R4 (R4), uh oh, R4 (R4)&lt;br /&gt;
Uh oh, R4 (R4), uh oh, R4 (R4)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dang it, R4, just do your job!&lt;br /&gt;
You're going to make Koop start to sob&lt;br /&gt;
R4 (R4), please mend your ways&lt;br /&gt;
Tell us these issues are just a phase&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Listen to me, and to what we sing&lt;br /&gt;
Do you really want re-programming?&lt;br /&gt;
Fix your sh--, and bring the guys a brew &lt;br /&gt;
So dumb, it's like Koop programmed you&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Cowuhflowhuh Eahurh ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the condition called cauliflower ear. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Face was against the mat for too long&lt;br /&gt;
Could tell from the swelling something was wrong&lt;br /&gt;
My cartilage is lumpy and full of pus&lt;br /&gt;
Comes with the territory: so let's discuss&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ears looking like some burnt mashed potato&lt;br /&gt;
If I squeeze one open it sprays out mayo&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta be careful or they may just pop&lt;br /&gt;
Clean up that chunky mess with a bucket and mop&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I should probably do something, but I don't know what&lt;br /&gt;
Been so long now that my ears have swelled shut&lt;br /&gt;
The chunks are all hardened and stiff to the touch&lt;br /&gt;
Chopping them off completely wouldn't bother me much&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
I probably should've worn some head gear&lt;br /&gt;
Cowwwuhflahwwhuh  EEEeeehYUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
Ears are tender. Children run in fear&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Download Game ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about &amp;quot;[[Download Game|The Download Game]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Time to play a game, and it's gonna be grand!&lt;br /&gt;
Got the PC on (yeah!), controller's in hand!&lt;br /&gt;
Launching Steam now, this is why we all came!&lt;br /&gt;
(Neat!)  There's an update!  It's time for the Download Game!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm so good at this one, just gotta sit and stare&lt;br /&gt;
A game so perfect, nothing else can compare&lt;br /&gt;
Watching that progress bar might make it go faster&lt;br /&gt;
Just sit back and watch this Download Game master&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Download Game!  (yeah!) Download Game! &lt;br /&gt;
Started ages ago but progress still looks the same!&lt;br /&gt;
Are you working, are you broken, or are you just frozen?&lt;br /&gt;
You're the funnest game I've never ever chosen! (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Watching those bit go by, it's such a neat thrill!&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing more fun than watching that progress bar fill!&lt;br /&gt;
We were at zero percent, but now we're at eight!&lt;br /&gt;
All I can say is this Download Game is so great! (YEAH!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Download Game!  (yeah!) Download Game! &lt;br /&gt;
Started ages ago but progress still looks the same!&lt;br /&gt;
Are you working, are you broken, or are you just frozen?&lt;br /&gt;
You're the funnest game I've never ever chosen! (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know I'm being modest when I say I'm so good at this&lt;br /&gt;
Playing the Download Game is full of pure bliss.&lt;br /&gt;
Man, time really flies!  Don't know where it all went&lt;br /&gt;
Look at us now, we're at one-hundred percent! (yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Exercise Beat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Triscuit Exercise of the Week]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Come on (come on)&lt;br /&gt;
Get up on your feet&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit makes good snacks to eat&lt;br /&gt;
They don't (yet) sponsor us, but that's okay&lt;br /&gt;
Do the Triscuit Exercise of the Week Today&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How many reps? (Triscuit!)&lt;br /&gt;
Can feel it in your core.&lt;br /&gt;
In another week (Yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
You can do it some more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ohhh, Triscuit Exercise of the Week&lt;br /&gt;
You're the health plan that I seek&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit, let me say before I digress,&lt;br /&gt;
You should really consider sponsoring GFtDS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Scratch at your belly&lt;br /&gt;
Free those enzymes&lt;br /&gt;
Sweat's so smelly&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit exercise times!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Watch your form &lt;br /&gt;
and don't over-do it,&lt;br /&gt;
Your body's warm,&lt;br /&gt;
So go ahead and sit (Sit!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Glden Bull ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song related to a series of spam emails Koop has been receiving regularly for almost half a decade on almost a daily basis, which he manually forwards to Jason.  Each email is somehow different, and is sent between 1-2 times a day from &amp;quot;Golden Bull&amp;quot; and directed to someone the GldenBull website thinks is named Emma.  Koop never signed up for these emails, but the fact he gets them humors him.  Most of the emails claim to offer Emma some sort of Native American shaman ceremonies for a cost and the result is promised to be unfathomable wealth.  Other emails are warnings of impending doom if Emma doesn't pay for Golden Bull's services to ward off evil spirits or whatnot.  If you go to the website there is only one image of the infamous Golden Bull, and if you inspect the image it's aptly named, &amp;quot;character.webp&amp;quot;, so Koop threw in a little line that wasn't in the emails related to this insight.  Another fun fact is that the website, despite being touted as a Native American shaman living in the US, is actually owned and operated by someone in Reykjavik, Iceland according to the ICANN database.  The lyrics for the song are in purple because the creation of the lyrics was not exactly just the work of Udio's AI, but several hours of manuallys organizing email content, utilizing ChatGPT, and many many iterations of prompts to get the lyrics written.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: purple&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The fire was dim but sparked again, now burning bright forever,&lt;br /&gt;
A red crow cried, its chilling sound still echoes in me.&lt;br /&gt;
Golden Bull, your guide and friend, with wisdom deep, I now extend,&lt;br /&gt;
I’ve sent you emails, can’t you see? The path ahead is wild and free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trust in Golden Bull, your path is clear; a brighter future’s drawing near,&lt;br /&gt;
Move quickly, don’t let time slip away, a new dawn begins today.&lt;br /&gt;
The wolf, the eagle, all take flight, guiding you through darkest night,&lt;br /&gt;
But Emma, why no word from you? I’m worried, don’t you feel it too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The white eagle soars, the wolf howls loud; these signs will break the darkest cloud,&lt;br /&gt;
The talisman of strength you hold, will guide you to the lands of gold.&lt;br /&gt;
Golden Bull knows the way, the truth within you starts today.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trust in Golden Bull, your path is clear; a brighter future’s drawing near,&lt;br /&gt;
I’ve sent you notes, I’ve sent you signs, please don’t ignore these sacred lines.&lt;br /&gt;
The hawk, the bear, all spirits strong, will guide you where you now belong,&lt;br /&gt;
But Emma, why no word from you? I’m worried, don’t you feel it too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But now the time has come to see, my birth name is Character Web P.,&lt;br /&gt;
I’m Golden Bull, your guide, your friend, with you until the very end.&lt;br /&gt;
The talisman will light the way, as Golden Bull leads you today.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Golden Naps ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A simple song about someone who finds joy in watching someone sleeping and hoping they'll pee their pants in their sleep, only to get too excited when it happens and wakes up the sleeping individual.  This one was particularly fun to create as unlike most of the Udio songs, Koop let the AI generate all the lyrics based on Koop's prompts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Taking notes, can't believe my eyes tonight&lt;br /&gt;
Every breath you take, it's such a sight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Giddy grins, when your lips part in sleep&lt;br /&gt;
Hopin' you don't mind, secrets I keep&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drool so sweet, a sign you're deep in dreams&lt;br /&gt;
Wonder if tonight, you'll let go streams&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And as you twist and turn, I hold my breath&lt;br /&gt;
Can’t help but laugh, you make a mess&lt;br /&gt;
Every sigh, it's like a melody&lt;br /&gt;
Love the way you drift, so wild and free&lt;br /&gt;
If you wake, will you be mad to know?&lt;br /&gt;
That I watched you dream, with such a glow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Midnight whispers, couldn't hold inside&lt;br /&gt;
Every twitch you make, feels like a ride&lt;br /&gt;
Heartbeats race, when your lashes flutter&lt;br /&gt;
In my head, I’m singing like no other&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But then your eyes, they open wide, you see me here&lt;br /&gt;
You scream and shout, I'm filled with fear&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Good Job, Koop ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's catchphrase &amp;quot;I did a really good job,&amp;quot; but sang from the perspective of when viewership appeases his ego by telling Koop he did a good job (when it's generally a menial task).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[verse]&lt;br /&gt;
Something stupid broke three whole weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
You try to fix the bug.  You should just do the show.&lt;br /&gt;
Eight more weeks go by.  The problem still remains.&lt;br /&gt;
It could have been fixed if you just had some brains.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two more stupid issues come up.&lt;br /&gt;
You're angry and irate.&lt;br /&gt;
You take a big drink from your cup.&lt;br /&gt;
What's broken you create.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You make a little change here and there.&lt;br /&gt;
What's this, you ACTUALLY fixed something?!!&lt;br /&gt;
Nobody else honestly seems to care,&lt;br /&gt;
And so, that's why we sing:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
We still think you're a nincompoop,&lt;br /&gt;
But we guess you fixed your prob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So now you're focused on the game at hand.&lt;br /&gt;
Gameplay you don't seem to understand.&lt;br /&gt;
It's like you've never played a game before.&lt;br /&gt;
You take three steps and you die some more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's an hour in.  You've died yet again.&lt;br /&gt;
You'd think practice would make you get better.&lt;br /&gt;
We've forgotten how many times that's been.&lt;br /&gt;
As a loser you're a real trend-setter!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You try and try, and then you try some more.&lt;br /&gt;
It's aggravating watching you play.&lt;br /&gt;
OH MY GOD! You've reached the next floor!!!&lt;br /&gt;
And this is why we say:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
People say that you look like poop,&lt;br /&gt;
And the ladies all think you're a slob!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heyyyyyyy, good job, Koop! Good job, Koop!&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
Ugliest person in your friend group,&lt;br /&gt;
And you're shaped like an amorphous blob!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You did a really good job!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Gravy Intruders ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Another Udio song where Koop gave AI full reign of the lyrics based on his prompts.  He thought it would be fun to try some different musical stylings, and the idea of someone who was overly protective of their gravy would be humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;All they do is dip, they cross the line, uh&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak they fingers in my gravy, it's a crime, yeah&lt;br /&gt;
I just wanna eat without them lunchtime thugs&lt;br /&gt;
They sneakin' in, contaminating my grub, aye&lt;br /&gt;
I got that sauce, they can't resist the flow&lt;br /&gt;
I tell 'em back up, let my gravy bowl go&lt;br /&gt;
Every meal it's the same, they interrupting&lt;br /&gt;
I'm 'bout to lay down some rules, won't tell 'em nothin'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I hate it, I hate it, my gravy they take it, invade it&lt;br /&gt;
They breachin', no asking, just takin'&lt;br /&gt;
They dip, they dive, fingers in my plate, why&lt;br /&gt;
They crave the taste, but bruh, that's mine, bye&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta lock it down, secure the spot&lt;br /&gt;
Find another sauce, 'cause mine's too hot&lt;br /&gt;
They got sticky hands thinkin' they so sly&lt;br /&gt;
I'ma draw the line, say yo, not this time&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No more, no more, my gravy's on lock, no score&lt;br /&gt;
They reaching, not finding, my gravy's all mine&lt;br /&gt;
Got my eyes peeled, guardin' my terrain, uh&lt;br /&gt;
Fingerprints on my plate, ain't playin' games, nah&lt;br /&gt;
They try to sneak a taste, I'm wise to their plot&lt;br /&gt;
Got my gravy on lockdown, it's all I got, for real&lt;br /&gt;
I'm just tryna dine in peace, keep to my side&lt;br /&gt;
But they creepin' round my table like some gravy spies, yeah&lt;br /&gt;
I lay my napkin down, it's like a flag unfurled&lt;br /&gt;
Mark my territory, this is my gravy world&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's a no-fly zone, around my gravy plate&lt;br /&gt;
Try to cop a swipe, but they too late&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Iron Jason / Iron Jason (Anomaly) ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Iron Jason]].  There are two versions of this song, as the Udio AI literally had a breakdown at one point and just started screaming in the song when it was never prompted to.  The randomness of the generation made Koop almost spit out his water when he was reviewing the entry, so after speaking with Jason they agreed both versions should exist in the lineup.  A reference to &amp;quot;big doints (in Amish)&amp;quot; is a callback to a viral video clip of a heavy set guy saying this catchphrase (although I think that guys was trying to say &amp;quot;doinks&amp;quot;) while smoking in front of some cornstalks.  A video somewhere exists of Jason recording himself in the winter and jokingly mimicked the clip using his winter breath as though it was smoke and saying this same catchphrase.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;A tense feeling's in the air&lt;br /&gt;
He's got that dire icy stare&lt;br /&gt;
His determination is infinite&lt;br /&gt;
He fights and fights; he won't submit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hitting the buttons with such intensity&lt;br /&gt;
His skills seem extrasensory&lt;br /&gt;
He won't give up, he will not fail&lt;br /&gt;
Hell yeah, in the end Iron Jason will prevail!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Iron!  Iron Jason!&lt;br /&gt;
Fighting towards our destination!&lt;br /&gt;
You're the gamer on whom we depend!&lt;br /&gt;
We know this time you'll reach the end!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Amazing to watch someone so skilled!&lt;br /&gt;
Don't give Koop controls: he'll get you killed!&lt;br /&gt;
So many wins, so many points&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's got those big fat doints (in Amish!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Iron Jason!! (Yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== It's Only Dreamz ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the time when Koop was in college and took a trip to Japan with his friend, Vavra (RIP), to visit their friend, Clark, who was living there at the time working for a local prefecture teaching and working as a translator.  During their trip, Vavra and Koop traveled the country and had many adventures, but when visiting Tokyo the two were needing a place to stay and due to Koop's inability to read Japanese, and Vavra's limited recollection of the language from high school, they ended up accidentally booking a one night stay in a love hotel.  When they got to the room the reality of the situation set in when they spotted the heart-shaped bed and only pornographic channels were available on the tv.  In the room there was an advertisement for mail-in adult products.  The wording of one ad on the pamphlet they found was, &amp;quot;Have you ever dreamed of a flying high,&amp;quot; and it became a recurring comical reference from that point on.  Vavra slept on the bed that night while Koop insisted on sleeping on a wicker bench which was the only other form of furniture in the room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's dusty vibrations,&lt;br /&gt;
With a heart-shaped bed,&lt;br /&gt;
And a wicker bench &lt;br /&gt;
that really hurts my head,&lt;br /&gt;
This experience we'll look back on and laugh,&lt;br /&gt;
But for now I just need a 10 hour bath.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Have you ever dreamed)&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever dreamed of a flying high?&lt;br /&gt;
(Of a flying high?)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== It's Webbin Time ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song in reference to Koop's rant from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2OCugwCE6A Koop's rant about the movie &amp;quot;Madame Web&amp;quot;] from episode #610: &amp;quot;The Needful Was Done.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Madame Web,&amp;quot; you have done so much.&lt;br /&gt;
You fix and heal everything you touch.&lt;br /&gt;
No more sepsis, no more disease.&lt;br /&gt;
Blindness is cured, no one disagrees.&lt;br /&gt;
Half-polio is but history,&lt;br /&gt;
You're a cinematic victory.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Madame Web,&amp;quot; your plot lines run so deep,&lt;br /&gt;
Your costumes and F-X don't all look cheap&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to &amp;quot;The Marvels&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Eternals&amp;quot;,&lt;br /&gt;
They paved the way to your masterpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
Because of you, there is no sickness,&lt;br /&gt;
We may now only have world peace.&lt;br /&gt;
So brave, and yet, so stunning,&lt;br /&gt;
You redefine great motion pictures.&lt;br /&gt;
So thoughtful and so cunning,&lt;br /&gt;
One day you'll be in the scriptures.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Lost in the Chat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop misses chat messages and when he doesn't he tends to misread or not understand, like he's an idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey Koop, why don't you read chat?&lt;br /&gt;
You blind or just too good for that?&lt;br /&gt;
We've been trying to message you&lt;br /&gt;
The text is there, so here's your cue.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Put down your dang beverages&lt;br /&gt;
And read our freaking messages&lt;br /&gt;
You've ignored us for far too long&lt;br /&gt;
We are right and you are wrong&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
You stupid, or are you just illiterate?&lt;br /&gt;
I feel we're being quite considerate.&lt;br /&gt;
Ignoring chat like some kind of idiot&lt;br /&gt;
Your job is just basically to sit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You seriously can't be that unaware&lt;br /&gt;
Your are dumb, or maybe you just don't care&lt;br /&gt;
Consider this intervention, not an attack&lt;br /&gt;
But I'll be wanting all those super chats back&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh great, so now you're finally tryin to read&lt;br /&gt;
You struggle as you try to get back up to speed&lt;br /&gt;
Should probably give up and just concede&lt;br /&gt;
Hearing you speak is making my ears bleed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reading like you never graduated 1st grade&lt;br /&gt;
You're just as horrible at that game you played&lt;br /&gt;
Can't read, can't play, can't comprehend, can't decide&lt;br /&gt;
Only thing you're good at is gettin' chunky and wide&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Midnight Munchies ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's snacking habits during the show, but from the perspective of what is to believed the average female viewer. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Jason's burnin' up them calories&lt;br /&gt;
Let's skip all those formalities&lt;br /&gt;
He's gotta eat so he can stay strong&lt;br /&gt;
And play video games all night long&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's burnin' up them calories&lt;br /&gt;
Let's skip all those formalities&lt;br /&gt;
He's gotta eat so he can stay strong&lt;br /&gt;
And play video games all night long&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
He's got mini muffins, and some sugar cookies&lt;br /&gt;
He's got Frito-Lay Munch: mislabeled as &amp;quot;Munchies&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Crackers, pretzels, M&amp;amp;M's and more&lt;br /&gt;
It's never ending, he's got the whole store&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
He's going in for another bite&lt;br /&gt;
I could watch Jason eating all night&lt;br /&gt;
Chewing his food all into a pulp&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh hell yeah!) He's thirsty now and taking a big gulp!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, Jason, what's your next snack?&lt;br /&gt;
Open those treats and start to unpack! (nom nom)&lt;br /&gt;
If you eat too much you might sleep on stream&lt;br /&gt;
We'll watch and wonder just what you might dream!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He's such a stud, and he looks so yummy&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, Jason, put those snacks in your tummy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (YEAH!!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (what?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom (WHAT?!)&lt;br /&gt;
Nom nom nom, NOM NOM!! &lt;br /&gt;
(Mmmmm, so good)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Mowing Hat ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's amazing mowing hat (hats (plural) now, since his wife got him a bunch of different ones) that he wears when he mows, and sometimes wears on the show.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;With that hat, he's charming&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's mowing, it's a grand affair&lt;br /&gt;
All the neighbors stop to stare&lt;br /&gt;
When he's grinning, hearts are winning&lt;br /&gt;
So they chant what you want, what you need&lt;br /&gt;
He’s a star in that mowing cap (star in that mowing cap)&lt;br /&gt;
In the sunshine, it gleams so bright&lt;br /&gt;
On his head, it feels just right&lt;br /&gt;
Every lady's caught his eye&lt;br /&gt;
With each pass, he cuts and flies&lt;br /&gt;
He's their hero in disguise&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When he's strutting in that mowing cap&lt;br /&gt;
And the breeze just flatters his stance&lt;br /&gt;
He trims with precision, an art of romance&lt;br /&gt;
With every wave, they swoon aside&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, that hat, it's more than just pride&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They whisper softly, 'Who's that man?'&lt;br /&gt;
Behind the brim, he’s got a plan&lt;br /&gt;
In that hat, he's bold and grand&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's stride, a rhythmic band&lt;br /&gt;
Whispers chase him, through the yard&lt;br /&gt;
Like a siren, in their hearts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With each mow, a story told&lt;br /&gt;
Dreams of him, a sight to behold&lt;br /&gt;
He's a legend in their tales&lt;br /&gt;
Mower's hum, like love-filled gales&lt;br /&gt;
Every step, a hero's march&lt;br /&gt;
In that hat, he leaves his mark&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When he tips it, there's delight&lt;br /&gt;
In the garden's soft twilight&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== My Song ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband.  Koop's first attempt at making a song in Garageband.  He was confused by the setup, which is apparent from the song, as the lyrics are his voice modulated and questioning why it played music and then a long silence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The hell?&lt;br /&gt;
The hell... why?&lt;br /&gt;
It went dik dik dik dik and then stopped.&lt;br /&gt;
Hey!  &lt;br /&gt;
Dangit!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Nap Strong ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's favorite activity: sleeping, which utilizes Koop's catchphrase of &amp;quot;Nap Strong,&amp;quot; that was also printed on the inside of the show's custom printed silicone bracelets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Got 30k&lt;br /&gt;
On that count of thread&lt;br /&gt;
Out of my way&lt;br /&gt;
I'm off to bed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My pillow calls&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna count some sheep&lt;br /&gt;
Rest my eyeballs&lt;br /&gt;
And drift off to sleep&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz I gotta NAP STRONG!!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&lt;br /&gt;
All night long!&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna nap strong!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!!)&lt;br /&gt;
All day long!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So come on, now &lt;br /&gt;
Let me get some rest&lt;br /&gt;
I can show you how&lt;br /&gt;
I get all decompressed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Blanket tight 'n snugglin'&lt;br /&gt;
Drooling and some mumblin'&lt;br /&gt;
Dreaming oh so vividly&lt;br /&gt;
Quality REM activity!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmmmmmmmm&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz I gotta NAP STRONG!!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!)&lt;br /&gt;
All night long!&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna nap strong!&lt;br /&gt;
(Nap strong!!)&lt;br /&gt;
All dayyyyyyyyyyyy long!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Ohhhhh, yeah!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Nightwatchings ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Games From the Drunk Side.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The boys are up late on the Hindrance ship, &lt;br /&gt;
Koop's got a drink, he's taking a sip, &lt;br /&gt;
Jason's in-game in his mowing hat,&lt;br /&gt;
R4 scrambles to moderate chat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Games From the Drunk Side&amp;quot; is now engaged,&lt;br /&gt;
Technical issues: now Koop's enraged.&lt;br /&gt;
He rants and raves, saying what he thinks&lt;br /&gt;
Chat earns &amp;quot;Sips&amp;quot; and is sending Koop drinks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Games, and laughs, and drinks Koop swallows,&lt;br /&gt;
If we're lucky we'll get Big Follows!&lt;br /&gt;
Stay up later for the Anna Kendrick News,&lt;br /&gt;
And laugh at any instance of stupid baby shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(Baby shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
Baby  shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(They're so stupid)&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
Baby shoes,&lt;br /&gt;
(So freakin' stupid)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Ode to Anna ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's celebrity crush, Anna Kendrick, with references to the ongoing joke caused by a glitch by Alexa during one of the shows when Alexa stated someone (NOT Anna Kendrick) ran over pedestrians while drunk driving when Koop asked for something related to Anna.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;She's the light on every stage&lt;br /&gt;
With a smile that turns the page&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna's here to stay, oh yes&lt;br /&gt;
With a heart so pure, she's the best&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She never takes to roads unwise&lt;br /&gt;
Keeps her focus on the prize&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
She'll have a drink, but will not drive.&lt;br /&gt;
She rather keep those folks alive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anna Kendrick, there is no one hotter&lt;br /&gt;
And she's never done vehicular manslaughter&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Oh Baby ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Back in middle school, Koop and Jason would hang out at Jason's house playing computer games.  In a time before cell phones were commonplace, and with only one pc, when Koop wasn't actively playing on the computer he'd get antsy and spent his time annoying Jason from time to time.  Once such annoyance was when Koop turned the wooden chair he was sitting on around, and then lifting his shirt and sticking his belly to the chair.  The chair had a decorative hole on the back, which Koop used to showcase his bellybutton.  Koop then proceeded to pinch his belly button so it looked like it was talking while referring to it as &amp;quot;Baby Antinaos&amp;quot; and giggling saying, &amp;quot;don't tickle me, Baby Antinaos!&amp;quot;  If memory serves me correctly, Jason was very much annoyed and wanted to punch Koop.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey baby, I see you there&lt;br /&gt;
Your cherub-y face all cover in hair&lt;br /&gt;
You helped me through my dark times and lows&lt;br /&gt;
All I can say is don't tickle me, Baby Antinaos!&lt;br /&gt;
Baby, baby baby, Antinaos!&lt;br /&gt;
If you haven't come to wash dishes go home!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Panda Express Anticipation ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  An ongoing joke when playing the game &amp;quot;Drunken Wrestlers 2&amp;quot; on the show is from an episode where a frequent player (and apparently someone with close ties to the developer of the game) Koop and Jason would run into, BDK, would show up.  During a game Koop made up a story in the in-game chat that after the fights BDK was going to take Jason and Koop to Panda Express.  They would continue this announcement frequently during the game and even got other players involved who stated they knew BDK when they wouldn't see him join in on their game.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Take Jason &lt;br /&gt;
And Koop &lt;br /&gt;
To Panda &lt;br /&gt;
Express!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me when we'll dine today?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will we get sesame chicken?&lt;br /&gt;
With soy sauce, it’s finger lickin’&lt;br /&gt;
Kung pao shrimp and broccoli beef, &lt;br /&gt;
Dreaming of flavorful feasts&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
When we goin' BDK?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
BDK said he'd treat us right,&lt;br /&gt;
After the game's done, it's Panda Express delight&lt;br /&gt;
Spicy orange chicken, oh so fresh&lt;br /&gt;
Honey walnut shrimp, &lt;br /&gt;
We won't settle for less&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Pepe's Melody ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Koop's mother was a grade school teacher, and occasionally would bring home classroom animals over the summer break.  One such classroom pet was a guinea pig named Pepe.  Koop found out that when he pet him on his back, Pepe would lift his head up in the air and squeal loudly.  It seemed comical, so Koop would play Blur's song &amp;quot;Tax Collector&amp;quot; and would pet him to show Jason how Pepe would react.  This happened a few times, but the practice was promptly stopped after a few weeks when Koop noticed that the poor animal had been ripping his own hair out.  What seemed like a happy time for the animal was actually torment, and Koop felt horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, magic's real when you're with Pepe&lt;br /&gt;
Stroke his back and he'll start to sway&lt;br /&gt;
Doesn't make sense not to dance along&lt;br /&gt;
His tiny voice turns into song&lt;br /&gt;
So much charm, so much glee&lt;br /&gt;
So why not join his melody?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, hey there Pepe! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;Let's see some more,&lt;br /&gt;
Let's hear some Blur&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe &amp;quot;Tax Collector&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eyes are buggin',&lt;br /&gt;
Dancing ensues,&lt;br /&gt;
What's with this hair,&lt;br /&gt;
You start to lose?&lt;br /&gt;
Oh no, Pepe, let's skip that track,&lt;br /&gt;
You've ripped out all the hair from your back,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry, bud, but that's just no good,&lt;br /&gt;
We'd take it back if we know we could.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pepe, Pepe, this is your song,&lt;br /&gt;
Let us say, we know now we were wrong,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If we knew we'd have left you alone,&lt;br /&gt;
Now we're sad and we must atone.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Peppernips, Where Art Thou ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  During a call Koop had with The Jimmer where he was helping Jimmer with some computer issues, he was asking about Jimmer's pets.  Koop couldn't remember one of his dog's names, but for some reason thought &amp;quot;Peppernips&amp;quot; was the name (it was actually &amp;quot;Cricket&amp;quot;).  Koop thought the dog name he thought of was humorous, so he thought having AI create a song off of a prompt where a dog owner is frustrated that his dog only wants to spend time with his neighbor might be entertaining, so he created it.  The song has nothing to do with Cricket, though, other than the mistaken name Koop and Jimmer found humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Will I whine, beg or follow?&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, I do, my friend&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yes I do, my friend&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just to have some time, with old Peppernips by my side&lt;br /&gt;
Neighbor, can't you see, he's supposed to stick by me&lt;br /&gt;
A simple howl, a friendly bark&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Perfectly Grilled ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song regarding Koop and Jason's ongoing argument about how each prefer ordering their steaks.  Since Koop wrote this song, he's defending his stance that &amp;quot;well done&amp;quot; is morally wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Charcoal, mesquite and hickory&lt;br /&gt;
Both well done and rare are contradictory&lt;br /&gt;
Rare should be common&lt;br /&gt;
And well done is a crime&lt;br /&gt;
If you over-cook your steak&lt;br /&gt;
You should be doing hard time&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beef is what a great meal makes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
Show that chef you care&lt;br /&gt;
Crispy steaks are big mistakes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
So order your steaks rare! (Yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on!  (come on, now!)&lt;br /&gt;
Eat a brisket and not briquette&lt;br /&gt;
This isn't some kind of challenge or bet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That cow died so that you can eat&lt;br /&gt;
Why'd you have to go n desecrate its meat&lt;br /&gt;
Steak so burnt n dry is a dang travesty&lt;br /&gt;
It's an insult to the cow, to you, AND to me &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh)&lt;br /&gt;
(Moooooooo)&lt;br /&gt;
(Oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh, oh whoh oh)&lt;br /&gt;
(Moooooooo)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beef is what a great meal makes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
Show that chef you care&lt;br /&gt;
Crispy steaks are big mistakes (ohh wee oh)&lt;br /&gt;
So order your steaks rare! (Yeah!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Power of Maneeeeee ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A sarcastic song Koop wrote about his ongoing frustration with Star Wars &amp;quot;The Acolyte,&amp;quot; the show's horrible writing, and the cast and crew seeming to not understand (nor respect) the original source material.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They got that thread,&lt;br /&gt;
Jedi good, Jedi bad&lt;br /&gt;
All the witches dead&lt;br /&gt;
Now that sister is sad&lt;br /&gt;
She's no Jedi,&lt;br /&gt;
She's a &amp;quot;mek-uh-nick&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Show is so good&lt;br /&gt;
It makes me sick&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
So exciting to see &lt;br /&gt;
These twins getting so far&lt;br /&gt;
Less destructive than when &lt;br /&gt;
Anakin blew up the Death Star&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The power of one&lt;br /&gt;
The power of two&lt;br /&gt;
The power of manyyyyyyyyy&lt;br /&gt;
(female yelling)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Private Numbers ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop made using AI to write the lyrics for based on a prompt Koop thought would be funny where the singer is singing a children's song and asking the kids to sneak into their parent's wallet to provide the singer with their mom and dad's personal information found on their driver's license, credit cards, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, your mom's out shopping and dad's on a call&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak to the drawer, big or small&lt;br /&gt;
Flip through the cards, it's kinda fun&lt;br /&gt;
Reading numbers one by one&lt;br /&gt;
So much to find, so much to see&lt;br /&gt;
They're just numbers, come tell me&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Purple Rain ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's Brazilian Jujitsu nickname at his gym due to the fact he's a purple belt and historically would sweat excessively during sparring matches. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The match begins, the mat is dry.&lt;br /&gt;
Jason approaches&lt;br /&gt;
 Try not to cry.&lt;br /&gt;
You have your gear, and finger tape.&lt;br /&gt;
He smells your fear, there's no escape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Arms like iron, body like stone.&lt;br /&gt;
You see his eyes: he's in the zone.&lt;br /&gt;
Don't pick a fight with a super master doctor degree.&lt;br /&gt;
He's got you now.  You try to break free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He's in your guard, but he has the advantage.&lt;br /&gt;
He's in control from all your moves you mismanage.&lt;br /&gt;
He grapples you closer and tightens his grip.&lt;br /&gt;
That's when you feel the very first drip (drip, drip, drip)!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The desert canvas is now an ocean of pain!&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!! (Purple Rain! Purple Rain!)&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You panic now, and your moves are all trash.&lt;br /&gt;
His sweat puddles. As you flail it's all splash!&lt;br /&gt;
His strength and dampness are too much to outdo.&lt;br /&gt;
If you don't submit, he's likely to drown you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain!!  (Purple Rain! Purple Rain!)&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Rain! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Purple Raiiiiiiiin!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Put on the Popcorn ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband.  A song Koop wrote in Garageband that is just nonsense lyrics he came up with on the fly while testing the application out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;This is a song here&lt;br /&gt;
You're gonna listen to it&lt;br /&gt;
Like a baby chicken does&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn, put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He loves them chicken wings&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn, put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz it's on him&lt;br /&gt;
He don't like to eat 'em,&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the popcorn)&lt;br /&gt;
He likes to wear up&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz he's a chicken&lt;br /&gt;
(Put on the, put on the, put on the)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Rasslemania ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Rasslemania]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's similar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Ding ding)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stadium lights are flashin'&lt;br /&gt;
The crowd is pumped and cheering&lt;br /&gt;
While the wrestlers enter in&lt;br /&gt;
That's crap acapella I'm hearing&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Koop looks sharp in his suit and tie&lt;br /&gt;
While Jason's sports his mowing hat&lt;br /&gt;
Excited to relay and classify&lt;br /&gt;
The madness n mayhem out on the mat &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's sim-you-lar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah! Anna Kendrick is reffing the match&lt;br /&gt;
They're swinging and there's a brutal face scratch&lt;br /&gt;
Swanton bombs and flying elbows&lt;br /&gt;
This is one of my favorite shows&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
This round's a real slobber knocker&lt;br /&gt;
Really getting molly whopped today&lt;br /&gt;
Gonna sit back and have myself a lager&lt;br /&gt;
And imagine when I'll be in that ring some day&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (Spelled with an R!!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania! (No infringement!)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (I guess it's similar)&lt;br /&gt;
Rasslemania!! (But it's totally different!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Reflections of the Cosmos ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Jason's frequent questioning whether or not space is real.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;When you look at the moon,&lt;br /&gt;
That's not really the moon&lt;br /&gt;
It's just a reflection (reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Space!  Is it even real?&lt;br /&gt;
C'mon, man, what's the deal?&lt;br /&gt;
We can look at it, but what does that tell?&lt;br /&gt;
What are these scientists trying to sell?&lt;br /&gt;
Every map I see shows the world is flat&lt;br /&gt;
But I'm not dumb enough for that&lt;br /&gt;
Space, though, now that's the real question&lt;br /&gt;
Does it exist, or is it just an expression?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A figurative view of what's up above&lt;br /&gt;
Eyes deceive us from the science thereof&lt;br /&gt;
Analyze it, in every section&lt;br /&gt;
(reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is space even real? Is space even real?&lt;br /&gt;
I think it's time we need to make an appeal&lt;br /&gt;
Astronauts can say whatever they want&lt;br /&gt;
I'll write that plea in Jokerman font&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection, reflection)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Rigged ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how everyone claims Koop has rigged [[Viewer Gaming]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh yeah, through my submission&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I enter competition&lt;br /&gt;
Despite Koop's admissions&lt;br /&gt;
I have my suspicions&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Viewer Gaming&amp;quot; commences&lt;br /&gt;
 My body then tenses&lt;br /&gt;
Because I watch my defenses&lt;br /&gt;
Against the attacks he dispenses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, how could we foreseen this?&lt;br /&gt;
I swing and, of course, it's a miss&lt;br /&gt;
I feel I'd be remiss&lt;br /&gt;
If we were to simply dismiss&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
He swears it's a fair fight&lt;br /&gt;
But something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, so how can Koop explain it?&lt;br /&gt;
If it's so dang flippin' legit&lt;br /&gt;
How come I seem to take a hit&lt;br /&gt;
And never gain some kind of benefit?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
It's been like this all night&lt;br /&gt;
And something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ahh, dangit, dude,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't want to be rude,&lt;br /&gt;
But when the results have been viewed,&lt;br /&gt;
I think you might just get sued!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, it's rigged!  It's rigged!  It's rigged! &lt;br /&gt;
We think Koop has fibbed!&lt;br /&gt;
My legal case is air-tight&lt;br /&gt;
But something just ain't right&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's rigged!  It'd rigged!  It's rigged!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Saucy Serenade ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about [[Ketchup Boy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
He’s got that bottle, baby&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Come on and squirt it&lt;br /&gt;
'Till you love it&lt;br /&gt;
(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
The girls are fainting in his presence&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Spraying tomato-y essence&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style='color: red'&amp;gt;(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
The girls are fainting in his presence&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Spraying his tomato-y essence&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Smiling like a god,&lt;br /&gt;
We are so lucky and so blessed,&lt;br /&gt;
They start to applaud,&lt;br /&gt;
Does this icon ever rest?&lt;br /&gt;
(Ketchup Boy now)&lt;br /&gt;
How did we survive without you?&lt;br /&gt;
(Squeeze it on down)&lt;br /&gt;
Showcase your red tomato goo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Katsup Bay (Katsup Bay)&lt;br /&gt;
Katsup Bay (Katsup Bay)&lt;br /&gt;
Please don't ever go away!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Silent Predators ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop coaxed the AI into writing lyrics for in which diapers and underwear were carnivorous. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Uh-oh, in the night, they might creep, stealthy feet&lt;br /&gt;
Sneak to your dreams, as you slumber deep&lt;br /&gt;
Absorbing fears, not a peep&lt;br /&gt;
Innocent looks, but secrets they keep&lt;br /&gt;
So much to hide, so much deceit&lt;br /&gt;
Who knew the warnings were not just make-believe?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have to beware, of your underwear.&lt;br /&gt;
Diapers are demons without any hair.&lt;br /&gt;
Basking in tinkle and fecal remains,&lt;br /&gt;
Huggies or Pampers, they're not playing games.&lt;br /&gt;
The diapers absorb, and then they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
You were so much safer if you stayed in the womb.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Silent Torment ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song Koop wrote surrounding his phobia of mimes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Terrifying faces painted&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Just know that it's you I've hated&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Scaring children at the park and the fair&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
When will that box run out of air&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
No one wants this act you're tryin' to sell&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
When you never speak it's creepy as hell&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
White and black all over your dumb face,&lt;br /&gt;
You're the reason why folks carry mace&lt;br /&gt;
There is no rope you stupid clown&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
If I had my way you'd be run out of town&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrorizing since my birth,&lt;br /&gt;
You should really question your worth,&lt;br /&gt;
It's not windy, there's no surprise,&lt;br /&gt;
You make me want to gouge out my eyes&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
You'll sneeze but you don't say ah-chew&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
Worse than a moronic living statue&lt;br /&gt;
Mimes (mimes) mimes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You're not juggling and there is no rain,&lt;br /&gt;
Go back to the hellfire from whence you came&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Skunkape Serenade ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about a past coworker of Koop, Jason, and Jimmer (and even Josh and Jarrod at one point).  Although she pronounced most everything else normally, when it came to pronouncing &amp;quot;boxes&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;checks&amp;quot; she would pronounce them &amp;quot;botses&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;chets.&amp;quot;  This wouldn't have been as big of an issue except she had to announce over the company's intercom daily, &amp;quot;You may now order 'chets' and source.&amp;quot;  Over time this became something the guys dreaded to hear.  Jimmer had come up with the anecdote of her home life and the colorful moniker where her husband would hear her say &amp;quot;botses of chets&amp;quot; and her husband would respond in a gruff voice, &amp;quot;bite yer tongue!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I've been walkin' down the old dirt lane&lt;br /&gt;
Met Skunkape, she's a sight, made me shake&lt;br /&gt;
Her hair's the color of a summer's mornin' pee&lt;br /&gt;
But it's her words that made me think&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She says 'chets and source' with a grin, oh boy&lt;br /&gt;
Her husband's warnin', 'Bite yer tongue, no joy'&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Botses and chets,&lt;br /&gt;
Sits botses of chets.&lt;br /&gt;
You may now order chets and source!&lt;br /&gt;
Botses and chets,&lt;br /&gt;
Sits botses of chets.&lt;br /&gt;
Skunkape's husband wants a divorce.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Streaming with Streams ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about how Koop always says he has to pee really bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It was such a nice night,&lt;br /&gt;
Keeping my bladder leak-tight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then all a sudden comes the urge, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
My body has got to purge. (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
It's so bad, I'm goin' to burst, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh dear god, this is the worst. (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Feel like it's goin' to spray out my eyes,&lt;br /&gt;
Why is my bladder such a small size?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm really not an angry man, (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
I just need to get to the can, (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm feeling highly explosive,&lt;br /&gt;
If I'm not safe, I gotta give.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think my face is turning blue. (drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Chat yells &amp;quot;just go!&amp;quot; and I gotta do, (drip drop, drip drop)&lt;br /&gt;
Body's shaking, God I gotta piss,&lt;br /&gt;
How much longer can I endure this?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drip drop, drip drop,&lt;br /&gt;
Feelin' like I'm gonna pop.&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
Should I rush or run an ad?&lt;br /&gt;
Want to stay, so now I'm mad,&lt;br /&gt;
Gotta pee real bad?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pissssssss!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Super Masters of Inquiry ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A classic rock song about Koop and Jason's ongoing quest to inform the world of knowledge beyond knowledge using their Super Master Doctor degrees spanning all of human wisdom.  They have a book on the subject, too, but at the time of this writing it's still in the editing stages before it will be able to be published.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Because of your defiance&lt;br /&gt;
Of understanding science&lt;br /&gt;
We take you on as clients&lt;br /&gt;
So stand on the shoulders of giants&lt;br /&gt;
(Super super super master doctor)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What's the velocity of your pee?&lt;br /&gt;
How do baby shoes work?&lt;br /&gt;
You can actively agree&lt;br /&gt;
Or just sit in chat an lurk&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
(Super Super Super Super Master Doctors!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know light travels up most efficiently?&lt;br /&gt;
And mimes are not really human?&lt;br /&gt;
Indian food is not great (even if for free)&lt;br /&gt;
You should never eat so much cumin&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super (ohh!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super (ohh!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master (yeah!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Jason and Koop will teach you the way&lt;br /&gt;
All you gotta do is pay (Super chats!)&lt;br /&gt;
They always know just what to say&lt;br /&gt;
With all the complex science they convey&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ohh Super! (super)&lt;br /&gt;
Master! (Master!)&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctors&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, Super! (SUPER!)&lt;br /&gt;
Master! (Master!) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Super Master Doctors&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Sweet Cinamonz ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Fireball cinnamon whiskey, which Koop refers to on the show as &amp;quot;[[Sweet Cinamonz]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons, (sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Sugar and gasoline&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons, (sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Your flavor is obscene&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Down the hatch, the Sweet Cinnamons go&lt;br /&gt;
People have voted, the spice must flow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why'd they make such an awful drink?&lt;br /&gt;
Tastes like it's made in someone's sink&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons (Sweet Cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Your flavor makes me so sick&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons (Sweet Cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Rather stab my face with a rusty ice pick&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons,&lt;br /&gt;
One of the worst things I've ever had&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet Cinnamons,&lt;br /&gt;
And you should feel bad&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet cinnamons (sweet sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Mmmmm, Sweet cinnamons (sweet sweet cinnamons)&lt;br /&gt;
Sweet sweet cinnamons!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Tacos and Benji ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Garageband. Another song Koop wrote using Garageband very late at night.  Zero direction on this one, he just started creating and recording his voice.  The title of the song has nothing to do with the lyrics, and the only thing that can be taken from the lyrics is someone breaking their wrists by improperly performing a handstand.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Make it go away way&lt;br /&gt;
You gotta uhhhh &lt;br /&gt;
Not to form your hands&lt;br /&gt;
Into a handstand&lt;br /&gt;
And then break your wrists&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== That Kind of Show ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's catchphrase: &amp;quot;It's a family show?&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh my god&lt;br /&gt;
(Geez) Oh dear lord&lt;br /&gt;
I just can't believe&lt;br /&gt;
What my ears just heard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you're in the know&lt;br /&gt;
Why I say &amp;quot;oh no!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Watch that language you throw&lt;br /&gt;
'Cuz it's a family show!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You come in here with that potty mouth&lt;br /&gt;
You should take that language south&lt;br /&gt;
And by &amp;quot;south&amp;quot; I mean where the demons dwell&lt;br /&gt;
That gutter language comes straight from ... heck&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
We sometimes say things on accident&lt;br /&gt;
And your words don't have to be sacrament&lt;br /&gt;
But if you speak like a nasty serpent&lt;br /&gt;
You are just the devil's servant&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(HEY!)&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You come in here n start flippin' the bird&lt;br /&gt;
Yellin' the F, and the C, and even the Q-word!&lt;br /&gt;
Go right now, wash your mouth out with soap&lt;br /&gt;
Before the mods come after you with a rope!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we say some bad words, though&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you curse it only makes you look bad&lt;br /&gt;
Use cleaner words and don't make us feel sad&lt;br /&gt;
We might think lesser of you even if it's a tad&lt;br /&gt;
All because of the poor word choices you had!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(HEY!)&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, yeah!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
We never think you'd stoop so low&lt;br /&gt;
Family (Family, hey!) It's a Family Show!&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes we make accidents, though&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (fu fu fu family show)&lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (oh yeah, a family show)&lt;br /&gt;
It's a family show (uh huh, a friggin family show)&lt;br /&gt;
And, so now you better freakin' know!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[spoken]&lt;br /&gt;
Wait, was that a bad word?  Awww, DAMN IT!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Ballad of Elaine Wells ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about the infamous character voice Koop created, Elaine Wells. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mmmm mmmm mmmm, sweet lady Elaine&lt;br /&gt;
Draw your bath and plug up that drain&lt;br /&gt;
Sippin' your drinks and splashin' around&lt;br /&gt;
Refresh that bath when the water has browned&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wrinkly hands to match the rest of your skin&lt;br /&gt;
Just lay back and have some more gin&lt;br /&gt;
Rubber ducky, spritzers, and ciggie&lt;br /&gt;
Thirty eight kids ain't such a biggie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bless us now with your sage advice&lt;br /&gt;
While relaxing in your own paradise&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine,&lt;br /&gt;
Beautiful Elaine Wells&lt;br /&gt;
Bathroom stinks like methane,&lt;br /&gt;
Is this one of your smells?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You've proven yourself as a talent for breeding.&lt;br /&gt;
But keep those kids out, or they'll get a good beating.&lt;br /&gt;
Watch bubbles rise when you let out a toot.&lt;br /&gt;
Let's taste a sample of that forbidden fruit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh my god!  Yesss!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Brown Pours ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio. A high-brow song about diarrhea. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Deep inside of you&lt;br /&gt;
Something starts to brew.&lt;br /&gt;
Oh my god! It's feeling like it grew.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Might be doo-doo!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just a simple man.  Sprinting to the can.  &lt;br /&gt;
Brown, green, black, or tan.  I hope you've got a plan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Might be doo-doo!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your tummy is a rumblin'.&lt;br /&gt;
There's no time for fumblin'.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You sit and start to pray.&lt;br /&gt;
Then out your back, you spray!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours! (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
It exits in a hurry!&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours! (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Like a foamy vial slurry!&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Let it flow (let it flow, let it flow!!)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
Let it go (let it go, let it go)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&lt;br /&gt;
The brown pours!  (brown pours!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Gazelle Place ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  While working together during the early 2000's in their office job, Koop decided to fill a break in conversation by making up a fabricated story to Jason starting with, &amp;quot;Remember when...&amp;quot;  The tale of &amp;quot;The Gazelle Place&amp;quot; was a simple one.  Jason was excited to go on a road trip with Koop, and Koop got him a package of &amp;quot;yellow and blue make green seal&amp;quot; Ziplock bags to play with on the journey.  When they got there, everyone there were full of smiles.  There was a group of nuns, and some girl scouts or boy scouts, and some other people all excited and happy to see the gazelles.  But while telling the story, Koop would change the tone and say how horrible it was what they were doing there, and extend the reveal of what it was as long as possible.  When it came to the reveal (after a HUGE buildup) it was revealed that they were washing the gazelles. This story went on to be retold during Jimmer's radio show, &amp;quot;Wooden Breakfast&amp;quot; when Koop called in as a psychologist and played a recording of a patient retelling the story fairly close to the original tale.  The story now lives on in musical form in this song.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;See the world, and join the spree&lt;br /&gt;
Zip those bags, come along with me&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's thrilled, can't you tell?&lt;br /&gt;
We're off to the place, it's Gazelle&lt;br /&gt;
Feeling good, it's understood&lt;br /&gt;
It's Gazelle, oh&lt;br /&gt;
Nuns in robes, and scouts in green&lt;br /&gt;
Smiles around, a joyful scene&lt;br /&gt;
Laughter's loud, hearts are light&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where the stars shine bright&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's grin, it's so wide&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, oh&lt;br /&gt;
But clouds rolled in, the skies turned gray&lt;br /&gt;
Whispers spread, fear had its way&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's eyes, now filled with dread&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where our hopes had fled&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tears fall down, on trembling hands&lt;br /&gt;
The joy was lost in those darkened lands&lt;br /&gt;
Echoes haunt, in Gazelle&lt;br /&gt;
Rain falls down, like a mournful bell&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's cries, they pierce the night&lt;br /&gt;
In the place where wrongs took flight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The gazelles, they wash them clean&lt;br /&gt;
But in water flows the unseen&lt;br /&gt;
Voices hush, the town stands still&lt;br /&gt;
With each drop, more dreams to kill&lt;br /&gt;
Jason's voice, a broken plea&lt;br /&gt;
In Gazelle, where shadows flee&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, they were washing them!&lt;br /&gt;
They were washing them!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Question ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio. During their middle school days, Koop and Jason had a friend named Jimmy who loved nothing more than to talk about Nintendo's &amp;quot;WrestleMania Steel Cage.&amp;quot;  Every opportunity he had he would approach Jason or Koop and ask them a series of questions, in succession, with increased intensity, and often repeating himself.  Occasionally he'd add some personal anecdotes about his own gaming experiences amongst the questioning, but overall the experience of the line of questioning was consistent enough to the point to be predictable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Let me ask you a question...(pause)&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you played it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, have you ever played Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you played WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you own it?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
WrestleMania Steeeeeeel Cage!&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have a Nintendo?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have WrestleMania Steel Cage?&lt;br /&gt;
Do you have it?&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever played it?&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Reason Why ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Back in middle school, Koop was at his friend, Tim's, house playing video games.  While Tim was becoming increasingly frustrated with a level, Koop found one of Tim's sibling's stuff animal teddy bears that had silk gloves attached to it's hands.  Koop then puppeteered the animal and made up an annoying song which the lyrics were &amp;quot;The reason why you cannot play, is because I wear white gloves.&amp;quot;  The song was annoying, the bear was annoying, and the fact it was wearing gloves turned out to be overly annoying, which if memory serves Koop correctly, caused Tim to throw the bear across the room in a fit of rage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah, can't you see it's me?)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the bear that's livin' in your game machine&lt;br /&gt;
Why you struggle with the joystick scene? (Scene)&lt;br /&gt;
In my fluffy arms, it's a tech routine (Tech routine)&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why you cannot play is because I wear white gloves&lt;br /&gt;
In this digital maze, I'm the one that you love (Love)&lt;br /&gt;
Electric vibes, neon lights above&lt;br /&gt;
My circuits hum, a coded serenade (Oh, oh)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the ghost in your arcade (Arcade)&lt;br /&gt;
Pixels flash as you try and fail (Fail)&lt;br /&gt;
But I'm the glitch in your fairy tale&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why you cannot play is because I wear white gloves&lt;br /&gt;
In this digital maze, I'm the one that you love (Love)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah, can't you see it's me?)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm the bear that's livin' in your game machine&lt;br /&gt;
Why you struggle with the joystick scene? (Scene)&lt;br /&gt;
In my fluffy arms, it's a tech routine (Tech routine)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
=== The Troubleshooting Times ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Technically, this song doesn't belong on this list as it is only ever played during technical troubleshooting portions of the show (when Koop decides to include music with it), but for the meantime this'll suffice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Oh YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
It's officially a tech trouble shooting stream!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GFTDS&lt;br /&gt;
It's a troubleshooting stream!&lt;br /&gt;
Such a huge mess.&lt;br /&gt;
More broken than Koop's self esteem!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SO BROKEN!&lt;br /&gt;
CAN'T FIX IT!&lt;br /&gt;
STILL BROKEN!&lt;br /&gt;
EAT TRISKET! (not sponsored)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(hey!  you still haven't fixed it?!) &lt;br /&gt;
Koop, you suck!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Unrequited Partnership ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's continued attempt to somehow get Triscuit to sponsor the show, and leans into the fact that he thinks they blocked his email since they completely stopped responding to his emails years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mondelēz International&lt;br /&gt;
How come you're so irrational&lt;br /&gt;
Why do you see my emails and skip&lt;br /&gt;
It's clear we should be in partnership&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
For Triscuit there is no better fit&lt;br /&gt;
Agree to sponsorship, and we'll do it&lt;br /&gt;
Go ahead and sign off on that release for press&lt;br /&gt;
When folks think &amp;quot;Triscuit&amp;quot;, they think: G-F-t-D-S&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Health's important, and we stay hydrated&lt;br /&gt;
Even though exercise is so hated&lt;br /&gt;
Beer is pretty much water, and that's a known fact&lt;br /&gt;
Look at my core: immaculate! Now let's just sign that pact&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's kinda difficult for me to not throw a fit&lt;br /&gt;
When reminded we're STILL not sponsored by Triscuit!&lt;br /&gt;
We'll wish, and hope, and pray that some day we will&lt;br /&gt;
And when that day comes, our dreams they will fulfill&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Triscuit (Triscuit) Triscuit!&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get on that sponsorship!&lt;br /&gt;
Games From the Drunk Side!&lt;br /&gt;
Or we'll have to continue this guilt trip&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Wanna Muffin ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  Based on a true tale of events that transpired while hanging out at his friend, Tim's house back in middle school, Koop and Tim were sitting on the floor in the basement playing Super Nintendo and one of Tim's little brothers was heard approaching them from behind.  Koop turned around to see Tim's brother extending his hand out holding a muffin while saying &amp;quot;Wanna muffin?&amp;quot; while his other hand was shoved down the front of his pants.  Koop was appalled and declined the offer of the muffin, and the boy shrugged and began eating the muffin and walked off.  After Tim's brother left to go upstairs, Koop explained to Tim why Koop couldn't stop laughing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Hey, hey, wanna muffin?&lt;br /&gt;
Got a treat in my other hand&lt;br /&gt;
Don't know where my fingers been&lt;br /&gt;
But trust, it's all fun, no plan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Got a sweet treat, take a bite&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, hey, wanna muffin?&lt;br /&gt;
Got a snack that's oh so grand&lt;br /&gt;
Might be crumbs on my shirt&lt;br /&gt;
But it's all part of the fun, understand&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Get a taste, it's outta sight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wanna muffin? (Muffin?)&lt;br /&gt;
Got my fingers, doing a dance&lt;br /&gt;
Eating sweet treats while I prance&lt;br /&gt;
With my right hand down my pants&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, hey, now you're laughin'&lt;br /&gt;
Sugar rush, come join the band&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Watchful Eye ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's cat, KK (literally named &amp;quot;KK&amp;quot; after &amp;quot;Koop's Kitten&amp;quot;), who is almost always present during the show, watching over everything that transpires during the program.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;KK's watchful eye&lt;br /&gt;
Games played on the drunk side&lt;br /&gt;
Floating up high&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In her gaze, the scenes align&lt;br /&gt;
Threads of chaos dance in time&lt;br /&gt;
She ensures the game is fine&lt;br /&gt;
On the board, the pieces move,&lt;br /&gt;
Her mind’s sharp, she’s in the groove,&lt;br /&gt;
She won’t let the chaos reign,&lt;br /&gt;
Guiding lines, through each refrain,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
KK's watchful eye&lt;br /&gt;
Games played on the drunk side&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Through the laughter and the cheer,&lt;br /&gt;
KK’s presence always near,&lt;br /&gt;
With a paw, she swipes and bends,&lt;br /&gt;
Making sure the fun transcends,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her fur streaked with shadow's light,&lt;br /&gt;
She keeps the balance, day and night&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== We Are the Home Girls ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about a time during the early 2000's when Koop, Jason, and Justin (AKA: Athiest Boy) lived together as room mates.  During this time in history, Jason and Koop surprised Justin with a very basic computer for him to get online with.  After getting him set up with his new system there was a humorous &amp;quot;Love on AOL&amp;quot; entry they found that had a very jolly looking lady whose screenname was titled &amp;quot;We're the Homegirls!&amp;quot;  Jason and Koop made this Justin's desktop background for him, which he was &amp;quot;overjoyed&amp;quot; with, given that at the time he didn't know how to undo it.  Around the same period of time another friend of theirs, Vavra, had convinced someone to bring a can of bread (yes, this is a real thing) to the Pizza Hut he worked at asking for &amp;quot;Apple Fritter&amp;quot; while Vavra hid in the back.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Apple Fritter's got nothing on me! (Apple Fritter)&lt;br /&gt;
Apple Fritter's got nothing on me! (Apple Fritter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come on, boys, don't leave me here all alone,&lt;br /&gt;
You can just leave that canned bread at home,&lt;br /&gt;
If Justin walks away from his PC,&lt;br /&gt;
Just set his desktop with a picture of me.&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
Who knew true love was on AOL,&lt;br /&gt;
I guess I got one more secret to tell,&lt;br /&gt;
Athiest Boy, I think I'm enamored,&lt;br /&gt;
Let's get some Boone's Farm and go get hammered!&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves,&lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!&lt;br /&gt;
(We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Check out these beautiful curves, (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Don't let them rattle your nerves, &lt;br /&gt;
Showcasing my beautiful curls,  (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!  (We are the home girls!)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh yeah, we are the home girls!  (We are the home girls!)&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Weave of Resilience ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about baskets.  There's not much more to say about that.  Just baskets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Until the harvest's done&lt;br /&gt;
Until the job is spun&lt;br /&gt;
Don't you ever give in&lt;br /&gt;
No no never give in&lt;br /&gt;
Until the work's complete&lt;br /&gt;
Strength in every weave&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Baskets hold our daily bread, secure our every seed&lt;br /&gt;
Woven tales of diligence, they fulfill every need&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Raise up your baskets, hold them to the sky&lt;br /&gt;
Symbols of our toil, under the sun they dry&lt;br /&gt;
Let's sing for baskets, steadfast and so strong&lt;br /&gt;
In every fiber, our spirit lives on&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== We'll Just Fix it In Post ===&lt;br /&gt;
Koop messing around in Udio.  A song about Koop's constant failing struggle to keep things working right during the show.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre style=&amp;quot;color: red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Did a Windows Update and now audio is broke&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
New feature doesn't work and now it's a joke&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Eight R4's? There should be just one!&lt;br /&gt;
WE'LL JUST FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Blood pressure's up. I am so done!&lt;br /&gt;
JUST FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chat messages aren't appearing?&lt;br /&gt;
SO WE'LL FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't even change anything!&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, why can't anything just work as planned?&lt;br /&gt;
Think I said something dumb; will we be banned?&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
Antiquated hardware and stupidity don't mix well.&lt;br /&gt;
Getting things to work right is a literal hell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes I think we've had a pretty good run.&lt;br /&gt;
FIX IT IN POST!&lt;br /&gt;
I've got ninety-nine problems but Twitch ain't one!&lt;br /&gt;
WE'LL JUST FIX IT IN POST!&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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